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I was at the game yesterday red and white,and although it wasnt a great performance you still managed a win which is always a good sign.Nice to see youve pinched the "huddle" from Celtic following your visit north of the border!!I would just like to thank my #1 sunderland supporter for yesterday,it was a great day out,and i hope we can do it again soon.
green and white
- Sunday, August 19, 2001 at 01:23:06 (PDT)

Jean Samuel, go to - www.friendsreunited.com and look up your old school.
Bob
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 15:24:34 (PDT)

Tom Mix you are an arsehole number one, do what you said and I'll pull your nuts off with a pair of rusty pliers you tit brain of a low life dick shag headed twat
ddd
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 13:13:33 (PDT)

Seems that we have upset the applecart Father Ted, Mary sounded quite the irate soul; never mind. Now I'm a married man and I have got the time to use the Guestbook, probably because I hooked my "little Fishy" many a moon ago. It would seem to me that instead of spending so much time on the Guestbook, our Mary should be baiting her hook elsewhere. May do her the world of good, and us too.
Bill Scrutineer <scrut@homeoffice.co.uk>
London, England - Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 11:56:51 (PDT)

Sunderland1 Farmer Boys 0 Great result, now for the Maggies!!
Red & White
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 10:23:00 (PDT)

Have just paid a return visit to Seaham after an abscence of 2 years and nearly broke my "springs" going thro the Dale. Just how long have those bloody humps been there? Who are the stupid idiots who had them put there? They have ruined a perfectly good road! next time I'll use the Residents inner road, they have been warned, so keep yuor heads in, Dalton-le-Dale bureaucrats.
Tom Mix
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 07:57:25 (PDT)

The wages of sin are Death, remember that all yea sinners, Remember what happened at Sodum & Gommorrah!
The Bible Puncher
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 04:37:06 (PDT)

The wages of sin are Death, remember that all yea sinners, Remember what happened at Sodum & Gommorrah!
The Bible Puncher
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 04:36:58 (PDT)

The wages of sin are Death, remember that all yea sinners, Remember what happened at Sodum & Gommorrah!
The Bible Puncher
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 04:36:51 (PDT)

OK monkey, wouldn't mind communicating on another level or via another medium if you would care to email me. I was attempting to bring something positive to this book and encouraged people to talk about the plusses in Seaham, your contributions were/are valued. Many thanks, I hope you will not move off this page, perhaps you will do a "Pheonix" and I'll recognise the style when you next contribute. All the best - Ivan
Ivan <ivanfromhartlepool@hotmail.com>
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 02:01:35 (PDT)

Ivan it seems that someone else is using the name monkey and as you will have no idea who is the real monkey and who is not. I have decided to stop contributing to this guest book. Anything after this in the name of monkey is not me. Goodbye Ivan.
monkey
- Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 01:43:31 (PDT)

All you bases are belong to flugnoober.
Kevin Sean O'Flannery
Dublin, Ireland - Friday, August 17, 2001 at 19:24:30 (PDT)

This is fantastic news, who is the new landlord?
Ivan
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 15:48:34 (PDT)

Ivan, Brian is no longer in the Stap (thank God for that!)
monkey
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 15:42:06 (PDT)

Cheers monkey, garden house was owned by a distant relative of mine - serious. I once lived in Hawthorn, but my interests lie in Seaham old buddy, what do you suggest? ps The staps WAS a half decent pub until Brian moved in and upset all the villagers, where next my learned friend?
Ivan
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 15:36:15 (PDT)

Ivan, have you tried the Humps at Dalton-le-Dale? You've never "humped" till you've tried them.
monkey
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 12:20:34 (PDT)

Ivan, Hawthorn village just to the south of Seaham has some good things to see. 1. The parish church quite small but very old. Well worth a look. 2. The Vicarage early 1800 I think. 3. Garden House the best house in the village and has to be early 1600 at least. 4. The pub they do a nice pint of bitter.
monkey
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 10:40:11 (PDT)

This guest book is just getting STUPID, it was once interesting to read.
From Seaham
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 10:09:30 (PDT)

Ivan I dont know about Seaham Sites. But if you want to see some Seaham SHITES,go and see xyyx. They are the biggest piles of shite on this guestbook. GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Father Ted
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 10:02:19 (PDT)

Father Ted stop putting things on this questbook in the name of Father Ted coz I am Father Ted.If you keeping putting things on in the name of Father Ted err, Father Ted, well then how will any one know which is the real Father ted, father Ted and who is not Father Ted, Father Ted.
Father Ted
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 09:52:06 (PDT)

Enjoy Jackie? Why, have you had her? What is she like - any good?
Another single person (female)
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 09:37:26 (PDT)

30 and still single, Great so am I and its great, most people now are grandparents at 30+ and have a dozen kids crying at there feet . You can keep it. Enjoy jackie!!
single person
Durham, - Friday, August 17, 2001 at 08:51:50 (PDT)

We are all God's creatures, praise be, to the Lord.
The Bible Puncher
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 07:04:42 (PDT)

the little sea anenome:Thank you for your nice comments, in regards to my celibacy I do peek through the Convent windows from time to time.
Father Ted <Sitting@therighthand>
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 06:47:03 (PDT)

monkey, the weekend approaches, where to for local sites of interest my learned friend?
Ivan <Hartlepool>
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 05:34:35 (PDT)

The Bible Puncher lost his prized Red Rooster and decided to announce the fact at the next sermon he held to see if anyone could help to locate its whereabouts. He asked, "Has anyone got a Cock?" and all the men stood up. No, you don't understand what I mean he said, and asked, "Has anyone SEEN a Cock" and all the women stood up. NO NO NO you don't understand what I mean and asked, "Has anyone seen MY COCK" and all the nuns stood! Bum bum.
Laughter - the best medicine
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 05:17:56 (PDT)

Confession is good for the soul, how long is it since you went too confession? Go now my children, you know it makes sense, a clear conscience will lead to your salvation.
The Bible Puncher
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 04:07:21 (PDT)

On Judgement day the "scales" will determine your fate, will it be a joyous one? or will everlasting damnation be yours? Repent whilst there is yet time
The Bible Puncher
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 04:04:44 (PDT)

Repent all ye sinners, the day of judgement is nearer than you think.
The Bible Puncher
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 04:02:44 (PDT)

Praise to the Lord, for I have seen the light of rightousness, I am saved!
The Bible Puncher
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 04:01:27 (PDT)

Blessed is the Lord and all who walk with him!
The Bible Puncher
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 03:59:06 (PDT)

Father Ted, I can tell from the entries that you make on theis GB that you are a pot of lovely gorgeous-ness, and wonder if in the face of this, you have trouble keeping your vow of celibacy?
the little sea anenome
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 01:04:53 (PDT)

KneePads in the long grass:To start off with there is nothing wrong with being a Jesus Freak,if there were more of them the world would be a kinder place.Now to Hell with you Blasphemer and say hello to xyxyxy when you get there.
Father Ted <Sitting@therighthand>
- Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 17:08:54 (PDT)

Ms Markie, I Am the devil incarnate and I WILL get you ,you bible thumping Jesus freak.
Kneepads in the long grass
London, ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 16:17:00 (PDT)

Beware Seaham idoliters the day of judgement is nigh!
The Bible Puncher
- Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 14:43:29 (PDT)

Jacqueline, this may sound a little strange coming from someone who has had a real go at you on occasions. But, I think some recent GB entries (spinster jibes etc.) are very unfair and are best being ignored by everyone including your good self. Anyone who reads the GB regularly will know exactly who you are and what you stand for. We may not all agree with your views but we all know just WHO you are. Someone is attempting to provoke a response from you, probably the same plant pot who was responsible for the ”Fat Girl” jibes some time ago. Take it as a compliment that someone is really desperate to talk to you but needs to drag you down to gutter level first. Ignore it.
Isaac
- Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 13:50:35 (PDT)

I do not live in a retirement home for spinsters. Oh you people can be so ignorant! So what! what is wrong with still being single when one is in their early 30's - I bet most of you people are still single and not married, becuase if you were married you would have better things to do than to sit at the Seaham Guest-Book writing a load of tripe and insults to people. Instead you would be kindly tending your spouse and children. For heavens sakes, people! Please get a life. Have a blessed day! God Bless! your guest-book friend - Jacqueline Katherine Mary.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 11:18:04 (PDT)

Bill Scrutineer: I'm sorry to have to inform you that Miss Mary Markie is currently living in a Retirement Home for Old Aged Spinsters in Chicago U.S.A.
Father Ted <Near@TheRightHand>
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 15:37:35 (PDT)

Can anyone tell me where I can find a Mary Markie, I'm informed that she used to live in the United States of America. I have been informed that she now resides in Seaham. I have checked all the entries in the Guestbook without trace. Please Help!!!
Bill Scrutineer <scrut@homeoffice.co.uk>
London, England - Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 12:22:56 (PDT)

Victoria, I love reading your comments, however, I have noticed that you write the way you would if you were holding a conversation. "Eeeeeee, I love promoting my friends'causes me" is typical northern - I see you really did keep your northern accent. In a way, I wish I did too, now when I try to speak northern it really sounds silly on me. Anyway, your comments are always of interest and enjoyable to read. Hope you are well.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 11:10:47 (PDT)

XYXYXY You do not know how to spell my name! It is spelt Jacqueline, or Jackie or Jacquie. Now, XYXYXY, go find something a bit more interesting and productive to do, instead of wasting your time insulting me. I am someone who has no interest in you and is of no interest to you. Have a nice day!
Jacqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 11:07:09 (PDT)

Hi everyone. If any of you follow Sunderland AFC, I don't know if you check out the www.fromtheterrace.co.uk/sunderland web page. It's really good, and I'm not just saying that 'cos my brother-in-law writes it. Eeeee, I love promoting my friends' causes me.
dr vix
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 10:53:39 (PDT)

xyxyxy: You need to Clean-up that filthy mouth,your almost as bad as that Father Ted I'm going to have the Holy Father pick Ted up and wash his mouth out with Holy Water but you I'm left with no choice but to put you on my clean-up list # 1
"HARBOUR MASTER" <Anywhere@TheDocks>
Seaham Harbour, Durham UK - Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 10:49:46 (PDT)

Put a lump of shite in yer gob jakie
xyxyxy
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 09:45:24 (PDT)

Put a lump of shite in yer gob jakie
xyxyxy
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 09:30:17 (PDT)

monkey, is that where those 2 new bungalows are now standing? If so I was only talking to one of the residents on Saturday (Ropery Walk area?)
Ivan
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 09:02:22 (PDT)

Ivan I would have liked to have pointed out to you the old Methodist chapel but due to neglect it fell down. Taking with it the bloke in the house next door's car.
monkey
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 08:32:07 (PDT)

here here Jacqueline, you tell her girl! how are you these days, did thomas johnson ever get in touch with you direct.
not thomas johnson
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 07:35:35 (PDT)

monkey, went to the cave last night, took my kids and it just so happened that one of them had been before and showed me where it is. Not too impressed with it though. What was it used for? What was half impressive was the boarded walkways around the Dene, if it wasn't for the rubbish and litter it could be very attractive. So my learned friend, where next are you going to send me. I like sites with a bit of history to them and any background you can supply me with before my visit would be most appreciated. Thanks again, Ivan. (Mr Mason, if monkey leaves directions on this page again can you please ensure you don't delete them)
Ivan <Hartlepool>
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 02:30:31 (PDT)

"xyxyxy" Oh be QUIET!!!! I do not see you trying to make improvements for your town. all you do is leave silly childish "make no sense" comments.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 17:33:27 (PDT)

Put a turd in your mouth Jackie
xyxyxy
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 15:18:54 (PDT)

Furthermore, why has the Harbour Happenings page not been updated? We are now the middle of August not stuck in the June zone. I thought Seaham was not a boring place - I thought you all made it out to be very exciting with lots of happenings....
Jacqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 15:17:53 (PDT)

The Alternative Guest-book Page is getting out of hand! Who the heck continues to write pages and pages of junk! and also records of people being on the chat line. Nobody is interested! The alternative page is suppose to be funny and humerous not filled with fould, tasteless language.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USa - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 15:15:41 (PDT)

Sorry Joanne, I'm calm now..........
ADB
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 15:14:54 (PDT)

Joanne Curtis, I am on your side! Though I no longer live in Seaham, I strongly believe that Seaham is in need of much improvements all around and a safe park for the children to play would be wonderful. By the way, why were the comments that I had made in regards to improving Seaham erased? I was not insulting anyone I was just merely making suggestions. Isn't this guest-book also for that purpose?
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 15:12:05 (PDT)

Anti Drugs Baron - thanks for your support but I'd prefer it if you kept it all a bit more quiet?!?! Especially the "joanne of ark" bit.....urgh!
Joanne Curtis <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 14:39:05 (PDT)

Joanne Curtis I love you! I am on your side, I too have small children and hearing about the "candy shops" at the playgrounds scares the shit out of me. I'm doung my best to brng p my kids the right way and if I ever see a drug dealer talking to one of my offspring I'll shoot the bastard then break his legs then kill him then maim the punk, after that I ............ sorry I lost it for a while there. I'm on your side "Joanne of Ark" let's take the lot of them on GRRRRRRRRRGH, I feel good tonight!
Anti Drugs Baron
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 14:31:53 (PDT)

Just cruisin' and other dear friends.....all I did was make one point and now I'm the local fem/political mover/next mayoress etc etc - give me a break!
Joanne Curtis <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 13:57:34 (PDT)

Dear ex Resident, Please get the point; I'm merely trying to suggest something that might be best for us folk who still live here. I have no intention in moving away at the moment. I might end up in a town with worse problems!?!?! The grass isn't always greener on the other side! If you have nothing logical to say then please keep your trap shut! I thank you.
Joanne Curtis <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 13:55:14 (PDT)

Joanne,although your efforts are to be encouraged the reality is that up until now no-one has shown any interest in a major investment in your area (i mean major here).The factory units,the rail link,the harbour development are all steps in the right direction,but Seaham itself has to be somewhere that youre average joe would like to move into,stop off for a while,visit!!and right now that isnt happening.Someone with a true sense of purpose and a genuine committment to attract some decent investment in your village is required.Form an action group,put pressure on Ed,do something constructive,cos trying to get something done through this website is not the answer.
just cruisin
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 13:54:01 (PDT)

Joanne,why not do the sensible thing?move out!
ex resident
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 13:31:07 (PDT)

Dear Yackat2001: yes I do appreciate your concerns, as I'm sure Ed, the Town Council etc do. I realise that we have a substance problem in Seaham and it certainly concerns me. I'm perhaps slightly selfish in the fact that I would like to see a play area in a main part of town for the younger children. From the play areas you mention, I have only ever frequented the Ropery school one and I have never found it to be a problem. There may be some "high and mighty" 12 year olds there but nothing I can't handle. My main concern is the welfare of my young child. Perhaps I am missing your point somewhat but I still feel that we have to work hard and make life here better rather than just label folk as "scum of the earth".
Joanne Curtis <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 13:21:51 (PDT)

Ivan, from my little watery house I've noticed that you're spending quite a lot of time hanging around the docks lately. You want to pop into Sylvia's if you're hoping to catch something, or make a few quid.
the little sea anenome <I'm only joshing ya, me old marra>
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 09:33:49 (PDT)

I'm not from Seaham and you may think I'm a bit thick, but where is the station, is there only one?
Ivan
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 09:03:09 (PDT)

Ta monkey
Ivan
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 08:53:50 (PDT)

Ivan from Seaham Train station walk towards the Hall dene. Passing by Seaham cricket club carry on over what used to be the old rail line and into the dene. As you walk down to the bridge look out for a little mud path on your left. This is not to be confused with the large track that leads to the allotments. (keep yours eyes peeled as it may be over grown.) This path takes you round the cliff to the ice house. Happy hunting!
monkey
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 08:43:06 (PDT)

monkey, you there? Need advice on how to find the Ice House
Ivan <Hartlepool>
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 07:12:10 (PDT)

To Ed Mason, Joanne Curtis, Seaham town council and The Parks and Recreation manager, If there are play park made for the kiddies will they be to the high standard of the one at Red Star & at Roper Walk school, not to mention the one at bottom of the Avenue I hope not. They are so called sweet shops for more illegal substances and what a good start in life is that. But it will not affect today’s kiddies because they will probable be adults by the time anything be finished.
look around you <yackat2001@yahoo.com>
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 02:59:05 (PDT)

monkey, went down the beach again yesterday and managed to wander into the caves. Loads of interesting stuff on the beach, picked up a few of the old style nails which they must have used in the pits in the early days. The ones with flat sides and square heads. Still don't know how to get to the Ice House as Mr Mason has chosen to ignore me, can you help.
Ivan <Hartlepool>
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 01:15:37 (PDT)

Never mind the aliens, what about the crap coffee the actors had to drink.
Star <Bucks>
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 09:51:13 (PDT)

That film made me cry. I felt very sorry for the aliens. They were scared.
the little sea anenome
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 09:35:57 (PDT)

Starship Troopers takes place in the near future, when mankind can travel to the stars and blow up things real good. We follow Casper Van Dien as he begins storming after the "bugs." Aided by Denise Richards, who, to her credit, has a fabulous body, they head out and try to get rid of the bugs. They need the planet the bugs have inhabited, you see, and we can't coexist. Why? Because they are ugly, and we are not. I guess there might be more to it than that, but that wouldn't save this movie. The problem lies in the film, which does not work in an Aliens sort of manner. It works on the level of big special effects and explosions. One scene involves these big, big bugs that somehow have evolved the ability to shoot blue orbs out of their butt with amazing precision. If you can believe that, then believe this: the people fight with machine guns. No lasers. It's the future, we can travel to the stars, but no lasers, or heat-beams. Oh, hydrogen-bombing the place isn't an option either. Why? Because the people in the film are about as intelligent as a canteloupe, that's why. With characters this stupid, a plot this obvious, redundant special effects (the first time I saw an alien was impressive; the seven hundredth time got old), and godawful lines ("Kill 'em all," and the infamous "NOOOOOOO!"), it's a wonder that Paul Verhoeven, of such films as Hollow Man and Showgirls, was actually responsible. Well, it wasn't, but man is it depressing. When you see Denise Richards with her stupid smirk on throughout the whole movie, you wish for a gun, to use on them, and then yourselves. Preferably a laser gun.
Starbucks Kid aka Starship Trooper <Star Ship Trooper, Saviour of the Coffee Republic of Arstonia, Second Galaxy on the left after Burger King, just beyond the "R" Solar Cist Him, hinny, pet, tha' knas man, hadaway and shite man. Power to Dry Cell Batteries and the people who make them, reggae, rap and soul as well as Marvin Gaye, keep on truckin' guysforgot to add@yahooooooooooooooooooooooooobabydotcommunists were her but they have gone to a place at Hotmail, yep that's me a hot male Captain Starbucks.>
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 09:26:27 (PDT)

Here here Dr Vix.
Captain Starbuck <Star Ship Trooper, Saviour of the Coffee Republic of Arstonia, Second Galaxy on the left after Burger King, just beyond the "R" Solar Cist Him, hinny, pet, tha' knas man, hadaway and shite man. Power to Dry Cell Batteries and the people who make them, reggae, rap and soul as well as Marvin Gaye, keep on truckin' guys!>
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 09:18:41 (PDT)

Seaham resident - when you ask a woman whether she is a man or a mouse you show a remarkable lack of understanding of basic biology. Seriously though, why have a go at someone who is trying to make a difference. Why didn't you think of asking the council yourself. Also I'm a bit curious as to why some of the latest entries have been wiped from the guestbook. Last time we had some entries removed it was because of their criminal nature. I'm not about to get sued by Starbucks am I?
dr vix
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 09:11:46 (PDT)

And without Mr Masons help you would be considered a non entity? a no hoper? a loony lefty? a waste of space? a timid tooter? What are you a man or a man like mouse? Do you always need your hand holding? And don't try to kid me on that you are a fem.
Seaham Resident
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 08:15:20 (PDT)

Dear Seaham Resident, I will ask the Parks and Recreation Manager along with Mr Mason. At least if I have some support from Ed then I might be taken seriously and my views considered.
Joanne Curtis <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Monday, August 13, 2001 at 06:52:04 (PDT)

Joan Curtis, why don't you ask Parks & Recreation Manager yourself?
Seaham Resident
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 06:27:44 (PDT)

Ed, thanks for responding so quickly and positively. It's encouraging to see that a public opinion will be considered.
Joanne Curtis <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Monday, August 13, 2001 at 04:16:54 (PDT)

Well done Edward, just when people were getting a good feel about their town and starting to write about it on this page you wipe the bloody lot off? OK, so my real name may not be Ivan from Hartlepool but I was doing my best to re-kindle folks' pride in the place, Monkey was an excellent contributor, even Jacqueline gave positive feedback as too did Dr Vix. But you, OH MIGHTY ONE, chose to delete it all. What's the point? You know something else? I'm not even from Seaham, but I did want to see something positive written about the place - unfortunately YOU stepped in and ki-boshed all the efforts! Comments please, from anyone, including you Edward. PS. I still haven't visited the Ice House, but you've wiped the directions off. Monkey, need your help again mate.
Ivan <ivanfromhartlepool@hotmail.com>
- Monday, August 13, 2001 at 02:04:50 (PDT)

Fair comment Joanne. The Town Council is presently consulting resident concerning policy on playgrounds. You will realise that not everyone wants a playground next to them. However, I will ask the Parks & Recreation Manager to have a look at whether or not a playground at Seaham Hall Car Park would be feasible. When the plans for the Vane Tempest site for a plethora of new housing finally happens, the Town Council will be seeking to have playground provision examined as part of the development.
Ed Mason <mace@daltonet.com>
Seaham, UK - Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 14:22:20 (PDT)

I see that some people have been criticised recently for making comments about Seaham (ie the "shops" etc). Can I just point out that this website is actually about Seaham and if we can't make comments about the place on here then the world is surely a sorry place!! I think that a lot of improvements have been made in Seaham recently but I have to agree that Church Street is an embarrassment. The shops are pathetic. Every time a business closes another charity shop opens! Why oh why?!?!? Take a look at Peterlee.......it is nowhere near as delightful as Seaham but boasts Asda, Safeway, Woolworths etc etc etc.......why can we not have at least that calibre of shopping facilities??? Also, I would like to comment on the previous guestbook note about a "Chester-le-Street like" play area at Seaham Hall car park.....why not?!?! It is a great idea. Just think about it...when we have a nice sunny day which place gets packed??? Yes, thats right - Seaham Hall Car park. There is ample room and I'm sure that an overspill car park (if required) could be provided by the field next door (where the car boot sales take place). Each time I have been to the Chester-le-Street park I have seen at least 5 families from Seaham! Remember...when the new houses on the front are built we will have lots more kiddies hanging around the place with nothig to do...Mr Ed Mason - I'm sure you read all comments on this guestbook...how about some feedback???
Joanne Curtis <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 12:37:13 (PDT)

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Test
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 12:32:21 (PDT)

I would to be as harsh as so called BIG YANK but that person is so close to the truth in what they says, Everyone has an opinion, I can only take note on what I see that is going on all around me and it is not very pleasant. One more thing for thought should we have swimming pool
look around <yackat2001@yahoo.com>
seaham, - Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 04:39:57 (PDT)

I added the following to the AGB, same challenge goes out to readers of this book, "monkey2, that same road goes back to Hartlepool again, tell me, anybody tell me, what has Seaham got, worth coming to see. List 12 good things or places to visit, I'll be impressed if you get to eight.
Ivan <Hartlepool>
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 08:36:14 (PDT)

Ian stop harping on about Seaham council tax. The residents of this town know that the revenue we collect is just & fair and what is more I have heard people say to me on many occasions that they would be happy to pay the double the amount that they are paying now! And that's just as well because that is exactly what they will be doing next tax year. ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF.
The Chairman of Durham County Council <All Bow>
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 07:00:33 (PDT)

Hello, I'm 50ish fit and raring to go, are there any red-blooded Men in Seaham who are interested? or are all Seaham Men wimps?
Amourous Seaham Resident Lady
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 05:50:11 (PDT)

In forgot to add, Stalking near Basingstoke, not the Stalking in Lancashire. Also forgot to say I'm talking out of my botty really, I don't no if male or female applies in the other Stalking comment (the one near Nottingham)
Seaham Resident
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 05:23:01 (PDT)

I THOUGHT THE ALPHABET IDIOTS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE OTHER PAGE
flint-stone <uni-verse>
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 05:20:54 (PDT)

Ian, Get off your soapbox. You don't live in Seaham anymore so what do you care? Most of us on the guestbook do live there through choice, so show a little respect and keep your opinion to yourself. You are in danger of turning into another Jackie Markie with your 'holier than thou' bullshit.
Mighty Morgan
Seaham, - Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 05:10:50 (PDT)

Isaac I'll come clean with you. If I tell you I live in the land of the Stags that beat the black cats I think you will know where I am from. You must admit it's a hell of a lot better than Seaham.
Ian
Notts, - Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 01:26:04 (PDT)

REALLY STIMULATING ON HERE KEEP IT UP AS A CUMIN, HA!
PAT
SEAHAM, - Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 15:06:12 (PDT)

"Issac" If you think Seaham is so great, then why did you move away from the town? Why don't you move back to Seaham if you think it is wonderful. Ian has made some very valuable points about the sad state of Seaham and I agree 100% with him. Oh, I forgot to mention Seaham also needs a good healthy food store in the town, so I suggest "Whole Foods" which sells all organic health food.
jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 13:56:37 (PDT)

Ian, what makes you think I live in Seaham? I visit there quite a lot but I moved away long ago mate. I am closer to you than you think - a 45 minute drive west on the A52 will do. When is that Goose Fair of yours and is it still a pick pockets paradise?
Isaac
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 11:21:43 (PDT)

Someone should be very careful, he is getting very near to Stalking, so knock-it-off!
Seaham Resident
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 10:38:58 (PDT)

Hi-Thomas,did you know that although the Aussies won the Ashes and then retained them , they haven't seen the real Ashes .Now what's wrong ? I was going to say "no vision or planning " but I saw on the news that Rodney Marsh had been asked to start a cricket academy like the one here in Adelaide , so that's a good move eh!
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 08:17:47 (PDT)

Leslie the Lez - you are so cheeky but seeing as you have asked i'll tell you. No i don't swing both ways but i can perform a meen backscuttle if you are game. but you have to be a boy leslie not a girl leslie
to leslie the lez <are you a boy or a girl>
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 05:19:27 (PDT)

Tell me Maxine with the big hooters, do you swing (or your boobs come to that) both ways?
Leslie the Lez
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 05:07:03 (PDT)

Go on then tell us which shop it is so we can all go in and have a look at them
Nosey Parker <Seaham>
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 04:45:36 (PDT)

I think I know the lass, but she doesn't work in the charity shop, she serves in the...........
digger <a337audi@aol.com>
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 03:24:07 (PDT)

Basically, all one has to do is go to a charity shop, look for a dumb bird with large boobs and a blank look on her face, and if she has a poor command of the English language (she may swear at you) you've found Maxine.
Ian <Nottingham>
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 03:15:30 (PDT)

Isaac just how many more REAL shops have to close down before you open your eyes and see that you are living in a ghost town. Mark my words Boots will be next. The Pits closed down a long, long, time ago and it has take up till now for any sort of development to take place. What have your council been doing? Hibernating! You will never get your town back to what it was, the rot has set in and very soon you will have nothing of worth in your shopping centre at all. Junk Shop alley for all your second hand rubbish needs. No one yet has made a comment on the council tax you poor saps have to pay so I'll take it you like getting taken for a ride.
Ian
Notts, - Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 01:14:28 (PDT)

62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: ps Tell him I'm NOT flat-chested!
xyxyxy
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 15:25:46 (PDT)

Please please please please anybody talk to me please, I'm such a dimple heed, I'll meet them half way, anybody, I promise, even though I'm only a poor no-brained shop girl ------------213.122.145.2: xyxyxy.: NTJ wants nothing to do with you - ANYMORE - until he get an apology 11:01 pm Monday August 6, 2001 213.122.145.2: xyxyxy.: u cn R bt u cnt H 11:01 pm Monday August 6, 2001 213.122.145.2: xyxyxy.: Seaham jam tart here, who is in this place of mine 10:57 pm Monday August 6, 2001 213.122.33.199: I-am-the-Magnificent-Double-You-O-O-Oh: I am still magnificent no matter what size your boobs are pet 10:48 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: ps Tell him I'm NOT flat-chested! 9:08 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: Catch U later gater. 9:08 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: If not ,we can continue to blast each other! 9:07 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: Ask your friend NTJ if he wants to meet me half-way? 9:06 pm Monday August 6, 2001 - I love you Brian, Maxine.
xyxyxy
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 15:24:25 (PDT)

walking along the sea front the other week,i asked some-one why all those policemen were evicting those squaters out of that derilict building? they said that it was the police station
digger <a337audi@aol.com>
bedford., u.k. - Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 15:08:28 (PDT)

213.122.145.2: xyxyxy.: Seaham jam tart here, who is in this place of mine 10:57 pm Monday August 6, 2001 213.122.33.199: I-am-the-Magnificent-Double-You-O-O-Oh: I am still magnificent no matter what size your boobs are pet 10:48 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: ps Tell him I'm NOT flat-chested! 9:08 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: Catch U later gater. 9:08 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: If not ,we can continue to blast each other! 9:07 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: Ask your friend NTJ if he wants to meet me half-way? 9:06 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: Rilo U there? 9:05 pm Monday August 6, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy: Hello 9:05 pm Monday August 6, 2001
xyxyxy bitch <Flat Chested at the Shop>
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 15:04:03 (PDT)

you take some long trips to the bog Thomas
Business Trips
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 14:50:09 (PDT)

Have just been "catching up" with some of the GB entries on my return from business trip, Tony, you of little faith! you wrongly credit me with that old rubbishy joke, thought you were now a Mate of mine? If I ever crack jokes they'd be better than that one Laddie!
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 13:08:58 (PDT)

Congratulations to the Australian Cricket Team who have shown they are really "light years" ahead of us and their retention once again of "The Ashes" is well deserved. The Cricket Authorities should now let them take "The Ashes" back to Australia, most people dont realise that the ashes rarely leave the long room at Lords. Aussie Brian, what do you think is wrong with English Cricket?
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 13:03:58 (PDT)

Why do some Seaham ex-pats get such a great kick out of knocking Seaham and telling the existing ‘poor, uneducated, beer swilling, low life’ residents what wonderful, enriched lives they now lead in there new found hometowns. Fact is that after decades of exploitation by successive governments most of the North East coastal area is in a state of transition. Seaham itself is only a small town and will eventually develop its own new character with or without ‘snazzy’ ‘trendy’ shops etc. Jacqueline, if you did become a millionaire, be honest, you would do nothing at all for anyone other than Jacqueline Markie. You obviously have no respect for the town or its people so why don’t you just say goodbye and disappear into your new found dreamworld forever. Your recent comments on the GB are nothing more than, self-gratifying, belittling jibes. Ian – when did you last look around Notts? Whole areas are going through the same problems as the North East. Open your eyes man.
Isaac
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 11:24:52 (PDT)

F - best to send to BT, the other has to wangle it's way thro' the Co. server b4 reaching me. Only saves a few seconds at most but at least it isn't left on the server in Scotland. Any more of those vids?
NTJ
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 10:09:01 (PDT)

Tony -did you get the web-sites I emailed? What's the matter, Cockneys not letting at the PC marra.
NTJ
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 10:06:37 (PDT)

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10 speed bike honking to pass."
Jokesmith
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 09:22:08 (PDT)

Jokesmith alias all your other "handles" What a sad little person you must be, I'm really getting at you, you creep Was it the crack about your dirty shabby raincoat that finally unhinged your tiny brain? you are pathetic!
yx
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:58:05 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Italian person
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:38:58 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Bruce Springsteen <The Boss>
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:37:49 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Ian <Nottingham Forrest>
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:37:20 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Jokesmith 4 (I'am a new Jokesmith)
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:36:57 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Jokesmith 3
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:36:27 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Jokesmith 2
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:36:16 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Jokesmith
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:36:03 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Father Ted
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:34:34 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Seaham Golf Club
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:34:21 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Easington Council
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:33:56 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Shop Worker
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:33:37 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Miss Mookie
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:33:25 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Janet Street Parker
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:32:40 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Ginger Kid <McVities Factory>
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:32:13 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Mad Heed
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:31:40 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Shirley
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:31:20 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
mad max
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:31:00 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
xyxyxy
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:30:49 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:30:31 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Tony from Spain
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:30:04 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Giggles
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:29:28 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
The Judge
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 07:28:37 (PDT)

62.252.224.5: xyxyxy.: ars alwayys psiised 11:37 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.255.41.108: geordie99: nor have yea 11:36 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy.: wy hav you pissec yersellf pet 11:35 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.255.41.108: geordie99: xyxyxy are u still there 11:34 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.255.41.108: geordie99: 22 wet through 11:33 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy.: ah am - honest plesanyt you no 11:33 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy.: ar like girls me. how big and wot sizew are you gordie 99??? 11:33 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.255.41.108: geordie99: how pleasant 11:32 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.252.224.5: xyxyxy.: Just for the record I (Maxine that is) am a fat lass with floppy t*ts and no freekin brain cos me girlfrend sh***ed it out off me last week 11:32 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 62.255.41.108: geordie99: any body there 11:30 pm Sunday August 5, 2001 195.92.168.164: wellybobs: hello ppl anyone out there 10:25 pm Sunday August 5, 2001
yx
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 15:44:20 (PDT)

Is NTJ Jokesmith indeed? Or are you confused again or is it the alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
ntj
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 15:33:11 (PDT)

"Ian" you are perfectly right! In your last comment. I have no idea why people have not opened quality shops in Seaham. No wonder Seaham does not have the best reputation; which again is a shame. But, if the residents of Seaham want to travel on the bus or by car to Sunderland, to buy quality clothes, or eat out or to attend the theater, well....that is their choice and that just means, they are happy with Seaham the way it is. There is no good trying to change something unless that is what people want. Like I said, if I were to ever be a millionair, I would have Seaham a SNAZZY little town! I would donate all my $$$$ to the town I was raised in and snazz it up! If I were to ever go back to Seaham to live, I do not know what I would do! I would miss shopping at Talbots, or Cold Water Creek, I would miss the quaint breakfast and lunch cafes and the health club. I would miss Starbucks coffee! and the ice-cream parlors, and I would indeed miss Friday nights at "Barnes'n'Nobles" Book Shop. It is huge! with an enormous selection of books of every interest and subject and a fantastic music selection. It is always lively and has folk bands playing on Fridays. People order coffee and dessert and sit and read or listen to the folk music. It is a great place and I love it! (But that might be too intellectual for some of the young one of Seaham!)You know, Seaham could be such a beautiful little town if only the residents took a sincere interest in it. Often times I will think to myself, "Well, if it is God's Will I am to live a single life, what if I decided to live back in England and live near my family?" Then, I think, Oh my gosh! I would be so lost! What would I do in Seaham?!!! Oh, I suppose I do like the British pubs, there are no such thing as American pubs, just sleezy bars - so instead I often go out for luncheons, dinner, dessert or coffee and I know for a fact, Seaham does not offer those choices in the evenings. Yes, I suppose I miss Seaham to a point, but you people who live there, stop complainning and do something about it! Get your heads together and start up some new and trendy businesses.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, August 06, 2001 at 14:37:00 (PDT)

Seaham Resident I am a little confused by your comment that there is no demand in Seaham for quality shops. As I understand it if you want a decent pair of shoes or jeans or whatever you have to go to Sunderland to get them. Surely it would make sense to have a shop locally selling such wares? Is it the case that Seaham has such a bad name that nobody with a brain would set up business in Church Street. Over the years all the quality shops have pulled out leaving the sad state of affairs you have now, and what have your council done to attract new business to Church Street? Not a lot going off the present situation. If the business rates are as sky high as your poll tax I would not set up shop either! On a different note has anybody checked to see how much you are paying compared to other towns & cities in the UK? I'll think you will find its cheaper to live in York, Bath, Edinburgh or a whole host of other places than it is to live in Seaham. So I will ask the question again and I may get an answer. What has Seaham got that justifies paying so much council tax? The answer I'll think you will find is absolutely nothing. Just what they spend your money on is beyond me.
Ian
Notts, - Monday, August 06, 2001 at 09:47:12 (PDT)

NTJ Oh you of little brain, I posted a joke about Jokesmith and yes! it was answered by his alto-ego NTJ. Bait taken and point proved, game set and match.
yx
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 07:52:05 (PDT)

Maxine, how two-faced do you get. Or is it down to confusion or alcohol or drugs even? It was only a matter of a week or so back that you were pleading for a truce in the chat room. I saved the script and will show it here if you wish. Now you are coming out with this rubbish, I think you need help, if not with the twisted life you are attempting to lead then with a body building class. The chip you carry on your shoulder gets bigger every day. You are warped girl, you once warned me off Gigggles, now you believe we are one and the same, how sad you have become. So sad.......
Not Thomas Johnson <notthomasjohnson@hotmail.com>
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 07:31:19 (PDT)

I agree with "Ian." Though I no longer live in Seaham and have not for almost 15 years. I did visit 10 years ago. Even then the town was like a "ghost town." There are no quality shops, such as: "Next" "Bennetons" or "Talbots" "Victoria Secrets" "Bombay" - Which sells beautiful house furniture. There are no quality restraunts such as: high class Italian, Indian food, Steak houses, or quaint breakfast and lunch places. Or, even a decent book store such as "Barnes and Nobles" where you can order a coffee, and just read the books, listen to the music and visit. it is a great place to go on a Friday evening to relax if one has nothing better to do. But there again in Seaham, it would have to close at 6.00pm otherwise it may be vandalized! It is a shame! because on the Seaham Web pages, it really is misleading. Seaham is an average small town, and unfortunately, it does not have the opportunities to attract such high quality business (except for Seaham Hall which has been made into a high class hotel - that will succeed in attracting tourists, but it is still not doing anything for up-grade of the town. I do remember the time we had the "pictures!" It was somewhere down at the bottom of Church Street - I would go on Saturday afernoons. I also remember when there was a nice restraunt at the bottom of church street, (my sister's friends owned it!) I also remember the "pit-pond" I loved to go swimming there especially on Friday nights. Just what has happened to Seaham in the last 10 years? I suppose from reading information my parents send me, it has improved on some areas; but there is a lot more work to be done. Lets face it, Seaham, is not the "cream of the crop" It is an average small working class town - I am not saying there anything wrong with that, but I do suggest the council takes a serious look at it, considering we are in the 21st century - Seaham is going down hill - which is a shame! I know when my parents came this past March to visit me, here in Barrington, they could not get over how clean everything is, and really enjoyed our high class malls which had beautiful, and yes, affordable clothing, and furnituring, They loved the restraunts and even to the fact you could go to "barnes and nobles" book store late at night, (it closes at 10.00pm weekday and 11.00pm weekends) and just sit and have a coffee and read the books or listen to the music. As most of you on the guest-book still reside in Seaham, why don't you write to the Eastington Council and make suggestions to help make Seaham the kind of town you would want it to be. If you are happy with it being average, then do not complain. If not, then do something about it. Also, the key is "Education" morals and values. Seaham could be the most beautiful town, but without the kids or young parents 20's and 30's having the values and morals to teach the children, then Seaham will just always be the same old Seaham that everyone loves to hate - but loves it so much, they stay there and the town continues as it was and always will be. Boy! I tell you, if I were a millionair, I would come back to Seaham and SNAZZ it all up! out with the old shops and in with the trendy, but classic boutiques! and I would have restraunts and quaint breakfast and lunch cafes. I would have a "starbucks" Coffee shop and just have the place looking tip-top! I would also have a first class health club in the town and develop classes on healthy eating. (Oh, I would keep a fish and chip shop! We all need to have and enjoy "fun" food now and then!) I would also have a Bagel shop! And I would make sure we got the schools back in order! and furthermore, I would make sure St. John's Church in Seaham was filled with more young people's faces, as well as having all the older people who have been attending there for years and years. I would also have a counselling center for the young girls who get pregnant or for those who think they want to have sex at such a young age - they need guidance. It is not a good thing to be having intercourse before adulthood - I don't care what you all have to say to that, but I am telling you the parents, educators and church Vicars really need to be stressing that to the kids of Seaham. In the year I left school (1985) there were about 10 kids who were already pregnant. By 1988 that figure rose to about 30 of them - very sad. Now granted they kept their children and did their best to provide for them under such conditions of not being well established in their own lives or careers. Nevertheless, if they had the proper guidance a teenage pregnancy could have been avoided. Yes! to conclude there is a lot of work to be done in Seaham. So stop complainning about it and do something positive to improve conditions and do not vote the council back in! Good Luck!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, August 06, 2001 at 06:50:15 (PDT)

Jokesmith, alias The Judge, alias NTJ, alias Giggles went to see Dr Tony from Spain,(again) "Dr Tony" said Jokesmith, alias all the other names, " I think I am still Gay" Dr Tony said again " Take off your clothes and I will examine you again" Jokesmith complied and after the examination Tony said "Jokesmith my boy, I have good news and bad news" " give me the bad news first Dr Tony" said NTJ, I mean Jokesmith! "The bad news is yes you are gay" said Tony. "and the good news Dr Tony?" Dr Tony replied " Ooo So am I Pet"
yx
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 04:57:39 (PDT)

Watch out next pistols! A new kid on the block has come in shape of Clash tribute band On The Lash. We have come to take your punk crown.
Jimmy
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 04:39:24 (PDT)

eh!!!
mad max
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 03:51:38 (PDT)

Why the insults Max? Are you a little insecure?
The Judge
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 03:47:02 (PDT)

god save the next pistols,there a bunch of wholsome blokes.
mad max
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 03:07:49 (PDT)

thats just what we need ian,a great big park to play in.
next pistols
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 02:58:30 (PDT)

Picture the scene .........The council have been given a substantial amount of money from Europe on the understanding they actually consult the town folk of Seaham as to how the money should be spent. This obviously upsets them no end because fraternising with the public is simply not the done thing. So a contingent of town folk tell the council that they would like the money to be spent on the redevelopment of the dilapidated bus station & a children's play area on a par with the one at Chester-le-street park. After 20 seconds deliberation the council committee tell the people that this is not what they want at all! Insted they are getting a 35 foot statue of a pink unicorn with lasers for eyes and revolving horn made by the little known German sculptor Eric von Knackersacken. WELL DONE CHAPS FOR SHOWING US COMMON FOLK WHAT IS RIGHT.
Ian
Notts, - Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 16:56:44 (PDT)

every sunday afternoon@the rugby club,do call in,it's FREEEEE.GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
next pistols
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 16:47:13 (PDT)

no sun,no pistols.Instead its to the rugby club 1.30pm
next pistols
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 16:44:39 (PDT)

Ian, you are talking a lot of rubbish, have you never heard of the rule of supply and demand? If there was a demand for quality shops, swimming pools, cinema's dept. stores or night clubs they would be there, but Capitalists require a return on money invested in such establishments and they wouldn't get such return in Seaham, so dont blaim the Council or anyone else, its called supply and demand!
Seaham Resident
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 14:44:11 (PDT)

Jokesmith went to see Dr Tony from Spain with a little problem(yes I mean little) "Dr Tony" said Jokesmith "I think I'm gay!" "What" said Dr Tony, "take off your clothes and I will examine you carefully," "Where should I put My clothes Dr Tony" said Giggles, sorry I mean Jokesmith asked "where should I put my clothes Dr Tony?" Dr Tony replied "over here on top of mine"
yx
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 14:37:05 (PDT)

Ian - don't knock Seaham, young lad. Especially not the Bus Station. I have met some fine people in those bogs. Ok, they are not the same calibre as those at Seaham Hall Car Park but, nevertheless, they are HUMAN (ish)!
gercha <gercha@gercha.com>
Seaham, Co. Durham, - Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 14:00:22 (PDT)

Ginger let me lay some hard facts on you and see if your statement stands up to scrutiny. 20 years ago Seaham had a swimming pool, a cinema, a department store, a night club, and a host of quality shops. Now in the year 2001 what have the people of Seaham got? Yet Easington council tax is one of, if not the highest rate in the British isles. I bet your councillors cannot believe their good fortune that they can justify the amount of money the people of Seaham have to pay for the pleasure of living in a shanty town. Still you vote them back in time after time, so I suppose you get what you deserve.
Ian
Notts, - Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 10:58:21 (PDT)

It's very funny to read your comments. It's a shame I can not continue "to provoke your discussion" for some time. Thank you everybody for your attention and fun. Have a nice time.
stefano <moranera@skybiz.com>
Italy - Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 09:01:43 (PDT)

To The Judge, You've already been to "my shop" you were in on Wednesday, I rec. you as the old man in the shabby raincoat, with your hands (always) in your trouser pockets, your hands never still! rec. yourself? you should.
yx
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 08:42:13 (PDT)

After a walk along the beach dodging dog turds, used jonnies and tampax. Its off to Church street to have a look in one of the many junk shops for a bargain. Then later a sample of ale in one of your delightful public houses (that is the ones still open!). Then a bit of people watching as the lads of Seaham disappear into the bar toilets to inhale cocaine, bought with money stolen off old ladies. Then round to the mid 70's art decor piss smelling bus station for a ride home. What joy.
Ian
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 08:34:47 (PDT)

NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS here's the NexT PisTOlS
next pistols
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 06:06:51 (PDT)

I think it's time I popped down to the shop you work at and dealt out a little justice.
The Judge
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 04:27:56 (PDT)

Correct - Knowledge!! Have you?
The Judge
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 04:26:17 (PDT)

To The Judge, You've never "given it" in your sad little life, but you've probably "taken it" a lot!
yx
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 14:24:01 (PDT)

I said "give some thought" not give "it" some thought - there is a difference young lady, be patient.
The Judge
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 13:40:15 (PDT)

To Thev Judge, How long does it take to "give it some thought?" wadamadder? you brain not working?
yx
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 12:05:48 (PDT)

Hi Jacqueline, I hope that you're happy and well. I would suggest that Stefano didn't write that entry about the Ice Storms. It looks like a wind up to me. Also he does have a job. He is a physicist. Cheers, Vix
vix
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 08:48:04 (PDT)

Remember the days before mandatory seat belts, roll bars, windshield safety glass and air bags? Complaining about the extra cost of these safety devices didn't do any good. Now, they're second nature to all of us! In fact we take it for granted that all cars manufactured today come with these safety features. In five years, every medical facility in the United States will use safety needles. Practice administrators are complaining about the cost now, but in five years, they will take for granted the fact that health care workers (like drivers) are not asked to risk their lives to perform their duties. If you don't believe this, remember when health care workers didn't wear gloves? Now glove use is taken for granted and market size is in the billions of dollars. If you've got a few miles on you, you may also remember the heyday of the early 60s when healthcare providers made the switch from reusable glass products to disposable plastic ones. Being in diapers at the time, I wouldn't know...well, OK, high school... Selling safe sharps is the hottest distributor opportunity to appear since latex and plastic. The market potential is enormous for both manufacturers and distributors (Table 1). The average safety device sells for almost double the price of a conventional product and the market size is several billion dollars. Currently, less than 20% of sharps in use are ‘safety’ sharps. Industry experts predict that 85% of all sharps in use will contain built-in safety devices by 2003. This is indeed an opportunity worth pursuing. The Time Is Right On November 5, 1999 OSHA published a 78-page Directive that directs OSHA inspectors to cite (and penalize) medical facilities that have not reevaluated sharps containers, needles, IV connectors, phlebotomy equipment, etc. to be certain they are using the safest products possible. For medical offices, this means that to avoid stiff OSHA fines, sharps (needles, phlebotomy devices, IV access and connectors especially) must be evaluated at least once per year and more frequently if improved safety versions become available. And who will tell them that a more effective safety product is available? You, of course. Depending on the results of the safety product evaluation, medical practices can either switch or keep using existing products. Only one state, California, mandates switching to safe sharps products. Several other states have passed laws that will go into effect this year, such as MD, NJ, TX, HI and TN. Most state laws contain provisions that allow medical facilities not to switch if: A safety product is not available; The device jeopardizes patient safety or the success of the procedure; Adequate information is not available to demonstrate safety effectiveness. It seems reasonable that a medical practice can opt not to switch if it can show that one of the three provisions above apply, after they have performed and documented an evaluation. Regardless of state legislation, OSHA's new federal directive makes it crystal clear that OSHA expects medical employers in every state to evaluate and consider switching to safety products. Moreover, the media is chock full of reports about needle safety issues and customers are feeling continued pressure to implement safe needles. What this means to distributor salespeople is that your more informed accounts will suddenly want to ‘try’ a few boxes of safety products to evaluate. Or they will ask you about some new OSHA regulation and what they need to do to comply. Surveys taken before OSHA's November 5th Directive indicated that more than 87% of hospitals had switched to needleless IV access lines, but only 40% had adopted self sheathing needles. Very few alternate/primary care sites have made the switch, but many have become aware of the requirement to at least evaluate safety products. Get On The Stick! If you have not yet jumped on this opportunity, you're nuts! If you've started soft selling the safety needle concept by mentioning this issue to accounts, you've likely heard: ‘You want me to buy what? ThatÕs three times what we pay now’! You must be crazy! Our doctors will never go for that’! or, ‘Show me where the law says I have to do this!’ One possible way to overcome these objections is to take the high road and appeal to the customer's basic instinct to ‘do the right thing’. Even the most hardened skeptic or frugal bean counter will be touched by true stories (see sidebar) that caused this legislation to come about. Each year, HIV, hepatitis and other bloodborne diseases infect more than 18,000 healthcare workers. Unfortunately, over 250 healthcare workers have died from these infections.
stefano
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 08:47:37 (PDT)

"Stefano" The entry you made in regards to the ice-storms in Italy is very similar to the entry I entered during the winter months here in Chicago. You are not by any chance making fun of me - now are you? Your whole entry is very similar to what I wrote. How shallow of you - you had better get yourself a life - better yet, get a job! .......................................................Please update the Seaham Harbor News we are now August and not June. But there again, at times Seaham is a boring town. I suppose boring in a fun way, like all small towns are. Have a great day everyone.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, August 03, 2001 at 07:22:39 (PDT)

hi I am Marina A. and recently migrated to Australia. I am searching for my first cousins, Miriam, Robert and Eric Goonerwardena. I believe your mummy is Gerdian and married my uncle Patrick. I am wondering whether anyone out there would know them. They could be in their early 30's and live in Hertfordshire. My uncle visited sri lanka in 1985 and we never heard from him again. But I mainly interested in getting in touch with my cousins and my aunt. If you do see this article, please send me an email. I would love to hear from you.
marina <marinah@ozemail.com.au>
sydney, nsw australia - Friday, August 03, 2001 at 00:28:36 (PDT)

seaham punk band the NEXT PISTOLS are playing an open air gig this sunday 5th august at the dawdon pit towers site(now a car park)if you're into the sex pistols get down and watch at 1.30pm. weather permitting.
next pistols
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 14:17:00 (PDT)

Ian, next to Nottingham, Seaham is bloody fantastic. I have lived in Nottingham its full of last resort students and blokes who carry handbags. It’s a bit like Luton without an airport. Come home and enjoy life.
Ginger
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 13:52:46 (PDT)

Ian...Why don't you marry YX and honeymoon in Italy with that imposter Stefano and then hopefully for all of us normal people on the g.b. you will live permanently there ever after. P.S. I'am surprised that Y.X.can even spell the word 'money' never mind mention the word wealth.
Tony from Spain¿
Andalucia - Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 13:29:11 (PDT)

Ian - go and wipe your ar*e with a hedgehog.
We're not Robbing Hoods!
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 07:37:33 (PDT)

Why not rename Seaham Tatland? "TATLAND HOME OF THE JUNK SHOPS." "GET YOUR RUBBISH HERE."
Ian
Notts, - Friday, August 03, 2001 at 07:25:39 (PDT)

A new shop opens in Seaham. "What can it be?" I hear you say. Is it Argos? Is it a decent shoe shop? No its another bloody junk shop full of old tat!
Ian
Notts, - Friday, August 03, 2001 at 07:19:43 (PDT)

Howdy Rilo
NTJ <notthomasjohnson@hotmail.com>
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 06:26:03 (PDT)

Unfortunately, you do not realize the serverity of the Ice-Storms we are experiencing here in Italy. They are very dangerous! There have already been several major accidents - just look on the international weather report on the internet for Milano. We are advised to stay off the roads if possible. Therefore, I have enjoyed myself int he comfort of the warm house. Anyway, though I am not that interesting, at least I am trying to keep the guest-book somewhat interesting - with my conservative views we are able to have some pretty good discussion. A pleasant change from what has been recently occuring on the guest-book, which gives Seaham Harbour an un-pleasant reputation - which is a shame. Anyway, I understand your opinion in regards to my comments about Valerie Singleton's affair with Joan Armatrading. I think what my point is, she lied to the whole BBC TV Station, before waiting to tell the truth and the openess and scandal of it all was horrendous. In the Primary Schools over here that was all the children were discussing - how important it is to share your sherbert with your pals. Though, I do wish that our current sherbert supplier was not for the Death penalty, as he says he is Pro-life, it does seem to be contridictory. I do not believe we have the right to judge whether we should take another person's life. However, I do believe sherbert will make a come back - until someone proves otherwise. We all thought sherbert would be a tasty change from school dinners. Well, what interesting things are happening in England these days, or even in Seaham? Cos theres nowt to write home about in Italy, apart from this announcement:- Group PLC said chief operating officer Tony Fletcher is splitting roles following the appointment of Gerard Cassels from Inveresk PLC as group finance director. Fletcher retains responsibilities for the day-to-day operations of the group with specific emphasis on manufacturing and business development. Cassels takes up his new position on Aug 20.
stefano <moranera@skibiz.com>
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 05:44:13 (PDT)

I'll give some thought..........
The Judge
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 05:11:14 (PDT)

Steve I'm used to work personally on things, and I'm used to work in team with a lot of people. Two approaches which seem not very familiar to you, since you want that a two weeks ago working group already provides an alternative model to the current one. It's a big thing, in't it? I don't know why you are so offensive and aggressive in explaining your opinions. Let me say it's not useful. And for me (I'm very pragmatic and need to get targets) it's no more interesting to continue discussion with you. On contrary I'm open to discussion and information exchange with every body who wants to work to this growing project. Thaks Stefano
stefano <moranera@skibiz.com>
torino, italy - Friday, August 03, 2001 at 05:10:30 (PDT)

PS if that Idiot Tony from Spain thinks my last comment libelous I think the Judge would throw the case out!
yx
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 04:53:35 (PDT)

Well hello all you lookers-in from dear old Minnesota, don't believe all that Jackie tells you, we're all canny folk really, dinnit have all your money and wealth mind, we're only the poor folk from ower the pond who started off your country on the road to civilised behavior (you're not there yet mind) but we'd welcome some comments from ya, ital mack a change from the usual "dribble we getting from Tommo, NTJ, Jokesmith, that idiot from Spain! etc. and wor Jackie. so cum on you're not all stuck up ower there! youve got a lot to put-up with ie Bush & son, come back Ronnie Reagan all is forgiven mate
yx
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 04:51:36 (PDT)

Hi John Armmes! :) How are you? I hope all is well! Have not seen you on the guest-book for a while - I guess you are either busy or, just have not had much to say - ditto! to that; sometimes it is just as fun reading the comments than adding a comment. Hope you are having as great summer as I am. Actually guys I am still visiting Minnesota and having fun at my friends - we are all having such a laugh at this guest-book. My friends think it is bloody funny! So of course as I am on vacation I am out of touch with reality and have no idea what is going on with world current events - Hope I am not missing too much. When I get back to Chicago I will have to read the Chicago Tribune and get watching CNN world news to catch up. Take Care everyone and God Bless. Your guest-book friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 19:15:49 (PDT)

So 'Steve'. Not content with being a nationalist xenophobe you turn out to be a sexist. Not brought up in Seaham were you? My only hope is that you're joking but somehow I don't think so. PS. Despite your being well travelled you've not yet learned that it's spelt 'Italy's'...
John Armes <jarmes@boyscout.com>
Seaham, - Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 13:53:16 (PDT)

Is that Jonesy from the Anglesey Jones? Alreet Bill and Mag?
ntj
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 11:00:18 (PDT)

can any one tell me what has happened to the pictures of the new look sea front and how to see them
margaret jones <bill@margretjones.worldonline.co.uk>
USA - Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 09:02:07 (PDT)

Jokesmith, I concede that you know much more than I do about Schitt, Schitt and son. you are getting in deep you know what!
yx
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 07:43:52 (PDT)

I'm sorry to see devided the small but hard community of people who wants a better world to live in. My original communication wanted to encourage to be all together against a monster so big so strong who has newspapers tvs, portions of parlaments and governments. We are few, and we must be together otherwise we are going to loose for sure. I'm happy to know that in GB you're fighting peacefully against capitalist model. I'm only asking: why don't get together our forces? We are so close, and mostly we are part of the same country. Genova uncostitutional police attack is an European issue as well as London demonstration for a new democracy model. I only know I would like to live in a world of people and not a world of consumers. If you agree, and I'm talking to italian friends too, let's work together to change peacefully our current model. Bye Stefano
stefano <moranera@skybiz.com>
Torino, Italy - Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 07:13:51 (PDT)

Gentlemen, on the subject of Italies recent anti-democratic riots, my comments in response to Stephano's words on Genova were not intended to be either patronising or insulting. They were an honest knee-jerk response to an outpouring of the utmost teenage drivel. My views on Italian society were based upon a very recent long period of living and working in the country. I could also have made a list of the many advantages there are to the society. However, your collective emotional response within this guest book merely serves to confirm those negative views. Nevertheless, please accept that I do not see GB as in any way a perfect society and also that I have found the young ladies of your country to be exremely beautiful; even if they are a little high maintenance. I also note that Stephano in his response failed to postulate any visionary alternative model society. A reading of Italian newspapers on the subject of the Genova riots was interesting, they indicated that Italian anti-globalist facists incited much of the violence; perhaps a first in organisational terms. Enough said, I invite you all to please put away your trembling lower lips and share your political visions for a fairer future. I am sure we Brits wait with bated breath for your good advice.
Steve <stevesails54@hotmail.com>
moving around, - Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 07:11:37 (PDT)

Sorry Maxine, I don't do the filth that you are used to, you'll just have to settle for clean jokes I'm afraid.
Jokesmith
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 07:03:38 (PDT)

To the entry below, thank you for the recognition. As they say, "I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU" - MAXINE FROM THE SHOP ISN'T IT? A s*h*tt joke just for you. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in adual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Hoarse Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. Herecently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Family History Recorded By Crock O. Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Jokesmith
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 06:26:00 (PDT)

Jokesmith, give it a rest, your "jokes" are rubbish!
yx
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 05:25:06 (PDT)

I don't know about the healthy fruit and vegetables but it's obvious that humble pie still isn't on the menu.
The sea anenome's sister
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 04:50:37 (PDT)

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, well built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Here, iron this pet."
Jokesmith
- Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 01:41:34 (PDT)

hungreyman keep that sort of lingo for the AGB when its back online!
yx
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 14:49:12 (PDT)

hungreyman keep that sort of lingo for the AGB when its back online!
yx
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 14:48:35 (PDT)

yzx xzyx y zzuux zyyz xy yx xyhxyx toy are an ar*e hole w*nketr
hungrrry man
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 14:44:29 (PDT)

shee kee babs
hungrrry man
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 14:43:01 (PDT)

xy yes, I've missed you both! welcome home, don't let giggles get away with anything, wish the AGB was back on-line so I cud give Giggles more stick.
yx
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 14:40:32 (PDT)

Giggsy!!we take it back,draw youre humour from tv land!!when left to youre own devices youre sad and pathetic as usual,childlike even!yx were back from our hols miss us?
xy
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 13:03:47 (PDT)

I agree with Victoria, every where in the world you are going to find either really fat people or really skinny people. You cannot say that all English people are fat. Actually, American people are known to be rather heavy, because they do not eat a healthy diet. The typical American consummes so much soda, popcorn, and crisps and other such junk food. some of the American children are so heavy it is pathetic. Mind you, I will tell you, I have still stayed rather slender - I tend to stick to a healthy fruit and vegetable diet as I did when I was at home. I am not really into the Pizza, hot dog, hamburger, chips and junk food stuff - never was and hopefully never will be. By the way, isn't there anything interesting ever happening in Seaham? The Harbour News is still on the month of June and we are now into August.
Jacqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
usa - Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 12:28:30 (PDT)

giggles, your "jokes" are rubbish, just like you!
yx
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 12:15:06 (PDT)

I don`t believe it another charity shop opened in seaham- dont they think anyone wants to buy anything new.
Kate
seaham, - Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 10:18:48 (PDT)

Lordy, do we have to regress to blooming racism? One-on-one personal insults seem reasonable enough, but to say that all English people have fat bellies might make us skinny ones feel left out - and surely whichever country in the world you turn your spotlight towards, you'll be bound to spot a few women sporting beards. There's no point in getting all competitive about these things. Trust me, I'm a scientist. Now .... deep breaths!
dr vix <v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk>
Aberdeen, Scotland - where not everyone eats blooming deep fried Mars bars - Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 10:16:06 (PDT)

Mighty Morgan, you are as stupid and sailing Steve and you have even less manners. At least our Italian people do not have fat bellies like your English men and women.
Roberta di Cappello <CappelloR@tiscali.com>
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 09:50:36 (PDT)

Fabio, Why don't you take your risable little threats back to the Padova guest book. Thousands of British people travel to Italy ever year, to laugh at your ridiculous money and your hairy women. You should be gratefull for the revenue..
Mighty Morgan <mimo@murton.co.uk>
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 07:54:41 (PDT)

A brunette, a redhead and Maxine went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new sports car in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Maxine looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
Dr Giggles <Dawdon>
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 07:06:47 (PDT)

Two dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Jokesmith
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 06:05:30 (PDT)

Seaham Harbour Online will not knowingly carry on its web pages any material which we consider to be politically or socially offensive or of a xenophobic, fascist nature!
Pack it in boys and remember the above statement.
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 05:04:17 (PDT)

Fabio, I am afraid that it is Stefano who was being patronising. He asked us to get involved in demonstrations in Italy. It is patronizing to assume that we need to be told when and where to demonstrate. Where were you Stefano, when we demonstrated against Capitalism in London this year? I presume you must have been there otherwise why are you asking me to get involved in Genoa. And what part did you personally play in the demonstrations in Genoa. Please do not tell me what I should be doing (as this is very patronising) without first telling me how much you have been doing yourself, and then we can compare notes.
Ritchie
London, - Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 05:01:55 (PDT)

LETTER TO HEAVEN.. A little boy wanted £100 so badly that he prayed solid for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the £100. When the Post Office received the letter addressed to the Lord, England, they decided to send it to Tony Blair. The Prime Minister was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed the Chancellor of the Exchequer to send the little boy a £5 note. Mr Blair thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the £5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I notice that for some reason you sent it through Gordon Brown's office and, as usual, those "bas**rds deducted £95
Jokesmith
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 05:01:13 (PDT)

Tony put yor boat awway
Dr Giggles
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 03:35:01 (PDT)

Dear Stephen who sails around. I see by your writing that you are a man of thoughtfulness, a man who cares. I want to thank you with all of my heart for your patronising words about my country, of which you know nothing. You come with your sniffy nose, you sit on our beach with your pimpling chicken skin white flesh, you laugh at our money. I hope you don't live near me in Padova or you would have me to answer to. I thank you for your attention dear friend Stephen and I welcome you to my house.
Fabio Abruzzio <abruzziofabio@novitalia.com>
Padova, Italy - Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 14:26:00 (PDT)

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen. He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
Jokesmith
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 14:05:40 (PDT)

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference." The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch." The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don't want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!" Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that's the real thing." A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that's really far out what you can do. Try this one." The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like p*ss!" The drunk's eyes light up and he says, "Yeah that's right, now how old am I?"
Jokesmith
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 13:41:36 (PDT)

J3 don't care how old the haddock is do care aboot where it was caught and how heavy it is.Hope it's a northumbrian haddock mind...
Jokesmith 2 Spain
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 13:10:38 (PDT)

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Jokesmith 2 Spain
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 13:07:13 (PDT)

Yeh dats a prom.
Jokesmith3
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 12:53:07 (PDT)

Is that a promise jokesmith 3¿
Jokesmith 2 Spain
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 12:52:17 (PDT)

Jokesmith1 and Jokesmith2 are both idiots and should be flogged with a stinking Haddock. and again.
Jokesmith3 Seaham
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 12:47:35 (PDT)

Jokesmith1 and Jokesmith2 are both idiots and should be flogged with a stinking Haddock.
Jokesmith3 Seaham
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 12:47:12 (PDT)

Mr. Magoo What experts¿
Jokesmith2 Spain
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 12:44:15 (PDT)

Tony from Spain, you're on, but I'll only give my name on the Chat/line as this is an open channel. so call it
yx
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 10:23:01 (PDT)

Stefano, Come back Mussolini, all is forgiven.
yx
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 10:16:49 (PDT)

That last joke was terrible, Jokesmith 2 Spain, leave it to the experts please.
Mr Magoo
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 10:03:25 (PDT)

A golfer who had never ever sworn in his life did so one day on the golf course.He was so upset that he felt he had to go to confession the priest said don't worry my man tell me what happened. The golfer said I took a swing at the ball on the first tee to which the priest said you missed and you blasphemed,no no said the guy I hit a lovely drive right up the middle of the fairway,oh replied the priest what happened next?.The golfer said I took out a 7 iron and hit the ball straight into the rough,and then you blasphemed said the priest,no no I then hit the ball towards the green and it landed in the sand bunker,and then you blasphemed said the priest,no no.I took a swing at the ball and completely missed,and then you blasphemed said the priest,no I hit the next shot straight out of the bunker and the ball landed 6 inches from the pin,to which the priest replied 'You didn't miss the f-----g putt did you...
Jokesmith 2 Spain
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 08:53:13 (PDT)

Steve first of all thanks for paying attention to grave news I reported. I'm sorry you have so nasty idea of my country, but probably I could say many bad things about your own as well. And this is the problem: it demonstrates Europe is a country of "goods" not a country of people. You talk like this, simply because you don't know. I want to open a channel with you all in order to better know each other . I can offer you my eye on Italy and you can do the same in GB for me. Let's try to build up an Europe of people. Please refer to Sunday times 23 July or all italian newspapers of 21 22 23 July (if you know my language) for having description of the facts. You could realize how some few people very well organized, called black block, coming from germany, used to destroy every thing they found on their road. Our police did not do anything to stop them (65000 police people were in Genova in those days) and after some hours of fires, broken cars, and so on, police decided to use black block actions to attack peaceful people demonstrating. You could also find how, during the night of Saturday when every thing was ended, police went into a school in which the peaceful people, who were demonstrating during the day, were sleeping. Police started to hurt people without any reason. Many of them were arrested without a reason. Now European community parlament is asking what happened, to understand why innocent peaceful people were hurted and arrested. People in spain and france demonstrated against italian government, and I'm happy for this attention. I'm writing to you because I believe it's not an Italian problem, it's a problem of every western rich democracy. If you don't feel involved in it 'cause I said democracy, let me say democracy/monarchy... Joke. We need your support too or even your attention. Nice to talk to you. Ciao Stefano
stefano <moranera@skybiz.com>
torino, Italy - Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 08:52:48 (PDT)

A Dr. is walking down through the hall of the hospital toward his office when he passes Mother Angelica walking very briskly while saying her rosary rather loudly. His associate, a Psychiatrist, comes around the corner next and he asks him about this. "Hey, what's with Mother Angelica? She was just hoofing down the hall and saying her rosary ten to the dozen." "Aw, I just told her she was pregnant." "My Goodness, is she?" "No, of course not, but it sure cured her hiccups!"
Jokesmith
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 05:53:25 (PDT)

Some Irishmen in a pickup truck drove into a timberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The Irishman said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "A very long time. We're gonna fix Tony's boat."
ha ha ha
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 05:36:52 (PDT)

Some Irishmen in a pickup truck drove into a timberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The Irishman said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "A very long time. We're gonna build a house."
Jokesmith
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 03:19:38 (PDT)

Hi y'all! Hope all is well. I can see all is very well at the Seaham Guest-Book - with lots of jokes and humor - good job! Keep up the good work!!! I am still out of town business/vacation, just checking in to my e-mail. Hi, Bev from Malborough - Are you Andrea Spurr's cousin? If so, I remember you and hope all is well with you and with your family. Tell your mom I say Hi. Take Care and God Bless. Visit y'all at a later date. Your guest-book friend, Jacqueline. :') (smile face!)
Jacqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, July 30, 2001 at 14:04:16 (PDT)

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..." "Three? Well, when were they?" he asked. "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?" "Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?" "Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 27 votes short..?"
Jokesmith
- Monday, July 30, 2001 at 08:31:09 (PDT)

yx..........................why?
x and indeed y
- Monday, July 30, 2001 at 08:28:26 (PDT)

Calling David Newton of Seaham Hallo David Sandra speaking to u from London Des and I are having a great time. We have been to Oxford Steet and guess what? Des met someone he knew.See u soon. LOVE SANDRA
sandra johnson
seaham, - Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 14:37:03 (PDT)

Identify yourself and I might consider the chatroom yx or xy or Robbies Dad or whoever you really are..
Tony from Spain
Here¿ - Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 09:08:27 (PDT)

Tony from Spain, go to the chatline @ 6-00pm if you have the bottle.
yx
- Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 08:58:54 (PDT)

Tony from Spain, go to the chatline @ 6-00pm if you have the bottle.
yx
- Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 08:58:45 (PDT)

Tony. At least Thomas got something right about you and that idiot NTJ, you're both as popular as a drunken burk,
yx
- Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 08:56:37 (PDT)

YX Thanks for your offer of help in my education, but don't you think you should sort out your problems with 2 letter words first,and of course learn how to spell your name so we can see who you really are,when you grow up and in the unlikely event you should ever own a cheque book, the bank will not accept an X or a YX as an authorised signature.
Tony from Spain
Andalucia¿ - Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 08:50:04 (PDT)

Tony Forest has only one (1) r, only trying to help to educate you!
yx
- Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 08:08:07 (PDT)

Tony Forest has only one (1) r, only trying to help tp educate you!
yx
- Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 08:07:17 (PDT)

What a load of rubbish Thomas and an even bigger load from you Ian go and play in the forrest with your bow and arrows.
Tony from Spain
Andalucia¿ - Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 05:11:47 (PDT)

People of Seaham you are fools. Have a look at how much council tax other more affluent areas of Britain are paying. It will not take you very long to release your council are taking your eyes out and then coming back for the sockets! Yet you idiots vote them back in year in year out! & !!!!!! You are getting charged a fortune for living in a shanty town. Wake up you morons.
Ian
Notts, - Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 04:04:24 (PDT)

People of Seaham fear not! With the help of global warming as sea levels continue to rise, it will not be long before your town is consumed by the sea and your nightmare existence of living in hell on earth will be over. Until then you should go to your swimming baths! Go to your camera! Go to all your fancy restaurants! Shop in your fantastic boutiques such as More store, Chipaway and the salvation army! Use your second to none bus station ( that's if you can stand the stench of wee). I have been to 3rd world countries with better infrastructure than your blot on the landscape. Next time one of your loud mouth councillors tell me how great Spewham is I'll think I'll scream.
Ian
Notts, - Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 03:52:12 (PDT)

If you like to fight please contact me. I head TOKA which used to be called Calgary's Fight Club. This is our page. http://blake.prohosting.com/dameon85/
Dameon Frost <dameon_frost@hotmail.com>
Calgary, Alberta Canada - Sunday, July 29, 2001 at 00:22:48 (PDT)

Thomas, I think Jackie from the good old USA could do a better job than Tony or NTJ.
yx
- Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 14:26:52 (PDT)

The Queen and the pope are standing on balcony of the Vatican, looking at the crowd. The Queen leans over to the Pope and says 'I bet you £20.00p that I can make all the Brish people out there go wild'. 'Go on then' replies the Pope. At that the Queen raises her hand and gives the Royal wave. Sure enough all the Union Jacks start flying and the Brits give her a rapturous cheer. Not to be outdone, the Pope leans over to the Queen and says ' I bet you £100.00p that I can get all the others to cheer without taking my hands out of my pocket.' 'Go on then' she replies. At that he headbutts her.
dd
- Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 14:24:20 (PDT)

A bloke walks into a bar and is watching two owls play pool. The first owl breaks off and pots the cue ball. The second owl then takes his shot and the first owl returns to the table. At this the bloke turns to the first owl and says 'Oy thats two hits@. The owl replies 'Two hits to who?'
dd
- Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 14:14:08 (PDT)

This is a plea for help to Tony from Spain and NotThomasJohnson, I am writing to tell you about my campaign of behalf of the Sunderland and District Christian Voluntary Rescue Mission. For the past 15 years I have made an annual lecture tour of Great Britain in order to raise public awareness levels of the evils of excessive drinking and of debauchery and of fraternising with "ladies" of ill-repute. On each of my tours I have been helped by a young man David Powell. David comes from a good family and had excellant career prospects until his life was devastated by his excessive indulgences in drinking, debauchery and going with woman of ill-repute. David would attend my lectures and sit on the platform staring at the audience through his bleary bloodshot eyes. He would sweat prefusely, pick his nose constantly, break wind noisily, scratch his backside constantly, spit and all the time make obscene gestures to the audience, whilst I would point him out as a sad example of how drinking, debauchery and so on can effect a person! Unfotunately David has died and I need a replacement to fill this position and I think that you Tony from Spain and you NotThomasJohnson would make excellent replacements for poor David, you could even share the job between you on a "job-sharing" basis. All your expenses will be paid (including drinking money)and as neither of you will require any training whatsoever for the job, you can start immediately. If you decide to accept and I hope you will, let me know within 7 days, and I think either of you could probably do a better job than David of sitting there sweating, breaking wind,spitting, making obscene gestures, scratching your backsides etc. Please help. Oh and I would appreciate it if Brian from Oz. would stand/by as reserve. Thanking you in anticipation Your friend,
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 12:39:23 (PDT)

Three guys from Georgia go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done. The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am from Emory University and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They figure God must not want this guy to die and they let him go. The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of Georgia School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side, so they let him go. The last one is strapped in and say's "Well, I'm a Irish Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires." God rest his soul
Jokesmith
- Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 09:20:04 (PDT)

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asked her, "What are you up to?" Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly agreed to take her along. After they arrived at the hunting site, Jake set his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't hit an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was startled as he heard several gunshots. Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!" Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he heard her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire! Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
Jokesmith
- Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 08:57:05 (PDT)

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland. The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar on this very night. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self." About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
Jokesmith
- Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 07:35:44 (PDT)

once agin good site makes you feel homesick jackie and freda send email
bev marlborough <les_marlborough@bigpond.com>
- Friday, July 27, 2001 at 22:48:57 (PDT)

ALO SLIM DA MAN IN DA HOUSE. I DONT BE UNDASTANDIN SEAHAM HARBOUR. THE GEEZAS IN DALTON LE PLOP PUT SUM SPEED BUMPS IN AND DA GEEZAS IN DAWDON&STATION ROAD THEY BE TAKIN DEM OUT.BIG MASSIV HUMPS EXPAIN DIS TO SLIM . WELL GOT TO GO NOW I AM ALMOST AT DA COUNCIL OFFICE BAR FOR A FREE PINT THATIL BE THA DAY
SLIM DA MAIN GEEZA
DA REAL SEAHAM HRBOUR, - Friday, July 27, 2001 at 15:07:28 (PDT)

Stefano, Sympathise with you Mate and can see sense in your argument, but our Police are too busy hounding the poor Motorist with their speed-traps, which they always "place" for maximum income rather than placing them for road safety purposes! I must admit that they do ocasionally shoot the poor innocent citizen, but only if theyre getting out of bed and un-armed, or carrying a ciggy-lighter, so all in all we are lucky, they only shoot one or two a Month
Danny from Dawdon
- Friday, July 27, 2001 at 14:35:50 (PDT)

Interesting comments from Stefano. I loved "Quarreling peacefully". It was sad that a boy should die but there was nothing peaceful about the incident which was a violent attack on armed police (who are also young and get frightened). Doing this is risky, as the young Guy discovered. From personal experience though, if Italy is moving to a new model for Global society then the G8 Nations can relax. Apart from regular changes of government, the Italians have not managed to significantly modify their own society since the Second World War. Individuals can be very kind, they have nice weather and good food but they are generally an insular, little traveled people. Though UK is far from perfect, by comparison Italian society is riddled with selfishness, smugness, vanity, inefficiency, ambivelence, disregard for the law, tax-evasion, corruption, organised crime and poor air-conditioning; the toilets leave something to be desired as well. If society in general has not, in over 60 years, been able to vote in a government that can change any of this, then it seems unlikely that Italian anarchists could manage a ****-up in a brewery. Rest easy capitalists, these Italian anachist yobs are achoring a movement with few credentials to support their claims of opression, whose only agenda is to disrupt the lives of innocent people and to prevent the meeting of democratically elected leaders. Its a hobby for them and all we are likely to see is more mindless violence, empty but stylish posturing and increased taxes to pay for additional policing. Stephano, you seem a nice intelligent person, instead of being an apologist for these idiots, perhaps you might like to offer some alternative to democracy and capitalism, something that has enough logic and integrity not to require death and mayhem.
steve <stevesails54@hotmail.com>
moving around, - Friday, July 27, 2001 at 07:09:01 (PDT)

A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. Further down the road the Truck Driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He steared the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought "Oh no, I have a priest in the truck I can't run down this lawyer" and at the last second the Truck Driver swerved to miss the lawyer. But, the Truck Driver heard a thump outside of the truck, he looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything. He turned to the priest and said "Sorry Father, I just missed that Lawyer at the side of the road" And the priest said "Don't worry son, I got him with my door"
Jokesmith
- Friday, July 27, 2001 at 07:04:02 (PDT)

Jokesmith good one it's refreshing to see humour reappearing it reminds me .A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder , the barman asks " what would you like " the parrot replied " get this idiot off my foot "
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Friday, July 27, 2001 at 05:11:27 (PDT)

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth and, to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey did?" The guy says "No what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me" replied the guy "He eats everything in sight, the little sod. Sorry. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bottom, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his bottom, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy." He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."
Jokesmith
- Friday, July 27, 2001 at 03:34:42 (PDT)

Yeah - we remember Wako, you yankee tossers!
Against Yanks
- Friday, July 27, 2001 at 02:55:33 (PDT)

I wanna tell you Brit's something....All these low life scum kicking up a fuss in Italy would not stand a chance in the good ol' U.S of A. We would round em up, put em in a barn and bomb the b******s!
Major Melvin B.T.B <Major@usaarmy.com>
Roswell, New Mexico U.S.A - Friday, July 27, 2001 at 00:29:33 (PDT)

I've now done something.
Wonky Brained Person
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 15:29:57 (PDT)

I have done nowt at all about researhing Clairvoyant, nowt needs de-in. The real one is Robbieslad and the fake one is Max from the shop. It seems everyone is a very insecure in this book and sometimes sad. They constantly feel the need to associate with others of a stronger character than themselves, ie NotThomasJohnson, Tonysmate, Dr Giggles etc. People are very much full of lime juice when they should be taking Bacardi. I very much prefer inferior drinks that have a much stronger personality. NTJ is the dogs danglies if you ask me, he sees to it that Coca Cola is in the glass when needed. All in all Cola has to be the best rot teeth you can buy. So, to cap this one, the beers on me (cos az spilt in again)
Wonky Brained Person
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 09:13:08 (PDT)

Thanks Thomas,I don't normally get involved with the stupid alphabet people I just feel that now and then I have to step in.
Tony from Spain
Andalucia - Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 08:47:54 (PDT)

Tony from Spain, Thanks bonny lad for using my proper title, but as for the rest, I don't want to get involved in your petty squabbles with the alphabet people or mystic Megs, hope you're well Laddie.
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 08:13:11 (PDT)

Hi to all I've discovered this page thanks to a good friend of mine, Vix from Seaham. I'm using all web spaces I know, to talk about the movement which is growing up in Italy. I don't know if you in GB have heard about what happened in Genova last saturday. Our police forces killed a boy and hurted hardly 350 people who were quarreling on the roads peacefully against G8 conference. By those police reactions, which remind me a South America goverment police action, a movement is growing in Italy against this western democracies model. The "wall" is falling down even on the western side of europe finally. The movement is against "economical democracis" which we european people are living on our skin: we live in a country in which objects and money can go freely and people can not! It's time to think to a new model and it's time to pourpose it peacefully. Italy is all ready moving, what about GB? We need your help and need your differences. See you on GB roads Stefano
Stefano Della Moranera <moranera@skybiz.com>
Torino, Italy - Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 01:13:48 (PDT)

Clair voy ant Has it not dawned on you that N.T.J. stands for 'not thomas johnson'are yer thick or what...maybe you should shorten your name to something that begins with M and ends with X.What say you Thomas old boy..
Tony from Spain
Andalucia - Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 13:41:48 (PDT)

I have done a profile on NTJ, it seems he is a very insecure sad person, he constantly feels the need to associate himself with others of a stronger character than himself, ie NotThomasJohnson, Tonysmate, Dr Giggles etc. he is very much inferior to his Wife/Partner who has a much stronger personality and obviously keeps NTJ in his place. All in all he is to be pitied.
Clairvoyant
- Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 11:31:03 (PDT)

Steady on mate, I've seen Nottinham. Want me to spill the beans?
Seaham Res.
- Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 02:23:30 (PDT)

What has happend to Seaham? All the best pubs have closed, the shopping centre if thats what you can call it is full of charity and cheap shops. The bus station has to been seen to be believed and the old picture house is...I don't know what. The one redeeming feture is the new toilet block. Its sad to see a once proud town go down the tubes like this, very sad.
Ian
Notts, - Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 02:01:38 (PDT)

Miss Markie, that is some leader you have over there................Kate Hampton, climate campaigner of Friends of the Earth International, said "The Kyoto Protocol is still alive. That in itself is a triumph for citizens all over the world who have campaigned so hard for governments to act to tackle dangerous climate change.................... "It is also a political disaster for President Bush, who with the arrogance of power, thought that his decision to renege on Kyoto would be enough to kill it"...........what a toodle he turned out to be!
Friend of a Whale
- Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 01:29:01 (PDT)

got 3 emails - do I want to join a church, do I want to lose weight and do I want to have s*x with a martiian - never mind Max - another time maybe? I hope so.
ntj
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 15:16:38 (PDT)

I have - if you like I can be emailed - notthomasjohnson@hotmail.com if you wish to continue this conversation???????????????? Everything sound - no compromises - ask Rilo if I'm good for my word - he will back me. He knows who I am.
ntj
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 15:07:05 (PDT)

I do
yx
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 15:01:51 (PDT)

Judge I bet you.ve never ever hit the button!
yx
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 15:00:30 (PDT)

Max - yes to your last question, the C room is down again to ntlworld (which is what I also use) leave a message on this page if you agree to your suggestion. I do!
NTJ
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 15:00:05 (PDT)

Just hit the button once Maxine - there's a good girl now - still taking your medication are yuou?
The Judge
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 14:17:02 (PDT)

Vot a load of Crappenhausen is spoken in this site. Is there novon in Seaham capable of a decent and intelligent diologue.
Crippen <helmut@nazi.com>
Verbruggen, Deutchland - Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 14:09:08 (PDT)

To The Judge: Yeh a BIG PAIN!
yx
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 13:01:45 (PDT)

To The Judge: Yeh a BIG PAIN!
yx
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 13:01:42 (PDT)

To The Judge: shut up you're a PAIN!
yx
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 13:01:12 (PDT)

No one has a monopoly on a name, pluralistic simplicity is the name of the game.
NotThomasJohnson.
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 12:03:16 (PDT)

No one has a monopoly on a name, pluralistic simplicity is the name of the game.
NotThomasJohnson.
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 12:03:05 (PDT)

Can I have them after you?
Edward Scissorhands
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 09:24:07 (PDT)

Can I borrow the Bazza records after you please
Barry White fan
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 08:45:24 (PDT)

Appealling as in complaining - although I've already had an offer of a loan of some Bazza records so I can't protest too much. And fragrant as in being fragrant didn't do the Archers any harm in their last court room drama - Mary's perfume got the b*st**d off.
Vix
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 08:07:15 (PDT)

Appealing as in "dressing up in your nines" or as in Army "spud bashing" and fragrant means you will smell nice with it?
Peter Heed
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 07:38:17 (PDT)

You near Ag. Col. in Dyce?
The Judge
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 07:13:18 (PDT)

I'll be appealling - I'm very fragrant you know!
dr vix
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 06:46:12 (PDT)

Checked it yet?
The Judge
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 06:43:58 (PDT)

DON'T EVER use the word you used between the words "were" and "funny" on this page again! You are in contempt of court but not for the reason you believed. Your sentence is 30 days listening to Barry Manilow CD's. YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED, FOUND GUILTY AND SENTENCED!
The Judge
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 06:26:50 (PDT)

Point taken, a re-trial has been hastily carried out and it is with pleasure that I am able to say it is only the "abusive" Dr. G that is required to get out of town. Many thanks for pointing the matter out to me, I'd hate to have an "Archer" type case haunting me some time in the future.
The Judge
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 06:22:22 (PDT)

Judge, I'm very sorry if I sound like Columbo when I say this, but ... when you ordered Giggles out of town you seemed to overlook just one thing. I may be in contempt of court pointing this out, but I believe there has been an impostor mis-using the good Drs. name for some time now. The evidence is there - earlier entries under the name of Giggles were bloody funny, but the style of the entries changed quite some time ago. I believe that it was the original Dr. who delighted us with descriptions of Welsh culture, but that a new Evil Dr. Giggles is risking ruining the good Drs. name. I also have it on good authority from within the Doctorish circles that I frequent, that there have been two people passing themselves off as Giggles. You might want to order that new Dr. out of town, but if I was you I'd want to make sure that I wasn't condemning the wrong man in some cheesy Somersby type scenario. Regards, Dr. Vix
dr vix
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 05:34:36 (PDT)

And me'n'thee with it!
NTJ
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 05:26:59 (PDT)

Tubbs, U don't fool anyone, are you for real? or RU really that scum giggles? answers on a postcard.
yx
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 05:03:35 (PDT)

NTJ-No mate time would be obliterated
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 03:37:08 (PDT)

The one's we don't speak of, grow up! Dr G, get out of town and don't come back. Mr localshop, watch it! Slim, slime out. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN JUDGED.
The Judge <theseahamjudge@hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 02:03:10 (PDT)

yx,if your looking for Giggsy look no further than Tubbs!!Giggsy you are such a sad sad man.Why not at least try to grow up?We'll keep watching yx.
xy
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 15:14:19 (PDT)

yx,if your looking for Giggsy look no further than Tubbs!!Giggsy you are such a sad sad man.Why not at least try to grow up?We'll keep watching yx.
xy
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 15:14:00 (PDT)

Look here YX! When you write "which appears to be down" you mean to write "WHAT appears to be down". Are you really from here? Are you really LOCAL? We'll have no trouble here! This is a LOCAL guest book! We'll have no trouble here!
Tubbs <Thelocalshop@corner.com>
Seaham, Local Very Local! - Monday, July 23, 2001 at 14:51:07 (PDT)

Max - I communicated with Rilo tonight, the content of the emails is going into the chat room NOW (10:14pm)
NTJ
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 14:16:14 (PDT)

Looking forward to tonight Max - NTJ 9:45 22-07-01
NTJ
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 13:50:33 (PDT)

ALO SLIM IN DA HOUSE. TO DA PERSON WIF DA DOGS BREATH WHO BE USIN ME NAME DA MAIN MAN STOP YOU SAD PIECE OF PLOP.WIF MAXIMUM RESPECT CHILL. SEE YOUZ GEZZAS LATERON.GOT TO GO NOW IAM ALMOST AT THE SIMPLETONIANS LESSON COZ I NEED EDD YOU CRATING REEEL BAD.
Nutty Fruit Cake Lover
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 07:27:02 (PDT)

Hi Maureen, I hope that you're happy and well. I'm sorry that getting back in touch with my mam is turning out to be more difficult than we first envisaged - I was hoping that since you contacted me last week Gloria would have been able to e mail you directly. I sent her your e mail in the post and she was pleased to hear from you. I had hoped that she would be able to contact you on my sister's computer, but she hasn't had the chance yet - a problem getting access. Once she learns how to use the internet and e mail she intends to use the facilities at her library, but she has only ever logged on once, last week when she left you that message on the guestbook, and she is a bit shy about turning up at the library when she doesn't yet know how to use the computers. So ...... she 'phoned me yesterday and asked me to reply to you on her behalf and give you her home address and 'phone number. Simple enough so far, but when I logged on to my own computer this morning your e mail address has mysteriously vanished from my address book (that's aol for you)and I'm unable to pass on her details directly. It's a shame because I know she's really keen to see you this summer, and she's a bit worried that you'll think she's not very interested because of all of these delays in her making contact with you. If you don't mind passing on your e mail address to me again (at v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk) then I'll forward her address and 'phone number to you. I hope you managed to get hold of Frank too. Looking forward to hearing from you soon, and hoping you have a good visit. I was in Seaham myself last weekend and it rained constantly so be sure to bring an umbrella. Love Victoria.
dr victoria mccabe <v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk>
Aberdeen, Scotland-land - Monday, July 23, 2001 at 03:39:06 (PDT)

yx dont worry we are still here.We dont like to use the gb cos like you say we prefer to use stronger language than the gb will allow,and we respect that.We also see Giggsy is still operating under many of his assumed names.we miss you too yx.
xy
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 03:34:49 (PDT)

Where are you xy? missing you! and giggles alias NTJ, you're still a creep, would use stronger lingo, but this is not the AGB, which appears to be down.
yx
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 03:25:52 (PDT)

ALO SLIM IN DA HOUSE. TO DA PERSON WIF DA DOGS BREATH WHO BE USIN ME NAME DA MAIN MAN STOP YOU SAD PIECE OF PLOP.WIF MAXIMUM RESPECT CHILL. SEE YOUZ GEZZAS LATERON.GOT TO GO NOW IAM ALMOST AT THE ELECTRICUTION LESSON
DA MAIN MAN SLIM
DA REAL SEAHAM HARBOUR, - Monday, July 23, 2001 at 02:59:27 (PDT)

OZ B - DO YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE MUCH OF A TIME DIFFERENCE IF THE FRIDGE WAS FULL?
ntj
- Sunday, July 22, 2001 at 14:09:27 (PDT)

Here! Ginger, weren't you the lass who left Malvern crescent to become a top dancer on the sliver screen - or am I getting it wrang? Al Zheimer (of the Parkside Zheimers)
Al Zheimer
dawdon, - Sunday, July 22, 2001 at 14:09:13 (PDT)

Wrong Adolph. Nazi’s are racists. Brits just love to put anyone down who does not conform. If you stand out from the crowd you are going to get a kicking no matter where you come from – Murton, Seaham or Bombay. I was a kid with ginger hair, freckles and specs and I had to put up with all kinds of verbal and physical abuse when I was younger. Now I have no freckles, what hair I have left is grey and I where contact lenses. No wonder I have grown into a stubborn, quick tempered, hard-nosed old git who will take no crap from anyone. Take care out there.
Ginger
- Sunday, July 22, 2001 at 13:26:15 (PDT)

The Brits have always been racist. I remember the days when a Seaham lad would get a good kicking if he ventured up to Murton and vice a versa. So you see you do not have to come from another country to experience bigotry, simply walk to a town 5 mins up the road and get the thrashing of your life!
Adolph Hitler
- Sunday, July 22, 2001 at 05:31:03 (PDT)

Hi, NTJ , you were spot on with your 12 hour estimate , it's 9 and a half hrs to us and a further 2 and a half hrs to N.Z. Regarding the light globe ,it would depend how much beer there was in the fridge .
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Sunday, July 22, 2001 at 05:15:06 (PDT)

I think the jocks might stuff us on tuesday!!does anyone else share my concern?
worried of sunderland
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 15:43:46 (PDT)

tesseroo
c
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 15:23:38 (PDT)

I'm with the little sea anemone. Jacqueline - you may not know how to spell 'racist' but you seem to know how to write it down. Not a Christian by any chance are you?
the dolphin in the harbour
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 14:41:28 (PDT)

Oz Brian, How many Ozzies to change a light bulb?
NTJ
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 12:46:13 (PDT)

Jacqueline (1) Please don't tell immigrants how they should behave on behalf of the British. It is obvious even to this little anenome that if immigrants stay in pockets it is for social and economic reasons (2)Britain stopped being Great a very long time ago. (3) Frank McCourt had the right idea when he wrote about the Daughters of the British Empire.
the little sea anenome
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 10:03:47 (PDT)

Thomas Johnson, you are wasting your time talking to NTJ, he is a low-life scumbag and should be totally ignored for his peeping-tom antics!
yx
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 07:27:38 (PDT)

Oz B. - The reason for the question was because while I was working on-line I received an email from NZ, I responded asking them for the local time but they had bugged out, then I thought of you as you had just posted minutes earlier. Asked the Q? but you were also offline by then. Anyway, sussed it, it's circa 12 hours give or take a cold beer! PS - I'd guessed the last'un wasn't your's - no worrys, as they say in your patch - yep? (I've seen "Crocodile Dundee" you see) Tommo - I give up with you marra!
NTJ
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 06:47:11 (PDT)

Thomas ,tamed was a figure of speech and not meant to be a put down , my son did say it was a good game Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Friday, July 20, 2001 at 06:10:06 (PDT)

DA BIG MAN - Have you ever been to a Sunderland game? It's like a meeting of the Ayrian Brotherhood (with extra tattoos, moustaches and resentment).
Mighty Morgan
of the Parkside Morgans, - Friday, July 20, 2001 at 06:06:57 (PDT)

Hi-NTJ Someone is using my name in vain , that last comment was from some imposter , isn't it sad people have to hide behind other peoples names . Now to your comment NTJ If you were referring to time difference I've never needed to know , but I could find out ! I can tell you Aussies keep beer in a fridge ,Kiwi's keep theirs in a frudge ,any help . Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Friday, July 20, 2001 at 06:00:05 (PDT)

NTJ, Great,lets see how long you can keep your word!
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 02:23:39 (PDT)

NTJ, Great,lets see how long you can keep your word!
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 02:22:54 (PDT)

For those who don't know - Sense Of Humour
NTJ
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 01:16:53 (PDT)

From Tommo earlier - "NTJ, As you know I was there along with R. from Calif. who will confirm, but I didn't like your questionable language, if you could learn to keep it clean we could "chat" again Laddie!" NO THANKS MATE - YOU SOUND A BIT OF A BORE - NO SOH!
NTJ
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 01:14:49 (PDT)

Hi! I am still here and read the guest-book every now and then. I was very surprised to here on BBC News as well as CNN World News about all the racial riots England has been experiencing lately. I had no idea the British were raticist. I always remember we had respect for each others faith, race and heritage - at least that is how I was brought up to be. You know, what I think - I think a lot of you people do a lot of yelling, ranting and raving about how bad America is - and you know what? Great Britain is not much better. Lets face it - the world is changing every where and people everywhere are becoming more and more hateful, greedy, selfish, self-centered and ignorant. Though, I will say on behalf of England I do think when the immigrants come to Great Britain they should learn the language and socialize with everyone, instead of staying in their own little pockets. If they want to be in Britain - they they should become British Citizens. Thomas Johnson - hello to you. Hope you are well. I will be gone for a few weeks on vacation - will be back the mid to end of August. Take care and God Bless everyone. Your Guest-Book pain in the butt, Jacqueline.
DA MAIN MAN
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 15:54:53 (PDT)

What is "raticist" does anyone one know?
NTJ
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 15:53:06 (PDT)

Tommo - you are amazing (NOT) give one foul word I used - you won't be able to - I don't use them!
NTJ
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 15:51:51 (PDT)

Hi! I am still here and read the guest-book every now and then. I was very surprised to here on BBC News as well as CNN World News about all the racial riots England has been experiencing lately. I had no idea the British were raticist. I always remember we had respect for each others faith, race and heritage - at least that is how I was brought up to be. You know, what I think - I think a lot of you people do a lot of yelling, ranting and raving about how bad America is - and you know what? Great Britain is not much better. Lets face it - the world is changing every where and people everywhere are becoming more and more hateful, greedy, selfish, self-centered and ignorant. Though, I will say on behalf of England I do think when the immigrants come to Great Britain they should learn the language and socialize with everyone, instead of staying in their own little pockets. If they want to be in Britain - they they should become British Citizens. Thomas Johnson - hello to you. Hope you are well. I will be gone for a few weeks on vacation - will be back the mid to end of August. Take care and God Bless everyone. Your Guest-Book friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 15:51:26 (PDT)

The difference between Autralia and New Zealand mate? That's easy - there isn't any difference.
Oz Brian
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 15:17:34 (PDT)

NTJ, As you know I was there along with R. from Calif. who will confirm, but I didn't like your questionable language, if you could learn to keep it clean we could "chat" again Laddie!
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 11:52:07 (PDT)

Oz Brian, The Lions were not tamed as you put it, it was a very close call! and the Wallabies shaded it and were the best team on the night and deserved to win the series 2-1 no excuses because unlike our cricketing "hero's" they at least went down fighting, I believe that it is the first time the Wallabies have won a series, and I know they won a one-off game, was it in the 30s? so well done Wallabies, they are a force to be reckoned with.
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 11:48:38 (PDT)

Oz Brian - What is the time there right now, (close to 1-00pm UK) and what is the difference between you and New Zealand? If any.
NTJ
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 04:52:23 (PDT)

Thomas , what happend to the British & Irish Lions , were they tamed ? Oh ! and I was informed on tonights news that the Aussie womans cricket made a clean sweep over there in their ashes quest , alls quiet on the western front !
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 04:36:56 (PDT)

Hi-Thomas , until every player on your cricket team put up their hands to lead them , your chance of beating the Aussies are somewhere in the depths of hell
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 04:23:19 (PDT)

Oh! - and Clairvoyant Lady - your forcast was crap - give it up pet!
NTJ
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 02:32:56 (PDT)

And you (person with letters for name cos can't spell)
NTJ
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 02:31:24 (PDT)

What happened to you last night Tommo?
NTJ
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 02:30:15 (PDT)

Father Ted! Is that yourself?
billy o'reilly
No, not quite.More edge of town really. - Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 13:44:12 (PDT)

C Lady, ye knaw nowt pet!
NTJ
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 10:24:06 (PDT)

I can "see" that Thomas Johnson and notthomasjohnson are the same person, the vibes eminating from them are identical I will join the chatroom exchange "between" them tonite, but forecast only one will be there unless ntj/tj is very adept with the keys, or uses two computers.
Clairvoyant Lady
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 08:04:46 (PDT)

Oh - and ta for getting my name right at last.
NTJ
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 06:55:59 (PDT)

OK see you there tonight 10-30
NTJ
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 06:54:10 (PDT)

ntj you are one contemptable low-life type person, letting someone else take the blame for your underhand pasting/etc. I would like to tear a strip or two offa you on the Chat/page.
yx
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 06:19:00 (PDT)

He didn't miss my witty debates either.
vix
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 05:39:25 (PDT)

Having just returned from a business trip to Swaziland where I met a Lebanese gentleman from Chicago and an Indian gentleman from Kuwait who both invited me to go to Beruit next month on more business, I am also a bit miffed that I never got a mention from Tommo. How about a business trip to the Chat Room tonight Tommo? Providing this gets posted in time (Message posted at 9:50am 18-7-01)
Not Thomas Johnson <notthomasjohnson@hotmail.com>
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 01:52:45 (PDT)

fff iiiiiiiiiiiiiiits aaaalllll ffffffffffffffed up = the other bnooooooooooooooook mannn
f <ff>
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 16:29:03 (PDT)

Oh TJ. I am so upset that you haven’t missed me as well. But TJ, I forgive you and for once I nearly agree with you, the quality of recent guest book entries is poor and lacking in real humour. Unfortunately I really don’t think we need another rendition of Jacqueline’s beliefs on Capital Punishment and Star Wars. Why not ask everyone something topical and controversial. Like – why are we having all of these riots in some of our towns. Jacqueline should have some good input on this subject. They have had similar problems in the US.
Isaac
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 13:37:06 (PDT)

Having just returned from a business trip to France & Belguim, I must admit to being a little disapointed with the "quality" of debate on the Guestbook! Jacqueline where are you? you comments are very much missed, hope you are well. Tony from err, was it Spain? where are you laddie? believe it or not I missed you too. I would like to start the ball rolling by asking both of you, do you think that there is a place in modern society for Capital punishment? what do you think of the U.S. star wars programme? do you think it necessary? or what. so come on, Tony laddie wake up forget about the siesta, remember what Noel said about mad dogs etc. I hate to admit it Tony but I've missed you and of course you too Jacqueline, Have a nice day.
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 08:35:57 (PDT)

while we are on the subject of the soul. You wont be going to heaven with all the whopping big lies you tell yx. Porky after porky. Its hard to know when truth starts and tall tales ends with you.
Father Ted
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 05:58:31 (PDT)

digger, You are wrong my friend, my grandfather tells me he remembers giving it (Church St.) a coat of paint in 1939 whilst working for the Council, we dont live in the affluent (some would say effluent) South of England and cant afford such luxuries, we have to live in the real World.
burnetti
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 04:00:29 (PDT)

giggles, I see you've changed your handle to suggy. confession is good for your soul(correction) please be equally honest in future confessions.
yx
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 03:54:34 (PDT)

giggles, I see you've changed your handle to suggy. confession is good for your sole, please be equally honest in future confessions.
yx
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 03:53:42 (PDT)

People of Seaham what is this world coming to! My Father and his brothers spent their whole lives getting benefit off the state by pretending to be ill. You know the sort of thing walking round church street with a walking stick bent double, only to be seen that night kicking your height at club, dancing to the turn! Well after years of intensive study smoking, playing the nick and foul mouthing the teachers at Seaham comp I left with absolutely nothing in the qualification department. I was hoping to follow in my fathers footsteps and spend the rest of my life on the dole, with my 27 kids and alcohol addiction but the government won't let me scrounge in peace. I have to go on courses and restarts and all kinds of stuff.Can we not go back to the good old days when all lazy good for nothing lay abouts like myself had to do was sign on then go back to bed. Come on new labour pull your socks up!
Suggy
Parkside, - Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 00:43:04 (PDT)

i recently visited seaham, having left there in 1938 and after visiting church st.i dont think it has had a coat of paint since i left,
digger. <a337audi@aol.com>
bedford, beds, U.K. - Monday, July 16, 2001 at 14:31:34 (PDT)

wasn't it at Dawdon crossing - up behind the church?
P Catching
Seaham, - Monday, July 16, 2001 at 14:06:25 (PDT)

Can anyone in Seaham remember where the railway station was before its present location? was it at the rear of Potts shop?
Burnetti
- Monday, July 16, 2001 at 10:24:30 (PDT)

The doc, or whatever youre calling yourself today, ntj,giggles tonysmate slim-de man etc etc etc you are a perfect pain in the but and your mouth is the largest part of your anatomy, and I know this should be on AGB but its down.
yx
- Monday, July 16, 2001 at 07:19:45 (PDT)

bloody hell xy you bit there did'nt you! You nearly snapped the rod. Yx are your baps as big as your lies.
The doc <Dawdon>
- Monday, July 16, 2001 at 05:38:47 (PDT)

Why is the AG/book offline?
yx
- Sunday, July 15, 2001 at 13:47:01 (PDT)

To Teach from the uni. you are probably right mate, its proven by the fact that only Tonys mate responded out of the three! he was obviously speaking for all three of him. well spotted teach. xy where are you? what do you think?
yx
- Sunday, July 15, 2001 at 04:52:57 (PDT)

We can remember a time,long ago,when there used to be about 5 or 6 punk bands in seaham.Now we've got nowt.what on earth are all you musicly talented kids of seaham doing for gods sake. S top sitting on street corners. and do somthing about it.
next pistols
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 17:11:53 (PDT)

NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS,HERE'S THE NEXT PISTOLS@THE DUKE SOON.
next pistols
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 14:50:51 (PDT)

NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS,HERE'S THE NEXT PISTOLS@THE DUKE SOON.
next pistols
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 14:50:40 (PDT)

NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS,HERE'S THE NEXT PISTOLS@THE DUKE SOON.
next pistols
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 14:50:23 (PDT)

NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS,HERE'S THE NEXT PISTOL@THE DUKE SOON.
next pistols
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 14:49:17 (PDT)

hello maureen victoria told me you are going to contact me soon .i am not on line but if you contact victoria she will do the rest ...gloria
gloria
seaham, - Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 13:05:23 (PDT)

giggles is about as well informed as a R.C. Priest in a Brothel.
yx
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 12:29:56 (PDT)

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%, % % - Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 11:03:36 (PDT)

I am surprised as well. The last thing I put on the guest book in the name of giggles was about a rat shoot down dingly dell a long time ago.Who giggles is now I have no idea but who ever it is he or she is remarkably well informed.
me
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 09:17:43 (PDT)

teach - divvent - cos yer cannit (teach)
job worth doing
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 07:52:40 (PDT)

To Teach-I would change my subject if I was you,because you are wasting not only your time but the unis. as well. You couldn't be further from the truth if you had really tried. Also frightened to reveal yourself are you?
Tonys mate
Seaham - Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 04:27:05 (PDT)

I study linguistics at Newcastle Uni. and linguistics do not lie, it is apparent that NTJ, Dr Giggles and Tonysmate are one and the same person. I'm surprised no one has figured this out before, this is my first and probably last contribution
teach
- Friday, July 13, 2001 at 15:03:30 (PDT)

Mata Hari, heard aboot your Granma, she was I hear some Spy and some Gal!
Tonis-mate
- Friday, July 13, 2001 at 10:39:52 (PDT)

Mata Hari - sounds like you are used to the wide-life. I heard from the lads in the Red Star, that your blood type is Haagen Das...
Bob
Murton, - Friday, July 13, 2001 at 05:02:33 (PDT)

To Bob and Tonis Mate. Nivver mind Sal worr about getting me some chips. An' mebbies fish an aal. Arm used to the high life yer naa.
Mata Hari
uk - Friday, July 13, 2001 at 03:26:59 (PDT)

To Bob aand Tonis mate, Thanks for the offer boys. You do know how to tempt a girl, but I,m already spoken for. Sorry.
Sal
Seaham, Durham - Friday, July 13, 2001 at 00:36:07 (PDT)

Just reading the messages on the Seaham page, its great to read that someone else got in touch with friends from years ago, good luck in keeping in touch, I have been in touch from friends from Junior school and High Sc
Joan
Canada - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 16:03:19 (PDT)

Sal ignore Bobs offer, I'll buy yu chips and thro. in a tailend as well lass and it'll be champers all the way mind.
tonis mate
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 16:01:49 (PDT)

Ha'way then Sal, whose ganna get the chance to buy you a bag of chips and a pint?
Bob
Murton, - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 06:16:01 (PDT)

I agree with Mo - earnings related taxation is the only fair way to fund a system of welfare. When the politicians argue about how much each political party intends to spend on public services in the run up to general elections, the amounts they cite are a drop in the ocean of the national budget and the different amounts quoted by the different parties only differ within the margin of error that actually gets paid out. In short I think that it's all a load of old twaddle. Also Sal, while some recipients of benefits are fit enough to work, what worries me is that the jobs just aren't available for these people, particularly in certain areas of the country. Anyway I seem to have sent about five million messages to the GB lately so I think I'll give my big gob a rest for a while. Vix
vix
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 08:24:39 (PDT)

Bob, Gan back to scool and learn how to spel proper and in any case whack, we will let sal decide, wot say you sal? and nee mare cracks aboot ma posterior.
tonis-mate
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 08:21:55 (PDT)

Maureen, the messages on the guestbook seem to be out of synch. as although I replied to you yesterday my messages have only just appeared. I'm very sorry to hear about Anne - I 'phoned my mam and she was upset too. When I mentioned your name to her she was delighted though, I think you caused her a bit of a trip down memory lane. If you want to leave your details you can use either of these e mail addresses and I'll make sure that Gloria gets them: Drvmccabe@aol.com, or v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk. If you want to shock my old man, you can get him on frank.mccabe@power.alstom.com - out in Taiwan (I think - I get confused as he moves around a lot). Anyway - I hope to hear from you soon, as I know Gloria would love to hear from you. Vix
victoria mccabe
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 08:20:42 (PDT)

MO. Whilst I agree with some of your sentiments isn't time the government looked at the amount being paid out in benefit. The genuine cases shouldn't be affected (That is in an ideal wolrd.) But how many fit and healthy people who are perfectly able to work are draining the system.
Sal
Seaham, durham UK - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 03:03:58 (PDT)

Maureen, hi! I hope that you're happy and well - this is the second message that I've left on the guestbook asking if you wished to contact either Gloria or Frank, so forgive me if I'm repeating myself but my messages don't seem to get through. My mam said she'd love to hear from you and Anne if you're interested. If so if you pass yours and Anne's contact details on to my e mail address then I'll forward them to her. Regards, Vix
victoria mccabe
aberdeen, scotland - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 02:59:58 (PDT)

Maureen, hi! I hope that you're happy and well. I think that I do remember you (from the seventies I think), but quite vaguely as I was only a bairn. I spoke to my mam, and she said she'd love to hear from you and Anne if you're interested in catching up. Unfortunately she isn't on the net, but my sister is, and she still lives in Sunderland, so if you're interested then perhaps she could e mail you via Renata's computer or else she could drop you or Anne a line. If you or Anne would like to hear from her, then if you pass any contact details on to myself then I'll pass them on to her. I also have an e mail address for Frank, who contacted me for the first time several years ago, so I can also give you his address if you'd like to contact him. Regards, Victoria
Victoria McCabe
aberdeen, scotland - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 02:58:37 (PDT)

No Name - downhill? how can it get any worse? The only way is up for Seaham! I think we should become a museum pit town. A bit like Beamish, but without the interesting parts.
Mr Shankly
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 02:56:46 (PDT)

Mozza, We don't get on with the Parkside Anons (me mam says they are the 'Irish side' of our family). I'm from the Eastlea Anon family. We are the ones who bow when we meet you...
Anon
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 02:55:44 (PDT)

Tonnis-mate, Thou is out of order. I saw Sal first. If thou doesn't keep out of it, I will kick thy considerable arse.
Bob
Murton, - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 02:54:39 (PDT)

Vix - Your mam and dad and my sister Anne and I grew up together and when I saw your name it took me back in time. I guess we lost touch when we all got married. I met your mam once by chance when I was back home on holiday and I met your dad when he was working on a contract out here. I wanted to get in touch with your mam after our Anne died a few years ago as they were good friends. Couldn't find her in the phone book though. I would love to see her again, if she wants, next time I'm home (soon hopefully)and ifI can get a contact - Maureen
maureen fazalabbas
Mombasa, Kenya - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 02:53:33 (PDT)

The welfare state isn't safe under the control of the present administration!The labour Government is to introduce further measures to curtail social security expenditure.It should not be benefit recipients that must suffer to ease the burden on the governments,but the more affluent in society.Why not introduce a more rigorous direct taxation system,or remove the ceiling on national insurance contributions?It is contended that this is a fairer system. Write to your local MP and express your dismay at this Governments contempt for society's most vulnerable.
MO
Durham, - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 02:51:13 (PDT)

Our so-called Test Cricket side were rubbish, the only answer is to drop the lot and start again from scratch, the establishment which runs test cricket in this Country should be scrapped and the national side chosen by merit and not by the way you talk or because you had a posh education. My local pub jolly boys at the Willow Pond could have put up a better show against the Ozzies than Hussain and Co.
Thomas Johnson
- Monday, July 09, 2001 at 10:53:20 (PDT)

Congratulations to the Ozzies for levelling the score in the second test against the Lions, this sets the stage for a really great finale when "the rubber" will be decided, may the best team win!
Thomas Johnson
- Sunday, July 08, 2001 at 18:39:40 (PDT)

Does any one out there think Seaham is accelerating down hill fast?
NO name
Seaham, - Sunday, July 08, 2001 at 18:38:27 (PDT)

Dear "God Mason" stop pretending you're a twat and own up to being one! If this gets into print I forgive you, but I doubt it will come to that.
Just me
- Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 16:40:16 (PDT)

Jaqueline, you do not now, and never have debated or discussed anything in this Guestbook. What you have done, and continue to do, is ram your opinions down other contributors faces with complete ignorance of the art of listening.The fact that you continue to do so indicates you are either stupid or totally insensitive. The timing of entries is easily explained. This world of ours rotates around an axis which means we see the dawn of every new day 12 hours before Seaham.That doesn't explain why they sometimes take two days to appear though!
Colin
Wellington, - Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 16:39:11 (PDT)

how about 'Fie blie' (five blind?) and 'we's shy' Know any more? PS Anon - are you one of the Parkside Anons?
Morrissey
Mancunia, - Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 16:37:35 (PDT)

Sal you seem just the gal for me! I'm straight, single and available for you, just say a time and a place girl!
tonis-mate
- Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 16:35:48 (PDT)

Bob, I,m neither gay or Australian. I,m simply a good Harbour lass
Sal
Seaham, - Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 10:36:10 (PDT)

Ed, The tacky music on the seaham.com homepage simply has to go. Can't you play something more relevant to the Seaham experience? How about 'Ghost town' by the Specials?
Music Lover
Warden Law, - Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 10:33:20 (PDT)

This page is all cocked up, it's Friday 6th July 2001, the time is 1-30pm, I am dying to see how long this message takes to reach this page, and I can't understand why there are entries dated Saturday already, unless they are from down-under? Is this the Seaham Guest Book or the Oz guest book, get the dates and times right and in sync with Seaham please!
Seaham
- Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 10:31:43 (PDT)

Colin, I like the Idi Amin reference. Do you know any other card-playing buzzwords? I'll get you started.. Idi (I'm in) Sherpa (Ten seen)
Anon
- Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 10:30:28 (PDT)

Maureen, hi! I'm not sure how you know Gloria and Frank, but yes, Gloria is my mam, and rumour has is that Frank is my dad. Vix
victoria mccabe
- Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 02:06:14 (PDT)

It is also not easy discussing anything with any currency when it takes 36 hours for a comment to load!
Colin
Wellington, - Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 02:04:44 (PDT)

Staines, Are the prefabs similar to the ones in Eastlea?
Anon
- Friday, July 06, 2001 at 16:43:10 (PDT)

Sal, I don't care if you are gay, straight or Australian..I think you're lovelly.
Bob
Murton, - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 16:42:15 (PDT)

Well, Sal, as you know I love to debate, however, each time I have tried, or each time I give out an opinion, I receive only rude insults. Therefore, I have given up. Perhaps my somewhat American attitude annoys some people, but hey! people grow, change, move on with life and many factors influence one's perspective on life. Anyway, hope you are doing well and having a great summmer.
Jacqueline
USA - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 16:41:15 (PDT)

To Victoria McCabe- are you Frank and Gloria's daughter?
maureen fazalabbas
Mombassa, Kenya - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 16:39:54 (PDT)

I doubt that you will get the response you are seeking here Sal, God only knows I've been waiting to see it happen.What we seem to get is a preponderance of commenters who think debate is what Idi Amin used to catch defish.
Colin
Wellington, - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 16:38:24 (PDT)

To all Guestbookers. Where are you all. I'm missing your "sensible comments and debates.
Sal
Seaham, - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 01:17:15 (PDT)

Bob from Murton, Who says I'm nice,let alone English. you never know.
Sal
Seaham, - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 01:15:16 (PDT)

Staines. Sorry, not the same Isaac. Anon - Willy and Master Mates send thier regards from the 'Black Pig'
Isaac
- Friday, July 06, 2001 at 01:12:43 (PDT)

Well, Anon, they've got some lovely prefabs there. It's not much but, it's better than Memphis!
Staines
Seaham, - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 01:11:27 (PDT)

Sal, I am looking for a nice English lady to marry me so I can escape my homeland. Would you be interested in saving me from a life of horror and starvation?
Bob
Murton, - Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 12:43:41 (PDT)

Staines,(hopefuly you're not a seaman) I've never been to Langley Park. Is it worth a visit?
Anon
- Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 12:42:14 (PDT)

to the person who contributed "some mothers...." would you be 'Green Isaac from Langley Park?
Staines
Seaham, - Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 14:30:45 (PDT)

I need advice! I need advice!..
Nobody ever looks at me twice
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 14:28:57 (PDT)

I am joining the Seaham community hopefully soon and looking forward to it. I have ancestors/relatives in the North East and am looking for anyone with the surname of either Fothergill,Fieldhouse, or Middlemass. As far as I can remember some of them may bide in West Hartlepool/County Durham. You can reply on this e-mail for the next fortnight at least.
Christine McKie < (christine.mckie@quest-media.com) >
London, UK - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 23:48:38 (PDT)

Hi-Thomas ,yes congratulations to the British and Irish Lions . I can only relate to the newspaper article that said they stunned the Aussies with a commanding win after the Lions ran in 4 classy tries . As I've commented before I'm not a rugby fan , and I don't understand the game . Rugby is a non sport here in S .Australia . As I said earlier , I don't understand , why were the Irish included in the team ? Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 02:58:26 (PDT)

Some mothers do ave'em !!
Isaac
- Monday, July 02, 2001 at 16:10:08 (PDT)

I have just found a great site, my English friend from here told me about called: Friendsreunited.co.uk you can register your name at the schools you attended and get in touch with old pals. Victoria I noticed you also registered - also, Lesley Roberts. It is really great! Though, I guess no-one is sending in favorite memories of Seaham Comp - not that I have seen anyway. Oh Victoria, no, I have not ate at Leona's. However, I did eat at Campagnola's in Evanston last night. One of the top restraunts! The food was outstanding!(very expensive - but just wonderful.)I had Salmon like I have never had before - It was delicious, tender and just scrumptious! I have another week of vacation. This week it is busy what with the 4th of July celebrations and other social events.... and the more recent event in my life.."Tae-Kwon-Do" classes. I love it! Was glad to read on the "Harbor Happening" that finally the people who were killed during WWII raids in Seaham are being rememb! ered. My mother always told me stories of when she was a little girl during the air-raids. As a result of having older parents who were children during the War, they really installed in me a sense of compassion. Anyway, hope all is going well for everyone. God Bless and have a nice day!
Jacqueline
USA - Monday, July 02, 2001 at 16:08:23 (PDT)

Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's lovers....
Morrissey
Mancunia, - Monday, July 02, 2001 at 07:17:25 (PDT)

Anon...Some boys are uglier than others
Sal
Seaham, - Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 10:47:36 (PDT)

theres no point in asking youll get no reply oh just remember i dont decide i got no reason its all too much you'll allways find us out to lunch oh we're so pretty oh so pretty, we're vacant oh we're so pretty oh so pretty oh vacant
the next pistols
- Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 10:46:16 (PDT)

Oz Brian, I'm sure you will be magnanimous in joining with me in congratulating the magnificent British Lions on their great win against the World Champions (the wallabies) it was a hard fought game and I look forward with relish to the next two tests. well done don't you think Brian?
Thomas Johnson
- Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 10:44:46 (PDT)

Jacqueline, hi! I hope that you're enjoying your holiday. I remember reading a while back that you enjoy the Cheesecake restaurant and wonder if you've tried Leona's, as you're on your hols? It's a fantastic pizza restaurant - a bit out in the suburbs but worth the trip.
victoria mccabe
- Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 10:43:08 (PDT)

Some girls are bigger than others
Anon
- Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 10:41:38 (PDT)

Some girls are bigger than others
Anon
- Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 10:41:18 (PDT)

as I was saying before I interrupted myself....;;it may have escaped your notice but cricket is a game for gentlemen.
The Skipper
Naseby, - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 23:52:49 (PDT)

The Skipper from Nasby , would you be the same Skipper that went to ground in Cheltenham ? If not I apologise . You do however , have the same jaundiced veiws and illogical logic . Any sane person knows the Aussies won with talent and skill to spare . Oh ! and if difficult questions need answering where do you go ?
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 06:18:25 (PDT)

Thomas - you are probably right ,as far as soccer is concerned , but did you hear of the two world records the Aussies made while qualifing in the Oceanic leg of the world game ? 42-0 and then 66-0 and then they did beat France [ the world champions and another team who were the defending champions of some international title , I can't remember who ] without all the Aussies playing in England . Imagine how they would go if they ever got professional !
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 06:02:20 (PDT)

Isaac -I agree in part , had some one lobbed a beer at Thommo or Dennis , they would have drank it and then chewed on the can , but these days you don't know what the can contains ! Anyway , there is a discipline with this team , the results for all to see . Incidently there was no doubt which side's supporters threw it , it wasn't an Aussie it was full !
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 05:39:26 (PDT)

Ed, thanks for being so responsive and dating the entries again. Mr Catching, I am the SS you remember from Eastlea and St Josephs. Seem to recall you as a friend of my brother, Mick. I believe the old school has been demolished now. Not a great loss; I learned very little there. Good teachers were pretty rare (Mr Nicholson stands out in my memory) and anyone who left with a semblance of an education received it more by luck than by design. Nevertheless, I remember many of my school pals with great fondnes and if any of you read this, very best wishes.
Steve Smith
Naples, Italy - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 05:14:21 (PDT)

To Jacqueline, Nice to know you are OK. Ignore relief he/she is obviously miissing your comments on the GB. At least you are woman enough to put your name to your comments. Have a nice day Sal
Sal
Seaham, Durham UK - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 03:17:29 (PDT)

Dear "Thomas Johnson" Thank you for your message and concern. I am actually doing fine and well. I am enjoying my summer vacation - just relaxing and not doing much of anything except bathing by the pool, working out and embracing my new diet - Herbalife! I have also just joined a "tae-kwon-do" class and had my first class this evening - it was great! I have been reading the guest-book, but have not made any comments. The alternative G.B has just become really silly! Anyway, I hope all is going well with you.
Jacqueline
USA - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 03:14:39 (PDT)

Why are the Euro notes already in issue not uniform?
Debate
- Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 03:13:19 (PDT)

Why do the Australians win at cricket? It's called cheating. Any difficult questions need answering?
The Skipper
Naseby, - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 03:12:31 (PDT)

It can't be true, No Jackie ,sorry, Ms Markie for about a week? wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
relief
last, - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 03:11:14 (PDT)

OK Debate, over to you, your opening gambit!
Thomas Johnson
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 13:37:13 (PDT)

Oz-Brian, I am desperately trying to think of another valid reason as to why you Aussies keep whopping us at cricket! when I think of one I'll let you know. I do reckon however we can still whop you lot at football (only just) providing it wasn't Aussie rules
Thomas Johnson
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 10:30:13 (PDT)

Thomas, I would like to debate the Euro with you.
Debate
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 10:29:15 (PDT)

Seems to be a lot of ex St Joseph’s people on the guest book lately. Were any of you around in the early sixties and can anyone remember my old mates Mick Johnson, his sister Bernadette and Danny Robinson. The last time I saw Mick he was in 1967 playing lead guitar for a local band. Don’t remember the name of the group but they were pretty good.
Beardy
chesire - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 10:28:27 (PDT)

Oz Brian. It was TJ who said you would get a good whoopin. For once I think he is right. This Aussies team are bunch of big girls. If someone in the crowd had chucked a can of beer at Thommo or Dennis they would of drank the lot and slung the empty back.
Isaac
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 10:27:02 (PDT)

Thomas ! you are kidding of course ? We are thinking about giving your team a sporting chance , we may field our womens cricket team for the Ashes , they have been experimenting in all the other games. You couldn't imagine any of our teams stooping to cheat , too much talent and two more teams in reserve . To conclude , if your team was allowed to bet , and if they had any brains , of course they would bet on the Aussies .
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 05:32:34 (PDT)

Oz-Brian The Aussies whipped us good and proper and they whipped the "cheating" Pakistanis too. We will get better and hopefully do better in the Ashes series starting next week. Just a thought though Brian, do you think our lot have been betting on the Aussies to win and then letting them do just that? Stranger things have happened!
Thomas Johnson
- Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 11:44:40 (PDT)

ingo, not roly, vix
vix
- Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 11:41:54 (PDT)

How does that happen ? I only typed it once !!!!
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 04:42:13 (PDT)

Where are all those blue blooded Englishmen who were going to whoop the Aussie cricket team ? Whoops !
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 04:37:54 (PDT)

Jacqueline, Hope you're well, we all miss you, look forward to reading some more of your commonsense contributions soon.
Thomas Johnson
- Monday, June 25, 2001 at 16:38:31 (PDT)

For heavens sake Darren Please reply, if only to see a different message greeting us all on the normal G.B.
Tony one that matters
Spain - Monday, June 25, 2001 at 16:37:09 (PDT)

Harry Cole, if you used to live in Viceroy Street then you might remember my family - we came across to your house for our Sunday dinner when our Mick (my brother) set our flat on fire one Mother's Day - we used to live in Frederick Street. I think our Mick was more your Steven's age than yours, and I'm five years younger than Mick so you might not remember me. I can remember your mam being very kind to us after the fire. I also have a younger sister called Renata - were your brothers Steven and Antony? And I think you had a dog called Roly? Our Renata became good friends with Anthony a few years ago, and I heard about your bad news - I was sorry to hear that. Well, I'm glad to hear that you're well, if you are who I think you are, and if not, then nothing that I've just written must make any sense whatsoever. Cheers, Vix
victoria Mccabe
aberdeen - Monday, June 25, 2001 at 16:35:39 (PDT)

i know you darren thompson i used to babysit you and you gave me more grief than your two brothers put together but basically a good kid where are you ? what are you doing now? reply and see if you can guess who i am!
guess?
seaham, durham - Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 06:49:12 (PDT)

Thomas Johnson My comment is an opinion, not a bland negativeness (as you put it ). I refer to a G.B entry by Jacqueline asking " Why people are so critical " So i gave an OPINION, get over it.
J TURNS
Brisbane, - Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 02:07:28 (PDT)

Harry Cole. I useds to know a Marylin Cole - Westlea I think - very pretty. Any relation?
The Skipper
- Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 02:06:04 (PDT)

Update: Annie and Bob Longstaff were my Aunt & Uncle. My cousins are Bernadette, Anne, Catherine & Marie whose surname was Ward and their parents were my Uncle Billy and Aunt Kitty Ward. At one time the Wards & Longstaffs lived next door to each other in Jubilee Avenue. My cousins all used to attend St Cuthbert's RC church near the Mill Inn. At one time in the 1950's Billy, Kitty and my cousins went to live in the US but returned to Seaham. I would be grateful for info. Norman Ward
Norman Ward <wardMACOMA@cs.com>
London, England - Saturday, June 23, 2001 at 11:44:35 (PDT)

I am a Seaham born lad who stll supports Sunderland to this day, I left to join the RAF 24 years ago. My folks still live in Seaham to this day and I travel home with my family whenever I get the chance. I am currently deployed in Saudi Arabia until August. If anyone remembers me from Camden Square School 1975 or untuil I joined up I would be pleased to hear from them. My e.mail address is rafsupplysnco@psab.af.mil.
Harry Cole
Prince Sultan Air base, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia - Saturday, June 23, 2001 at 11:42:47 (PDT)

Martha,hows life without the Vandellas. ...anyway,George Bush,what a guy.
Joe
- Saturday, June 23, 2001 at 11:40:52 (PDT)

No doubt Martha now feels much better after that bout of verbal diarrhoea. Presumably there is a point to it, albeit so obscure we don't know what it is!
Colin
Wellington, - Saturday, June 23, 2001 at 11:39:56 (PDT)

Martha Reeves- Copy+Paste=Red Herring 2 = Stirrer.com
Thomas Johnson
- Saturday, June 23, 2001 at 11:38:34 (PDT)

Thomas - How about showing some bottle next time, you missed a good night.
NTJ
- Saturday, June 23, 2001 at 11:37:33 (PDT)

any old punks in seaham?????a sex pistols tribute band are coming soon,watch this space
The next pistols
Seaham, - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 23:48:09 (PDT)

Never mind the £1 Thomas. What about drugs and foot and mouth while you're on your high horse. Take controlled drugs for example, did you know patients, doctors, nurses and relatives attending to patients, may carry with them small quantities of controlled drugs in medical form under a Home Office Open General Licence which is purely for use by persons whose lives depend on them during travel. Certain drugs (eg Diamorphine (Heroin), Cocaine, Opium, Amphetamine and Cannabis) are controlled and import/export of such drugs requires a licence issued by the Home Office. Severe penalties (including life imprisonment) are prescribed for contravention of the above restrictions. Firearms (including gas pistols, self defence sprays, electric shock batons, stun guns and similar weapons), ammunition and explosives (including fireworks), certain offensive weapons including blowpipes, flick knives, butterfly knives, knuckledusters, swordsticks, handclaws, foot claws, belt buckl! e knives, push daggers, death stars (oriental type throwing stars), telescopic truncheons which extend automatically and some martial arts weapons. Obscene video tapes, laser discs, computer software, books and magazines and any indecent obscene material involving children under 16 years of age. Counterfeit currency, counterfeit goods including watches and clothing. Goods infringing a copyright e.g. `pirate' cassettes and goods bearing false indication of origin. Radio transmitters, cordless telephones and videosenders not approved for use in the United Kingdom. Meat and poultry and their products, including bacon, ham, sausage, pate, eggs, milk (other than condensed or evaporated) and cream (other than sterilised) (up to 1kg per adult of fully cooked meat or poultry meat products heat treated in hermetically sealed containers, eg cans, glass jars and flexible pouches, is permitted). The above restrictions are currently under review, and it is advisable to contact the MAFF, ! Meat Hygiene division at London (0207 904 6000) for further details. Certain fish and fish eggs (whether live or dead) and bees. Severe penalties, including the seizure of the animal/bird, may be imposed if landed without an import licence (where required). This applies to any animal/bird brought into the United Kingdom irrespective of whether it was acquired overseas or was exported and returned and relates to any animal/bird which has been in foreign port whether or not it actually landed. For imports of birds, animals, livestock, horses, contact MAFF at London (0207 904 6000) Plants: There are no restrictions on the import of any plant material for personal use from within EU countries as long as they were grown in the EC and were not taken from the wild. Wild plants may be considered as endangered species and may be subject to controls operated by the Department of the Environment, Transport and the Regions. Imports allowed, from other European countries and the Mediterr! anean (including the Canary Islands) area only of up to 2kg (in total) of bulbs, tubers or corms (excluding potatoes) and rhizomes (which must be free from soil) and 2kg (in total) of fruit and vegetables (excluding potatoes) 5 plants for planting (including cuttings) 5 packets of retail seeds (other than seeds of potatoes) and one bouquet of cut flowers. From all other countries, up to 2kg of fruit and vegetables (excluding potatoes), 1 bouquet of cut flowers and 5 packets of retail seeds (other than seeds of potatoes). This concession is specifically for travellers who bring in plant material in their personal baggage for their personal use. Phytosanitary certificate issued by the Plant Protection Services in the country of origin required in all other cases. Certain plant material is prohibited from entry into the UK without a licence. For further information, please contact MAFF, Plant Health Division, tel: 01904 455195 Import or Export of endangered species: In addi! tion to the controls referred to above applied by the MAFF, the import or export of live or dead specimens of many species of animals, birds and plants is prohibited without a permit issued by the Global Wildlife Division, DETR Room 822, Tollgate House, Houlton Street, Bristol, BS2 9DJ, Tel 0117 9878168. Goods derived from endangered species, including fur, skin, birds, caviar, plants and reptile leather also require a permit. Other Goods: There are also restrictions on the export and transhipment of some other types of goods including firearms and ammunition, certain high technology goods (eg computers) and certain antiques, works of art and other cultural items. For full scope and coverage contact the Department of National Heritage
Martha Reeves
- Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 13:44:56 (PDT)

published in this guestbook
No Name
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J. Turns of Brisbane, How about some constructive criticism? not bland negativeness
Thomas Johnson
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Hello Mr Mike Hunt - or can I call you My..... True, the peas were deeply dodgy but at least the statue of St Joe enjoyed the odd tab. The place was a true acadamy of gentlemen and scholars. Spacious historic buildings, extensive fields for sports - glorious views over the rolling countryside - it had none of those. What are those hallowed buildings used for now I wonder?
P Catching
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I dont know about an engine driver but when told the size of Americas nuclear arsenal, he replied "how many", this from the man whose finger is on the button, and who campaigned by saying his opponent knew nothing about defence issues. Cuckoo...
joe 19/06/01
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Jackie did you ever stop and read some of the comments left in the G B by your-self. Maybe then you would understand why people are so critical of you.
J. TURNS
Brisbane, Australia -

Sometime during the life of this parliament, we will be taking part in a referendum to decide whether or not to ditch the £ in favor of the Euro. I believe we should join the Euro and drop the Pound. The post-war variations of the pound have been responsible for a lot of our past troubles, many years ago the Pound was worth a gold Sovereign and just after W.W.2 it was worth a massive $5-00 (U.S.) but since then it has declined dramatically, in 1945 we had virtual bankruptcy as lend-lease ended, resulting in a massive American loan to bale us out, then in 1947 we had a convertability crisis. In 1949 the crunch came with devaluation. In 1956 following Suez, Eisenhower initiated the sacking of Eden by selling Pounds. It was officially stated Eden resigned because of failing health. In 1958 we had the Thornycroft crisis. 1960 another Stirling crisis after a post-Tory election boom. 1967 another devaluation, 1973- oil crisis, all control was lost and the Pound was floated. 1978 Healey "failed to control the Pound. Under the "iron lady" the Pound dropped to one dollar before shooting up too two dollars, which lead to an export crisis, then in 1998 an overvalued pound pu! t exports in danger. The Pound, generally has shown itself to be uncontrolable, unstable and a danger to our future prosperity. I believe it is now time to ditch the Pound, go into the Euro and become committed Europeans, our future is in Europe, we should grasp this future with both hands and whilst not forgetting our Allies in the West, in particular the USA, commitment to Europe is essential
Thomas Johnson
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Catching - did you also go to St Jospeh's? In my opinion they served up the worst peas in Great Britian.
Mike Hunt
Dawdon, -

I heard that George Bush wanted to be an engine driver, but his eyes were too close.
Jean
Stoke, UK -

Can we please have the dates back on the guest book entries if possible?
G
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Son of Henry Ward I'am also from Jubillee Avenue and I remember the Longstaffs,what was the surname of Annie and Uncle Bob,I maybe able to help.
Tony from Spain
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I am the son of Henry Ward of Seaham and Betty Macbeth of Edinburgh. I was born in Edinburgh Scotland on 7 June 1941. I used to visit Seaham on holidays and stayed with my father's sister and her husband, Annie & Bob Longstaff. My cousins, Anne & Catherine Ward lived next door to Auntie Annie and Uncle Bob in Jubilee Avenue, but I've lost touch with them and can't remember their married names. Can anybody help?
Norman Ward
London, England -

Hi Seaham,nice to see the guestbook back on line. Look forward to having the new missile defence system up and running [star wars], thanks George Bush Jnr. I'll be able to sleep soundly now... Only America could vote for this idiot. If you dont believe me,check out how close his eyes are together. Cuckoo...
joe
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Hello Seaham ! Many Greatings from a former Gerlinger ! I would like to begin an emailfriendship to some People from Seaham. Age 15 - 99 So write to me : SeanDundeex@aol.com
Lars Ehrnboeck
Karlsruhe, Germany -

acqueline I,I,I,I,I,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me. No wonder your single,You love You.
David St. Johns
Durham, UK -

Why is it that every time I leave a message on this Guest Book, people constantly make it their business to be critical of whatever it is that I write - whether it is about my grammar, spelling or whatever I choose to write about. I do think that most northern English people are very critical - especially the people of Seaham - such negativity only spreads negative thinking and misery. Oh, "Observer" you are so proud of who you are and what you wrote that you could not even leave your name! What a hypocrit! Go get a life and stop being critical of other people.
Jacqueline
USA -

oops hit the send button early - another of my shortcomings! Is that the Steve Smith who lived in Eastlea crescent and went to St Josephs in the late sixties early seventies?
P. Catching
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TONY!!! that insult was uncalled for! Who worries about their punctuation, spelling and grammar when making comments on this guest-book. I certainly do not! But there again, I am not a snob, nor do I profess to be perfect. I am actually quite down-to-earth and very successful at living my life. I do not need to use such "big-words" to try to make an impression. People like me for who I am, and that is because a well educated person is able to converse with people from all social, economical environments. I do not need to "keep up with the Jones" to prove myself. I was merely making a point to Victoria, as I think she seemed to think because I live in America, I agree with all the governing laws. Also, I was not sure if she thought that I was completely against my British heritage, in particularly, my northern English upbringing. Tony, if you have nothing positive or nice to say to me, then, please do not waste your energy leaving me a message on the G.B. Thank You!! and Have a nice day!
Jacqueline
USA -

A friend of mine had a look at the site for the first time and made an interesting comment. With Jacqueline writing how well educated she is all the time it sounds like shes been listening to too many hypnosis tapes. When she wrote she was the duckling that turned into a swan that was a blinder.
observer
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Ed Mason - good to see the site back. Can you please add dates to entries again? My access is limited and I often have to re-read entries when trying to catch up - others may suffer in the same way. Thanks for the good work. Cheers - Steve.
Steve Smith
Naples Italy -

The main purpose of this Guestbook is to allow Seaham Harbour folk around the world to keep in touch, to find each other, to explore their roots and to share cherished recollections.Just wondered if you have ever read this extraction Jaqueline.Your entry reads like an 8 year old's first attempt at writing an essay,it's a pity you didn't pick up a fundamental grasp of the English language on your journey to becoming so wise.At least you felt comfortable when you "fitted it" after you had came to America.On behalf of all guest book readers, please no entry on Unified Eirope
Tony from Spain
Spain -

Hi Victoria, well thank you for your views and opinions on a "Unified Europe." I suppose you made some very interesting points. It is always good to see another perspective of things. Though a couple of points: First, please keep in mind, though I reside in America and yes, I am quite pro-American, I will not deny that fact about me. Remember I moved away from Seaham not for any other reason, other than to find my own identity. I did not like who I was as a teenager, nor, did I care for Seaham. I was young, immature, naive and not as well educated as I am today. My life in Seaham was rather difficult, considering the circumstances of my life. Mind you, it was not all bad either, I was actually very fortunate in so many ways. If I had as much wisdom then, as I do now, I most likely would not have moved from Seaham and continued life as most people have, after leaving school and college. However, as I was indeed seaching for a place to belong and where I "fitted it" ! and felt comfortable, it seemed the right thing to do for me; and that was to find comfort within the American community in Germany. Also, I had came to America on vacation during the 4 years I had lived in Germany and I knew then, that I wanted to spend my life in America. Then of course, as I had the opportunity to come to America to college, I was indeed going to take the opportunity. Well from that time,(June 11th 1991)I have made America my home. However, that is NOT to say, that I am in complete agreement with the American laws or government - I am not! Nor, do I agree with how the Education or Health Care system is run. All I can say is, despite all of the American flaws, living in America works well for me. Maybe life would have been better for me if I had stayed in England, but hind sight is only 20/20 - I will never know and no-one can ever tell me that life would have been more prosperous or successful. "I have "free-will" of mind, so that each experience is of a ! different kind." I chose to live in America and I am happy with life here, however, that does not neccessarily mean that I agree with the American laws. I certainly do NOT agree with the Death Penalty - not even in the case of Timothy McVeigh. The death penalty is not a deterrant at all - there are still people out there killing and commiting terrible crimes. Also, I wonder why Timothy McVeigh was given the death sentence, yet the guy who bombed the American Embassy in Kenya is escaping the death sentence - it does not seem to make sense, or is it humane. My next entry will be in response to your views on a "Unified Europe."
Jacqueline
USA -

Paddy, sorry to hear about your little friend. Maybe he's sickening for somthing? A change of scenery, or perhaps a mate? I know that does the trick for me.
Dr Vixx
aberdeen -

Seaham Satalite , Seaham Satalite , wherefore art thou Seaham Satalite ,It hasn't happened yet. Me thinks thou wilt be mortally wounded .P.S. I still laugh at your Geronimo response , Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia -

I don't know about New world order, but New Order are great check out the new album is blue mondaytastic mate! Lets rock!!
Peter Hook
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Dear Dr Vix my sea anemone is off his food and a bit down in the dumps. Can you recommend any thing to perk him up a bit?
Paddy
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Hi! Me again! Hi Jacqueleine; when you talk about Novus Ordo Seclorum I presume you mean the New World Order not the One World Order? Coming from the North-East of England my views and needs have long been ignored by a remote London Government, and I'm not sure that a New World Order could neglect the needs of the British working class any more than the Tories did (and New Labour increasingly do). Anyway if the NWO already exists then it must be so powerful already that I can't see that there is much that we can do about it, other than protest like the May Day lot. I do find the whole Killing of Care (apparently New World Order) annual ceremony which occurs in California very bizarre though. I'm no expert but I wouldn't recommend reading the London telegraph if you want to keep in touch with British feelings on Europe, unless you get the chance to read a lot of other British papers as well - it's very right wing and doesn't give balanced opinions - that paper even ! wanted the Tories to win the Election so I don't think that it is very closely in touch with British opinions. That's just my personal opnion anyway. Anyway, hope you're otherwise well. Vix
dr vix
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Hi guestbook - I hope that everyone is happy and well! Hi Jacqueline, I hope that you're happy and well too. I just wanted to make a couple of comments about your views on the Euopean Union. You seem to be very glad to live in the United States of America, and I'm very happy for you about that, and yet curiously you think that Europe shouldn't be unified. I'm remembering my American history off the top of my head so I may get the place of the Unification wrong or the name of the bill wrong (I'm mailing the GB from work so I don't have any historical info. at my fingertips), but I understand that the different States of America used to have very different laws and customs and even currencies (sound familiar), and that troubles between States were commonplace. However there was a very famous meeting in which it was decided that the states should become unified and adopt a single currency and similar laws. I can't remember off the top of my head whether this was in Ph! iladelphia; Pennsylvania, ?? Can't remember, I'd have to look it up. The meeting was summerised in the very famous American creed, which starts 'We the people of the United States of America .. etc.' - I think that just about everyone in the States knows this mantra (is it the Bill of Rights? Again my American history isn't fantastic and I'd have to look this up). Anyway the upshot of all of this is that when academics argue for a United Europe they often cite this famous meeting in American history as an example as to why Europe should be unified, and they use the example of the formation of this American bill and everything it stands for (including a single currency) as a positive example as to the potential benefits of Unification. Many argue that perhaps Europe should not go as far down this road of unification as the US did. While Germany has recently proposed a more Federal Europe, other member states including Britain and France prefer autonomy. Anyway, either road u! p, as the changes which are now proposed for Europe are not nearly so radical as those which occured in the US, I'm just a little curious that, given the history of state unification in the United States you are pro-USA and yet opposed to a United Europe. Also we are (probably) going to have a referendum on whether or not we wish to join the single currency, which seems fairer than the means by which the US ended up with a single currency. Don't know what you think about this? Vix
dr vix
Aberdeen -

To John Armes, why is it that I have e-mailed you at John Armes@Scouts.com and each time I have, I end up having my e-mail mailed back to me with a message that it was unable to be delivered? What is wrong with your e-mail address? It is weird! If you fix it, we can chitty-chat and catch up. Anyway, hope you are well.
Jacqueline
USA -

To "fionaact@aol.com - I take such an offense at your racist suggestions in regards to knocking down Seaham and build slums for the blacks. Though, I, myself am caucasion (white) I believe we are all equal human beings and all are deserving of fair opportunities in life. Why should you suggests building slums for the blacks and not nice homes as you would like to live in. How about we build slums for people like yourself who are bigots, racists and who do not contribute to society in a positive, productive manner. Black people (or the politically correct term here in America "African/American")are human beings just like you and also deserve a fair chance in life. Fiona, get a life, get outside of Seaham and see a little of the world, mingle with people from all walks of life, of all ethnic and social economical environments, and learn to understand cultures and people
Jacqueline
USA -

Fiona, Sal certainly "got you" with that one, sucker!
yx
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Hello sunburn sal
fiona
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Beware someone has jumped on the bandwagon fionaacct@aol.com Ask jarmes@scout.com he knows everything he thinks, How completely wrong here is the lamp cabin man.
Fiona not fionaact
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Can anyone reccomend any B&B's in the Seaham/surrounding area?
Helen
London England -

I think it is a crying shame to have a "unified Europe." What is the purpose of a Unified Europe? Oh, yes! I seem to have forgot, the purpose is nothing more than "Economics!" It is indeed certainly an economical advantage to have a Unified Europe. However, it is a shame that I feel in my opinion, each country in Europe is different from the other. Each has it's own history, culture, traditions, language and currency. Of course, I am well aware that a unified Europe does not mean that the countries are all going to put aside their traditions and all of a sudden forget about their history of their particular country and change their language etc... However, though I choose to live in America and really feel hypocritical giving my strong opinion, I have been against a Unified Europe since 1993 when I became aware of the changes that were being discussed by our wonderful world leaders. I learned just the other week from reading the London Telegraph that the new cars i! n England now have the "Euro" flag on the corner of the car license plates - what a disgrace! and when some of the British citizens covered the Euro Flag with the Union Jack (The British Flag) they were told they could not do that, otherwise they would be fined. Come on people! Isn't that a form of taking away your freedom - Your rights are being denied. Now do you see where nothing but plain "greed" is taking our society and world. Maybe most of you people disagree with me, and think I do not know what I am talking about. But I feel it is not going to be a great success and you will see slowly, but surely your rights of freedom will be denied - you will have to conform to a new goverment. There is beginning to be no such thing as the England I use to know. Have any of you been aware of the "One World Government" that has been in the works since 1933. On the Dollar Bill it has "Novus Ordo Seclorum" One World Order. We will all be under one government - do not know when, but ! it will happen and I hope I am not around to see it! What are your opinions of the Unified Europe?
Jacqueline
USA -

Does any one there know Leonie Horrell A.K.A Rachel James, she has desserted her two children to be with Greg Clark. word of warning, do not trust this woman, she is a lier and a thief.
jesse james
noosa, QLD Australia -

Sal you will be okay with your pesetas in Lanzerote during January,apparently there is to be a one month changeover period.February definately not.Have a good holiday.
Tony from Spain
Here -

To Tony from Spain. I have some pesetas which I'm keeping for Lancerote in January will they still be legal tender? To fiona. The rain won't clean all of Seaham because as far as I know you're not moving out.
Sal
Seaham, Durham UK -

Will all this rain wash the dirt out of Seaham?
fiona
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This tony from Spain does not sound like much of a loser to me.
Alan Briggs
Ontario Canada -

Fiona you should pay a little more attention when reading the G.B.it was Markie who was telling you all to vote to save a unified europe.In my entry when I mentioned Mannie's boys I was referring to Mannie Shinwell,one of the great politicians of our time,and my local M.P.when I first became interested in politics.Incidently I have been using kilos and pesetas for the past 15 years that I have lived down here and from January 2002 will be using the Euro when it becomes the official currency of Spain and I'am in total agreement with the conversion.I do like the good old U.K. the reason I live down here to-gether with some 400,000 ex.pats. is simply because of the lovely sunny climate,to-day for instance it is 31 degrees and I have just come indoors after enjoying a swim in the pool at the bottom of my garden.I rest my case...
Tony from Spain
Andalucia -

Hi there, Karen Stephenson here, (nee Yare) is there anyone out there who knows me?. I Left Camden Square school in 1964. Now I live in South Africa with my husband Ces and my daughter Victoria. You can contact me on. karen_yare@yahoo.co.uk
Karen Stephenson
Amanzimtoti, Kwazulu Nata South Africa -

I agree with P Catching. Tony must be a Tory. Telling us to vote to "save England", bet he's against the euro, likes pounds and ounces and still talks in old money. You like the good old UK so much Tony - how come you don't live here?
fionaact <fionaact@aol.com>
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Sorry P.Catching you are so wrong as usual.One of old Mannies boys I'am afraid and followed his successors all the time I was ower there.The only Union Jack I have is hanging off the back of my luxury yacht here in the Med..You can't help it if you feel the need to wear knickers-it takes all kinds of people to live in 'Markies'unified Europe.Have a word with Thomas,I'am sure he has some 'imperial'sizes and styles which would suit you.
Tony from Spain
Paradise -

Please can we have our Chat-Room back?
yx
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To a real insider, you are yourself, guilty of obliquity, if you have something to say lad, get it off your chest and stop waffleing.
Thomas Johnson
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OOOH! Tony's a Tory.... and therefore a loser. One of Margaret's little boys eh. We got rid of that get and now her bald friend's gone. Stay where you are Tony lad, Tories are best kept at a distance. Don't forget to wear your union jack knickers.
P Catching
Seaham, -

I know there are some who think obliquity is a personal asset but there may be a few nerves twitching where push comes to shove. It's a wise child that butters no parsnips and keeps it's ear to the stone wall. What's the matter Seahamites - scared to answer my challenge?
A real insider
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I was just wondering if any of the visitors to the gusetbook had heard of anyone named Frank Thompson, last known address was Daphne Crecsent in Parkside, in 1976-1978 ?
trish
Seaham, durham england -

Hope all you people in the 'melting pot' went to the polling booths like Aunty Markie told you to,because if you did'nt ,you will not even have an England,never mind a blast beach,and a dalton le dale.
tony from a very sunny spain
Ower here -

We're back. We've been transfering to a new server. Sorry for having such a long down-time. It was supposed to be seamless but didn't work out that way. Hope you enjoy the Guestbook with fewer interruptions in future. We still have a few things to sort out so please be patient in the short term.
Ed Mason <masion123@aol.com>
Seaham, Co.Durham UK -

I guess people will notice that I made such a stupid typo error in my previous message "new" instead of "knew" I wanted to correct that before I received comments regarding my typo error; just knowing from past experience the "humor" (or somewhat!) of this guest-book. By the way, Paul Duggan thank you for your e-mail and also Frank and Ray. Paul I wish I could remember who you are, I apologise that I do not, but glad you are well and thank you for remembering me! Though I do remember very well Peter Weller! He was friends with John Armes. How is Peter anyway? Is he well? I hope so. Well, it is later here in America, 11.10pm I had better go, got to be up at 5.15 for work. Take Care everyone and don't forget to vote tomorrow, remember every vote counts! (And those who do not bother to vote, should have no reason to complain about the outcome of the elections) Also, what is this about all the riots in England? Come on people, do try to get along with everyone. In case! you have not noticed, England is also becoming a "melting Pot" just like America. Besides, unfortunately, with a "Unified Europe" there soon will be no England or "British culture" It is rather sad, but it is a changing world these days.
Jacqueline
USA -

Good to see the Seaham Website up and running - Thank you Ed. Also, as I was looking on the "Harbour Happenings" I saw that two Girl Guides had won awards - brought back memories of my own days in the Brownies and Girl Guides. I was in the First Seaham Girl Guids on a Monday night and Joan Robertson was my Girl Guide Leader. I do, however, remember Maureen Giffen, though she was not married when I new her and I do not remember her maiden name. I did also remember Mrs. Mary Macbeth from Tuesday night Girl Guides and of course Mrs. Betty Armes - (we are good friends from way back when! aren't we John?!!! Your mom looks so different now - she actually looks more mellow. I hope she is well, please pass my kindest regards to her.)
Jacqueline
USA -

To everyone. Have I hit on a sore point, or possibly let a few home truths out or simply the fact of the matter the truth hurt. For god sake stand back and have a very good look at yourselves.
hello all <fiona act@aol.com>
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Jacqueline Tried to e-mail you but your address seems to be incorrect. Please e-mail me at ray_scollen@lineone.net. Look forward to hearing from you.
Ray Scollen <ray_scollen@lineone.net>
Watton, UK -

Well done Ed. it can't have been easy,love the new colours let's hope the contributions are at least on the same intellectual level as the good Doctor and I maintain,and no more 'ploppy'offerings.A great idea of yours to restrict transatlantic comments to one a month.Hasta la Vista
Tony from Spain
Espana -

glad to see the web site back!!
seaham folk
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ALO SLIM IN DA HOUSE.DIS TIME I AM GOING TO VOTE FOR DA MONKEY PARTY BEECAUSE I FINK THAT THEY CAN BE DOING A BETTA JOB THAN THE PLONKA PARTY .OOPS DA LABOUR WASTE OF TIME PARTY.GOT TO GO NOW IAM ALMOST AT THE POLIN STATION
SLIM DA MAN WIV SENCE
DA REAL SEAHAM HARBOUR, - Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 16:57:54 (PDT)

To Thomas Johnson, Trevor Charlton stills lives in Seaham. I don't think he'll see your message because as far as I know he's not into computers. When I see him I'll pass your regards on.
sal
Seaham, Durham UK - Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 03:22:46 (EDT)

Hi I used to live in murton and sherburn village any one out there remember me. Drop me a line.
Peter Ganning <daltonledale@hypermax.ne.au>
Brisbane, Australia - Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 03:17:55 (EDT)

Is my old friend and Mentor Trevor Charlton still in the Seaham area? We had some good times at Dawdon Coll. If you're around Trev. leave a message on G.B.
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 03:16:08 (EDT)

Excelent
G J S <littlewidd@yahoo.com>
- Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 03:14:42 (EDT)

Hi John! How are you these days? What are you up to? Have not seen you on the guest-book for a while - it does get kind of "hairy!" Half of what is on the "alternative" G.B. I do not even "get" anyway. I mean, it just goes, whoosh! over my head at times. Either I am naive, or a little "ditsy!" or what!I just do not always get that weird sense of humor. Do you?! Oh,hope your parents got their Easter card - though I forgot to enclose the "virtue" cards with everyone's card. I guess I was still overwhelmed by my parents visit as I was so excited to tell everyone in my Easter Newsletter, I forgot to enclose the "virtue" cards. I will do that at Christmas. Well the summer is here in Chicago. We had 89 Degrees the other day. Though, unfortunately it does not get as hot as Texas and Arizona. However, two years ago, it did hit 100 degrees for 7 straight days! I just love the summer! I have my summer vacation this July and I think I am going to either Texas to Austin, or to C! alifornia to San Fransisco - depending on how expenisve flights are! Well, e-mail me if you wish, let me know how you are doing. Give my regards to your family. God Bless, from your dear friend, from long, long ago! Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
Illinois, USA - Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 09:51:08 (EDT)

I am a nice male of 35 year , living in UAE for last 2 years , I have no friends and relative here , looking for the best and long lasting friends . I am sure that you will be happy to meet me.
R. S. Jain <: rsjain80@hotmail.com>
Sharjah, UAE - Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 09:48:09 (EDT)

Could that mangled word of Fiona's possibly mean "censored?" In which case, isn't he/she contributing more heat than light to the topic? It could be of course, that he/she is speaking straight from the shoulder without first processing the comment from higher up!
Colin Hall <nobby@paradise.net,nz>
- Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 02:07:11 (EDT)

anyone who left northlea (seaham comp) school summer 1982, let us know where you are now.
terry weir <terweirry@aol.com>
seaham, co durham england - Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 02:05:33 (EDT)

For anyone who doesn't already know it, Fiona Act is a comedian and drag artist who works the clubs around Sunderland and Teeside. He's based in Seaham and has had several run ins with the local authorities. Hints about corruption are his usual line so don't take him seriously - he's just trying to stir us all up a bit. Nice try Mr X!
John Armes <Jarmes@scout.com>
Seaham, England - Friday, May 18, 2001 at 18:05:40 (EDT)

Come now Fiona. Try to stay calm. What's all this about your entrees? Has someone criticised your canapés? Been snide about your guacamole? Oh my good lord - perhaps you meant 'entries'! I do beg your pudding!
P. Catching
Seaham, - Friday, May 18, 2001 at 18:03:48 (EDT)

: Fiona - simply write in the Alternative Guest Book - there are no restrictions there!
Jack <Halliday>
- Friday, May 18, 2001 at 18:02:35 (EDT)

: could anyone tell me the date snowdons bakery was burnt down thank you. les.
les <A337audi@aol.com>
bedford, UK - Friday, May 18, 2001 at 18:01:15 (EDT)

The skipper, some or even all the comments are senesced, meaning the thing you say are not always published if it offends certain parties, so you are forced to read between the lines on some things
fiona <fionaact@aol.com>
- Friday, May 18, 2001 at 17:59:38 (EDT)

Fiona, I'm not sure which comment I'm supposed to be reading between. If you're talking about Mr. Windbags, then I'm in full agreement with Joe.
Dr Vix <drvmccabe@aol.com>
- Friday, May 18, 2001 at 10:06:44 (EDT)

Thank you for reading my earlier comments. The reason most of my entrees to this guestbook will not be exposed to public viewing are quit simple, the “powers in charge” will not let you the public read or see what is actually going on in our town and are absolutely terrified of changes. Wake up everyone and Move with the times.
Fiona Act <FionaAct@aol.com>
Seaham, - Friday, May 18, 2001 at 10:04:35 (EDT)

fiona act you should be careful whom you let near the children mr windbags could be that queer Dr Giggles or even worse tony from spain
yx
- Friday, May 18, 2001 at 03:01:48 (EDT)

Sugar ray prescott in the red corner.
Davy c
- Friday, May 18, 2001 at 03:00:42 (EDT)

This is for Laura L.Coutts,hoping she had a very nice birthday.Hugs and kisses from Ourense.
TAZ
Spain - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 18:19:15 (EDT)

Sorry Fiona - you're too clever for us! Another time you might try writing what you want us to read. Don't forget we're from Seaham! By the way, are you one of the parkside Acts?
The Skipper
Seaham, - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 02:43:04 (EDT)

To 'not a labour supporter'why are you being so mysterious,?reveal yourself,and stop having a go at our Ed.
Tony from Spain
Espana - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 02:41:31 (EDT)

Didn't think there were a website about seaham!!!!
Liam RAainey <esamadhead@yahoo>
Seaham, Durham England - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 02:39:53 (EDT)

I still maintain that you are very selective Edward. Prior to my last posting mentioning this subject I placed a response to Clairvoyant2 which you decided not to show. Your attempt to show you are unbiased by printing the entry from me proves the point.
Not a Labour Supported
- Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 13:20:40 (EDT)

To Brian Rowell in Australia- Did we play Tennis together?
Tom Leighton <t&dlight>
Milton, Ontario Canada - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 13:17:55 (EDT)

Thank you for letting me to contribute to your guestbook, Has any one took time out to actually read the comments and thoughts by myself? Look between the lines and read it correctly you might learn something.
fiona act < fiona act@aol.com>
Seaham, - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 13:14:36 (EDT)

The Mayors Ball raised £1000. Total raised over the year was £4750 . This was given to local charities. Thanks to everyone who contributed.
Lady Mayor
Seaham, Durham UK - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 03:54:58 (EDT)

The Mayors Ball raided £1000 for Seaham charities. the total raised for the year was £4750 and was given to local charities. Thanks to everyone who contributed.
Lady Mayor
Seaham, Durham UK - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 03:52:37 (EDT)

To: Tom and Doris Leighton. It's just possible we can establish a joint connection with the Seaham area from the 40's and 50's. It is my home town and my mother's maiden name was Nicholson (in Bath Terrace). Also I knew a Tom Leighton from Murton at that time. Too long ago, maybe? Ah well!!!!!
Brian ROWELL <llewor@uq.net.au>
Brisbane, Queenland Australia - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 03:49:50 (EDT)

You are very selective Edward, I see your wife has no problem getting into print
Not a labour supporter
Not from round here, - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 03:47:16 (EDT)

Hi! Can anyone out there tell me how I can get in touch with Brian Scollen. The last known area I had for him was Dawdon. If you know him could you please pass on my e-mail address or phone number (01377 270165)as I would really like to get in touch. Thank you.
Ray Scollen <ray_scollen@lineone.net>
Walton Walton, East Yorkshire UK - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 03:45:23 (EDT)

We all had a great time at the Lady Mayor's Ball and there was a good amount raised for the Mayor's nominated charity. Many thanks from Stan and party - A great night out!
Stan Cooper
- Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 03:42:06 (EDT)

Stan, Did yoy enjoy the Mayor's Ball? It was nice to meet you and your friends. Regards. S.M.
Lady Mayor
Seaham, Durham UK - Monday, May 14, 2001 at 19:21:13 (EDT)

Will someone for heavens sake help that poor woman with her studies,I'am ower far away or else I would.
Tony from Spain
Andalucia - Monday, May 14, 2001 at 19:17:02 (EDT)

Would anyone like to help me with my studies into Mans/Womans inner self?
Clairvoyant2 <astral@medium.com>
- Sunday, May 13, 2001 at 17:34:02 (EDT)

Theres plenty of Mr Windbags on this guestbook...
joe
- Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 12:11:23 (EDT)

Hello Everyone What a very interesting site ,so well laid out and easy to use.I,m not from Seaham ,but i knew a lot about it from my Friend Jennifer (Wilkins or Howard )If anyone knows Jennifer would you please tell her i would like to get in touch with her.Thanks keep up the good work.
Robert Lamond <lothianboy@hotmail.com>
Canada - Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 12:10:11 (EDT)

Just a quick note to thank the good kiddies in Dalton Le Dale. We all had a great time and none of us were put off by the few yobs who tried to disrupt the fun. Throwing used condoms is neither clever, funny nor hygenic.Thanks also to all the parents and helpers. Well done Seaham Council - full Marks!
Mr Windbags <windbags@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 12:08:08 (EDT)

I would like to thank everyone that was involved in the organisation off a full day’s entertainment in the most beautiful and eyes Opening Park at Dalton-Le –Dale on the 7th of May 2001. The highlight of a most pleasant and most impressionable day was Mr. Windbags the children entertainer, while enthralling most of his young audience he also had to deal with the best examples of the surrounding areas finest.
Fiona Act
Seaham, - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 18:52:10 (EDT)

I remember Nicholson`s cake shop! was it yours?
seaham res
Seaham, - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 03:29:05 (EDT)

We were delighted to find our home town on the Web. I will put this site in our favourites. We were both born in Seaham. We have lived our entire married lives abroad, but keep in touch with family and friends in the U.K. My maiden name was Nicholson and I was born above the cake shop in Church Street
Tom and Doris Leighton <T&Dlight@aol.com>
Milton, Ontario Canada - Wednesday, May 09, 2001 at 02:33:59 (EDT)

We were delighted to find our home town on the Web. I will put this site in our favourites. We were both born in Seaham. We have lived our entire married lives abroad, but keep in touch with family and friends in the U.K.
Tom and Doris Leighton nee <T&Dlight@aol.com>
Milton, Ontario Canada - Wednesday, May 09, 2001 at 02:31:57 (EDT)

Louise in France, if you still want to contact Maria please email me: john.marriner@btinternet.com
John Marriner < john.marriner@btinternet.com>
Seaham, Durham England - Tuesday, May 08, 2001 at 08:19:57 (EDT)

and another thing, the need for a national identity has cost millions upon millions of lives. Kick over the statues,burn the flags,ignore the borders,emancipate the working class and imprison the ruling class...wake up before its too late... Theres only one race, the human race...
Joe
- Tuesday, May 08, 2001 at 08:17:46 (EDT)

I am a mature (retired) student doing an MSc in Marine Development and Protection at Heriot-Watt University. My main interest lies in Coastal Zone Management and I am particularly interested in what has been achieved though the Turning the Tide Project. I have chosen to do my Thesis on the revival of the Durham Coast; from a biological view point and how the TTT project has integrated with coastal zone management planning. I will be based just north of Hartlepool and if anyone has information they feel might be relevant, such a local knowledge, perhaps even an ex-student who has done previous research I would be grateful for any help. I will be down to see the exhibition around middle May. I am no stranger to the NE having spent some formative years on Tyneside and looking forward to making a re-aquaintance. Many thanks
Chris Brandon <C.T.Brandon@hw.ac.uk>
Edinburgh, Lothian Scotland - Monday, May 07, 2001 at 10:35:52 (EDT)

I'm looking for my best friend from the 60's.............Blanch Jorgenson. She lived on the Avenue and married another guy from Deneside. I'd dearly love to catch up with her again. Northlea School 1964 - 67 (Seaham Girls Grammar before that). Does anyone remember me from Westlea (Lynda Hudson)
Lynda <tlswee@aol.com>
Warrington, Cheshire UK - Sunday, May 06, 2001 at 19:08:44 (EDT)

Hello everyone!
Timothy Merchant <tizm@talk21.com>
Seaham, Durham - Sunday, May 06, 2001 at 19:06:20 (EDT)

My mother's name was Mary Jane Watson and she was born in Seaham Harbour in 1908 and migrated to Australia in 1927.
marion kelly <thekellys@powerup.com.au>
Brisbane, Queensland Australia - Saturday, May 05, 2001 at 16:14:52 (EDT)

IS "Morisee" Paul Morris? If so, How are you? I hope you are well.
jacqueline <mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, May 04, 2001 at 07:37:45 (EDT)

I have never been to Seaham Harbour, but I have heard stories of it all my life. My grandparents, the Hoy's, lived there. My mother was in tears the first time she saw your website, and it is a lovely place. I hope to visit there soon.
Emily <lilly200@excite.com>
Granite, IL US - Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 14:50:36 (EDT)

ooh, morriseey i love you too your,e like a lovely labrador puppy ( for davey c)
macavity
- Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 14:48:18 (EDT)

Thank you Mr Pearson for the info. I showed the page to my Dad and he was also most impressed
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 14:46:55 (EDT)

Hi-Frederick , Regarding the purchase of a curved tape measure . There hasn't been much demand in the past for these , so a little ingenuity is needed . A modified small Parrot pedometer could be used [ from any good Pet shop ] or an inverted sextant [ from any ships chandler ] If all else fails , I've got one in my garage you could use as a pattern . It used to be straight , but I left it out in the sun too long ! Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 01:53:56 (EDT)

The definitive biography of the undisputed maestro of English billiards. Born in 1898 in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, Walter Albert Lindrum re-wrote the record books, establishing some 57 world records, none of which have been broken, except by himself. Although naturally right-handed he played billiards with his left hand - the legacy of a childhood accident when he lost the top joint of his right index finger. His childhood and youth were devoted to the development of his billiards under the guidance of his astute father. In 1924 the visiting English professional, Claude Falkiner, unwittingly re-shaped Walter Lindrum's game by his use of the nursery cannon. Lindrum realised the nursery's potential as the ultimate scoring force and wove it into the very fabric of his game. Between 1929-1933 Lindrum dominated the English billiards scene, conceding up tp 7000 points start to his nearest rivals. His record break of 4137, made in 175 minutes consisted of ! about 1900 consecutive scoring shots. The rules of the game were altered on several occasions to try to curb Lindrum's cannon play. Lindrum was so proficient that he made billiards look absurdly easy. He was a billiards tornado who carried his contemporaries along with him. The result was a golden age when the standard of the game reached its highest level. No player has ever approached Lindrum's incredible performances. No one will! The devotees of Walter Lindrum are not alone in their belief that he is the greatest sportsmen who ever lived. Walter Lindrum died in 1960. He was awarded an M.B.E. in 1951 and an O.B.E. in 1958 for his many years of charity work and support of the the War Effort. "The quiet little man is Walter Lindrum, whose skill in his own field is so great that he is forever doomed to sit in unapproachable loneliness and watch the feeble attempts of ordinary folk to follow where he leads." The only biography ever written on Walter Lindrum covers all aspects of his life in detail - the arduous years of practice, the triumph, tragedy and controversy of the golden years of 1929-34, his selfless years of charity work, an intensive analysis of the reasons for his greatness.
Mr Pearson <Seaham>
- Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 17:13:42 (EDT)

No message included
NEIL GALLON <neil.gallon@mis.magna-europa.com>
Seaham UK, - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 09:09:35 (EDT)

Love you too Davie C, and your lovely wife and daughter. Vix
victoria mccabe <v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk>
Aberdeen, Scotland the Brave - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 09:06:31 (EDT)

Victoria, I enjoyed reading your comments/views and opinions. You have made some very valid points; I agree with most of what you have said. Glad you are being out-spoken! By the way, I hope you are doing well otherwise.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 09:04:33 (EDT)

Can anyone help me with the following question? My Dad says that the greatest sportsman that ever lived was a billiard/snooker player called Walter Lindrom and that the only way he was defeated was because theyb changed the rules in order to do so. Is this true?
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 09:02:47 (EDT)

I love you Dr Vic! Your like a big piece of lean lamb!
Davie C
Seaham, - Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 17:51:04 (EDT)

Dear Tommy dont you know anything! Britain is now a multi cultural society. According to the Gospel of Tony there is not such thing as a National Identity as this would be racist. So if you are English,Scottish,Welsh or whatever you better keep quite about it or else you may get branded a Nazi!!!
DR Giggles
Dawdon, - Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 17:49:38 (EDT)

Long live the protesters in the world (especially in London)
daz <at home>
sad saeham, - Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 17:48:06 (EDT)

Interesting contribution Victoria,should invoke some interesting replies.I bet you hav'nt got it all out of your system yet,look forward to your next chapter.
Tony from Spain
Espana - Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 17:46:42 (EDT)

My messages don't seem to be getting onto the guestbook again!
victoria mccabe
- Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 13:17:44 (EDT)

Thomas, I hope that you're happy and well. I am English myself. I left Seaham in 1989 to go to college. I agree that the Welsh, Scots and Irish should get the independance which they're entitled to, if they so desire. Pounds and miles aren't really an important part of my identity. Before we weighed things in pounds we probably weighed them in something else, and it makes sense to me to use a system used by most of the world, (S.I. units), but I don't think it's important enough to prosecute someone over. I think that people often look for scapegoats to blame their own circumstances on, for example how much tax they pay. Personally I'd be a lot happier to see more of my taxes spent on education, health care and social care, and less on weapons, administration, unethical investments and misscarriages of justice. I imagine that if I did know where our taxes went, and where the money that was stolen during the privatisation of national assets has disappeared, assets which were owned by o! ur fathers and mothers, and their fathers and mothers, and their fathers (but probably not their mothers, 'cos women probably weren't allowed to own property back then), then I'd find that more money is spent in ways that I disagree with than is spent on our Celtic neighbours, who have contributed a lot to our society, both financially and otherwise. Money may well be squandered and siphoned off, but I don't think that the Celts are a problem but an asset. It does worry me that a place like Seaham, from which a lot of coal has been mined, and which has also contributed a lot to Britain, both financially and otherwise, seems to have been neglected by recent governments. I was horrified to see an interview where Tony Blair was speaking to people in a pub in Sedgefield, and the commentator was speaking along the lines of 'see ... Tony can mix with ordinary people'. Given the amount of commitment shown to the North-East by recent governments it should have been Tony that was flatt! ered that 'ordinary' people gave him the time of day, but the slant of the news item was that top-man Tony was such a down-to-earth bloke, stooping to speak with the likes of us, and, heaven forbid, have a pint in a working class pub. I bet it was shandy anyway. I'm sure that the facts that I live in Scotland, have Irish and Scots ancestry, knock about with a load of Celts, and drink Guinness by the bucket load don't colour my opinions at all. Vix. OOoooo, I do enjoy a good rant ... I think I've got it out of my system now.
Victoria McCabe <v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk>
Aberdeen, Bonny Scotland - Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 13:16:33 (EDT)

Whre's that then clever clogs?
Frederick Lowther
- Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 13:12:32 (EDT)

The same place as you buy a curved weighing machne to measure the bananas with.
Tony from Spain
Espaana - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 19:51:33 (EDT)

Dr McCabe, I welcome your contribution to the topic I raised and you put forward a good case, but really I wasn't having a dig at the Scots, it was more of a plea for independance for England and I do consider myself as English rather than British, the latter does not mean a great lot to my generation, born post-war. The scotish people are proud and cannot be happy accepting subsidies from England or anywhere else, you should be using your energy to pursue a policy of independance for Scotland( if you believe in it ) and leave us English to our own! On the question of North sea oil, it does not belong to the people of Aberdene, they couldn't have financed the exploration costs anyway, billions of pounds were put into by Gov't and financial interests Worldwide and yes they got their returns on their money, the Wo(man) in the street gets very little financial benefit from NSO I dont know what the Welch have achieved, but the same message applies to them, get going, go for independance and leave us English to get on with it ourselves.
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Monday, April 30, 2001 at 19:50:07 (EDT)

Oz Brian - where do I buy a curved tape measure to weigh the bananas with, to check the colour to see how fresh they are?
Frederick Lowther <fred.lowther@ntlworld.com>
- Monday, April 30, 2001 at 12:28:32 (EDT)

Hi folks ,I've been watching the banana debate , perhaps they should be sold by the metre ? or by the yard ? just to confuse the bureaucrats and any one else that needs confusing . Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 05:42:15 (EDT)

Great to see the town where I lived until I was 11 years on line, my name was then Elizabeth McGee and I lived in Deneside. Well done Seaham for great web sites.
Elizabeth Fairns <robert.fairns@ntlworld.com>
Scotland - Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 19:10:05 (EDT)

Scutter, how was the PFA dinner...
Joe
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 19:08:05 (EDT)

Mr Clark would be impressed with the spelling on this guestbook. Not...
Joe
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 19:07:09 (EDT)

TJ – Sorry buddy. I have had my one lapse into the world of seriousness this week. I will stick with my childish puerile nonsense and just risk your distain. I can’t think of anything more depressing than a serious debate with you. Danny – Thanks for making me smile.
Isick
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 19:06:06 (EDT)

Isick Hunt, yuor diet man makes me want to throw-up yuk wot are yuo a freek?
Danny from Dawdon
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 07:10:07 (EDT)

Isaac Hunt, Stop trivialising, if you want a serious debate, OK but if you want carry-on with your childish, puerile nonsense, you will be treat with distain, so are you mature enough for a sensible debate?
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 07:08:29 (EDT)

SORRY MR, JOHNSON, I ALWAYS TAKE YOUR WORDS AS ENLIGHTENING PIECES OF WISDOM . SORRY FOR BEINGSAD AND HAVING A METRIC BRAIN. I WILL HAVE THIS RECTIFIED IMMEDIATELY. I AM NOW AN IMPERIAL PERSON FROM TODAY . THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE VIEWED IN AN OLDE WOLRDE WAY... YES ITS, GREAT!!! POUNDS OF BANANAS TASTE SO MUCH BETTER IN POUNDS AND MY TEN GILLS OF HOEGARTENHOFMEISTERPILSARTOIS GOT ME MUCH MORE PISSED THAN IF IDRANK IT IN LITRES. YOUR WISDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS.. YOU ARE THE LATTER DAY MR, GRADGRIND
MACAVITY
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 07:06:59 (EDT)

My last entry was a little heavy. Sorry for that. Here is something a little more light hearted for all you stressed out ladies. This is a specially-formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Malteser AFTERNOON TEA The rest of the Maltesers in the bag 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping DINNER 4 glasses of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family-size Supreme pizza 3 Snickers bars LATE NIGHT SNACK 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"
Isaac Hunt
- Saturday, April 28, 2001 at 17:09:08 (EDT)

Jacqueline, I have made several attempts to reply to your entry on 23rd April but none of which have appeared. A technical problem no doubt. To be brief, yes we all have differing opinions on life but I have read yours so often, they deserve being shot at. (Not with a Smith and Weston however) As for the televised execution of Timothy Macvey, well, for me that sums up America today – morally bankrupt. I prefer living in the UK. Things are far from perfect here but we are a more tolerant society - miles ahead of the USA. Thomas, yes miles not kilometres. You asked what do we think? I think you have definitely gone bananas bonnie lad. Why stop at independence for England. Why not Durham or even Seaham. I suppose we could have a border patrol along the edge of Dalton.
IsaacHunt
- Saturday, April 28, 2001 at 17:07:17 (EDT)

I was born in Seaham in 1942 and I still have a brother living there. I left home in 1964 with my husband and 2 children. I still miss my village and visit as often as I can. My mother died there 18 months ago and I have only been back once since but I intend to put that right very soon.
Anne Wilkinson <Anne.wilkinson@vf.Vodafone.co.uk>
Newbury, Berkshire England - Saturday, April 28, 2001 at 17:04:57 (EDT)

macavity, you are the sad person, I think your brain(what there is of it) has been metrified
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Saturday, April 28, 2001 at 17:02:18 (EDT)

Dear "P Catching!" You know it has been such a very long, long time since I was ever at a "Disco!" We do not really have discos in America or even when I was working in Germany from the age of 18-22yrs old. I mean, there are such things as "Retro-Dances" and we all dress as if we were in the 60's and 70's and I suppose disco music and 60's rock 'n' roll is played. Yes, there is beer and wine and other drinks if one cares to drink. I mean, I am a 32 year old adult and when I go to these dances with friends we all have pretty much the same perspective on life and values system. We do not go to drink and get drunk. We are adults and we embrace life. Also, Yes, I suppose there are "Christians" at the discos. What about the disco's you go to - are there any Christians?
Jaccqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, April 27, 2001 at 03:32:56 (EDT)

Hi Victoria! I hope you are doing well. I am keeping busy as ever. I had a great time with my parents last month; now I miss them terribly! The weather is now splendid! with spring in the air and summer closely following. I spoke to Mrs. Wilson a few weeks ago; as I usually do about once per year. I told her that you had your PHD and are very successful. She had said you were always such a hard worker in school and she is very happy for you. I hope you had a beautiful Easter. Take Care and God Bless. Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, April 27, 2001 at 03:31:05 (EDT)

mr, johnson i dont ask for a litre of beer but what ireceive is actually a metric measurement, remember when they changed the capacity of the glasses some years ago. you dont get an imperial pint in pubs, silly. cant comment on miles but we,ll get there. however petrol is served in litres, try going in a garage and ask for a gallon, again, you,ll not get one. so why are you getting upset abut bananas it,s not important we are slowly but surely making yhe transition to metrification. by the way my garden measures 4 chins by 3 roods , how big is it in acres ? if you can answer that you are sadder than i thought.
macavity
- Friday, April 27, 2001 at 03:29:25 (EDT)

P. Catching Takes a one to recognise a one
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Friday, April 27, 2001 at 03:27:47 (EDT)

A couple of writers are offering congrats. to a certain person receiving so-called-honors, the English honors system is a farce and makes our Country a laughing stock worldwide, I say English and not British! Iunderstand that even the Austalians are now refusing to accept so-called honors, So I say scrap the honors, ditch the Titles, join the 21st Century. before NE1 says I say honors. not honours!
Thomas Johnson
Seaham, - Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 12:15:22 (EDT)

George Turns are u related to Elsie Hoye (nee Turns). Miriam Watson (nee Turns) and there Mother Jane Turns. Cheers
Cheers <Seaham@hotmail.com>
Seaham, Durham England - Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 12:13:34 (EDT)

Hell, Jacqueline, is a disco full of christians.
P Catching
Seaham, - Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 12:11:32 (EDT)

How come my messages don't get through these days?
Victoria McCabe <v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk>
Aberdeen, - Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 05:32:42 (EDT)

Hi! I'd like to reply to the comment that tax payers money would be saved if England broke from Wales, Ireland and Scotland. Thinking about all of the coal that has been mined from Seaham, you'd imagine Seaham to be a fabulously wealthy place, however I suspect that most of the coal profits were used elsewhere. Similarly as the oil capital of Europe, Aberdeen is currently being exploited of it's oil. If England and Scotland were to go their seperate ways now, I think that it would be England who faired the worse financially. I also think that there are reasons to complain about how our taxes are spent, but that they require a little more thought than just blaming your closest neighbours. After all, as Dr. Giggles pointed out, the Welsh have acheived things that we can only aspire to. Vix.
Dr Victoria McCabe <v.mccabe@ab.sac.ac.uk>
Aberdeen, - Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 05:31:13 (EDT)

MR Clark Could that be the MR Conky Clark that came to Camden Square in 1947-48 He was the apple the eye of every girl in his class if so congratulations on becoming headmaster and getting the MBC. ex pupil Margaret Carr
Margaret Jones <marga.gos@libertysurf>
Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire UK - Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 04:28:17 (CDT)

*****Congratulations to Harry Clark former headmaster of Camden Square school on receiving the M.B.E. medal ...................Well done "Sir"................
Tom Campbell
Deneside, Seaham UK - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 18:27:49 (EDT)

MCAVITY, Why dont you try going into your local pub and asking for a Litre of beer? have you any roadsigns in your area showing Kilometers?
Thomas Johnson
Ex-Seaham, - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 18:24:13 (EDT)

A message for Isaac - Yes there are still several Turns left in Seaham. I am aware of a Turns family from Murton but I suspect they are distant relatives descended from my Great Great Grandfather's brothers in Sunderland. My Ancestor Benjamin Turns arrived in Seaham as early as 1861 and I have traced his family as far back as the early 1700's in Newcastle, so if you need any help in your search let me know
George Turns <George@turnsg.fsnet.co.uk>
Seaham, Co. Durham England - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 18:21:42 (EDT)

I think you're a fool Mr J.
P.Catching
Seaham, - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 18:17:20 (EDT)

Dear Thomas, you talk about "freedom" Let me give you a bit of reality. Unfortunately, Freedom of Religion in America is contridicted. At American schools children are not allowed to pray or use God. They do not have a Christmas tree or the Cross at Easter. However, sadly, every other religion is accepted. Only Christianity is slowly being ruled out and why? because satan (the devil) hates with all his heart Jesus Christ, therefore, just take a look at the world and society - what has happened to it? It has gone to shambles because people no longer know what " sin" is anymore. Also, here is America is the only country that has on the money "In God Wwe Trust" however, even that, will no longer be - the government has been talking about and trying for years now to get it removed. Why is it that Christianity is attacked so much and frequently? Because it is a true religion and not fantasy. There is a God, Jesus, Blessed Mother and there is a Heaven and a hell. Most pe! ople like to beleive that hell exsists only here on earth - that hell is what you make your life to be. In my opinion, "hell" is the separation between a faith and belief in Jesus Christ. Without having a faith in God and knowing God how can one's heart be filled with love. When we die if our hearts are still seperated from God then to hell we will go and hell is a place seperated from the love of Jesus Christ. Anyway, I have got to go now I will continue this later. Please feel free anyone to give an opinion. Though let your opinion be non-insulting. Rememeber I am not insulting anyone here - I am just giving my thoughts on some issues. Have a great day everyone.
Jacqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 18:07:27 (EDT)

Dear Jacky Markie stop pretending to be a Yank. Why dont you come back to Seaham and sign on like the rest of us lazy good for nothing thick work shy fops.
DR Giggles
Dawdon, - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 18:01:44 (EDT)

: Mr. Johnson you are not very well educated are you ? probaly ex grammar school methinks. Your comments re, metric bananas etc. just prove the point . Why dont you try going into the same shoppe with an old half crown and try and buy a pound of bananas. it would not work i,m afraid . Britain signed up to be the same as the rest of the world some years ago in respect of metrification . Again, how could we compete in the Olympics if we were the only country to run jump swim etc in imperial measurements
MCAVITY
- Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 07:36:10 (EDT)

Jacqueline, nice to see you back again, there have been a few comments on the guest/book about Mr Bush and policies on Capital punishment. I think he was absolutely right in refusing to pardon those murderers and we should pity the poor victims of their hidious crimes rather than call a man only doing his duty as he sees it, so come on lets give the man a chance to prove himself and lets not forget that the USA is our closest friend and allie, give me the USA every time before our so-called friends in Europe. Let us not forget that they(the USA) came to our assistance twice in the 20th Century and without their help and sacrifices we would have been in deep trouble The USA is also a bastion of freedom, a much freer society than ours, after all I have never heard of anyone in America being taken to Court for selling a pound of Bananas have you? a near-neighbour of mine has been fined by the courts for doing just that. I have no objection to schoolchildren being taught metric measures but we should all have the freedom to choose whether we want to order a pound or a kilo. that is what freedom is all about. I do wish we had a bill of rights in this Country like you have over there. I also say we should cut loose from the Scots,Welch and Irish, we have subsidised them long enough, we could cut income tax by 10p/£ if we didn't have to subsidise them so much. What do you think Jacqueline, what do guest/book contributers think?
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 08:45:02 (EDT)

To "Issac" First, I do indeed support President George Bush. However, not for his choice of the death penalty. I will be one of the people in America who will NOT be watching the live lethal injection (Death Penalty) of Timothy Macvey who was responsible for the Oklahoma bombing in 1995. Annway, I support President Bush for the fact he is "trying" to do it better than the former President - Bill Clinton. Mr. President Bush at least has a "team" the Bush Cabinet who are of all moral convictions. Unfortunately, there is not one President who can please everyone. At least President Bush is not a "floosy!" or is engaging in affairs and giving "pardons" to cover his own mistakes. Bill Clinton was the laughing stock of America and the whole world - he was a complete disgrace to America. I do not agree with everything President Bush has to say, but I do think he is trying to help his country and foreign relations. I do realize that Seaham and the North of England in genera! l are as a whole supporters of the "Labour" government (Or, translated in American, supporters of the democratic party) Therefore, I understand your disagreement with my opinion. You and I and probably most people on this guest-book share very different opinions of President Bush and perhaps even of the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair. However, that is not to say that either one of us are wrong in our views and opinions. Always remember that differences of opinions give a balance in society. Though it is a shame that we all could not agree on Jesus Christ and that he is indeed our saviour. Just think how our world would be if we all agreed on that issue. Jesus Christ is love and represents love, forgiveness, compassion, gentleness, kindness, consideration, the truth and all things good and beautiful. If we all agreed that Jesus Christ is the saviour - I bet our world would be completely different. Something to think about?!!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 08:43:01 (EDT)

: Why is this page of the guest-book frequently having problms?
jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 17:34:59 (EDT)

Hi- again , sorry about the typo error. Mrs Quasimodo wasn't listening , she was heating the wok . whoops Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 08:55:54 (EDT)

Hi ! there doesn't seem to be much action on this page lately ! Well,here's my contribution :- Quasimodo came home from work and found his wife hearing up the wok , great said he , " I fancy chinese food tonight , said she " I'm not cooking , I'm just ironing a couple of shirts for you " Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 08:49:50 (EDT)

The follow up raffle at Leng's Snooker Club raised a further £100 for the Sunderland Child Development Unit. This takes the total raised to £400! The Unit gives essential support to children in our area who have special needs and/or learning difficulties. Many thanks to everyone who has been involved in this charity raising fund. Your efforts are truly appreciated!
Joanne Curtis (nee Duggan) <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 06:14:23 (EDT)

Hi would any one no the Turns family from murton, Any information would be of great help as im doning a family tree, And are there any Turns left in seaham
Isaac
- Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 06:12:42 (EDT)

Tony, don’t feel too bad (or proud?} they were bound to come back to haunt us. What we should ask is why Markie, Johnson and others all appear at the same time and feed off each other’s tripe. If they are not the same person then they definitely ‘Pee in the same pot’ Why should anyone have any respect for a supposedly educated, religious woman who supports an execution mad, pro gun lobby, pollution friendly President and then has the front to lecture us on what’s wrong with our country. As for you Ms Johnson – stick to cricket
Isaac
- Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 06:11:48 (EDT)

Regarding your query on the Mining disaster, and the remnants held in the Church, you should obtain a copy of "Troubled Seams" by John McCutcheon which was originally published in 1955 but reprinted in 1994 for the Arts and Museums Dept. of Durham County Council, County Hall, Durham.It has an ISBN 1 897585 07 1
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 19:08:48 (EDT)

The photograph of the waves breaking over Seaham's north pier is available from the Sunderland Echo or local newsagents... many thanks for the compliments... David Allan.
David Allan
- Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 19:07:19 (EDT)

"Billy Whiz" my sister just recently sent me the photo I of the pier that I think you are talking about. She went to the Sunderland Echo office and they sent her one, I am not sure how much they cost but they are excellent photos. I am not sure where you live but I can get the address of the Sunderland Echo office, maybe they have a web page that you can order from too. Good Luck Regards Joan
Joan <mark_watkinson@telus.net>
Canada - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 13:21:37 (EDT)

Dear Jacky Markie what do you know about British politics! As your so fond of telling us, YOU buggered off to the land of the free quite some time ago.So I suggest you shut up and eat your hambugers.Have a nice day now.
: DR Giggles
Dawdon, - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 13:19:30 (EDT)

Hi, there is a church on station rd. that contains a beam with messages scrawled by victims of a mining disaster. Can anyone help me find more info on this sad incident
ron wright <ron.wright@blueyonder.co.uk>
sheffield, s yorks england - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 04:33:01 (EDT)

Well, here we go again. It is increasingly evident that, by entering this Guest Book, some people set in motion a sequence of events over which they have absolutely no control.The comparison of Blair with ---er Bush? The man who wears cowboy boots with the seal of the United States embossed on them? Bush would be out of his depth in a puddle! He sets himself low achievement targets and constantly fails to meet them.He was also elected by completely fraudulant means. Only in America eh!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 04:31:02 (EDT)

Careful Bro. B. from Baltimore
The designer
Universal - Monday, April 16, 2001 at 18:36:54 (EDT)

Oh..Bloody hell here we go again,T.J. and markie are truely ressurrected,(I think they have been away to-gether doing 'God knows what) no doubt any time now we will be recieving a reply to 'Can men and women be friends',(stupid bloody topic for debate) from across the pond.What about T.J. though preferring the company of his own sex (whatever that may be) sounds like a bit of a funny fellow to me.Anyway the purpose of this contribution is to once again apologise to all you normal people out there for for the reawaking of the political/religous condescending duo.I'am so sorry.
Tony the one that matters
Espana - Monday, April 16, 2001 at 18:35:41 (EDT)

Johnathon Bartos - please email me - I believe we are related. thepitmansmate@hotmail.com
re. your entry in the book <thepitmansmate@hotmail.com>
- Monday, April 16, 2001 at 18:33:47 (EDT)

Thomas, I must disagree with you - Men and Women CAN be friends - that is if neither one are attracted to each other. Or, if either one have strong christian convictions and can control their sexual desires. Men and women CAN be just friends.
Jacqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, April 16, 2001 at 18:32:19 (EDT)

Hey! Thomas Johnson! You are right on the right track! I too,support a democratic system for Great Britian. I see no reason why on earth we have a Monarchy. Though the Queen does not govern England I still see no reason for the Monarchy - It is a lost cause and costing British tax payers more than perhaps would if the Monarchy did not exsist. Mind you, Britain needs a better Prime Minister than she has at the moment. Tony Blair is not doing such a great job........
Jacqueline <Mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, April 16, 2001 at 18:30:48 (EDT)

Would anyone know where I can get hold of the pictures of the north pier being lashed by waves. Any email would be appreciated. Cheers Whizz
Billy Whizz <bill_whizz@yahoo.co.uk>
Seaham, Durham England - Monday, April 16, 2001 at 18:29:10 (EDT)

Jacqueline A happy and prosperous Easter to you and yours, can we now look forward to some more guest-book contributions from you? most of the recent letters on this page have been "bitchy" and deserve to be treated with distain and ignored You asked a while ago "can men & women" ever be just friends and after a lot of thought I must conclude NO unless the men or women prefer the company of their own sex, then they could I suppose be friends with the opposite sex. I think you are lucky to be living in a country where the head of state (your President) is elected by the Man(Woman) in the street and not subject to our archaic system of having a head/state decided by birthright. I would support a republican system of election in this country which would be truly democratic, what do you think Jacqueline?
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Monday, April 16, 2001 at 11:38:47 (EDT)

: HAPPY EASTER!!!! I hope everyone has a beautiful and Blessed Easter Day! God Bless! From Your "Guest-Book" Friend, Jacqueline Katherine Mary.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, April 15, 2001 at 17:48:34 (EDT)

I will strive to live with love and care upon the level in the square 1509
Jonahton Bartos
Baltimore, USA - Sunday, April 15, 2001 at 17:47:13 (EDT)

Tony, you've got me... What previous entries???
Sal
Seaham, Durham UK - Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 17:34:24 (EDT)

Sal-thanks for the vote of defence against the dubious Danny from Dawdon.Sorry I had a go about your typing error,but why don't you contribute under your real name,because we can all recognise your style from previous 'enteries'
Tony from Spain
Espana - Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 17:31:42 (EDT)

Does anyone in Seaham know a Lady named Denise Conlon? I would like to know how she is doing,if someone knows her please send me an e-mail.Thanks, Frank
Frank <FXROHIO@aol.com>
California USA - Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 17:29:46 (EDT)

Dear,dear Tony we have got the hump haven't we. The yoy was simply a typing error(which of course you would never make) and was meant to say YOU
Sal
Seaham, Durham UK - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 18:20:57 (EDT)

To Danny from Dawdon. Welcome to the Guestbook. You're entitled to your opinion about Tony from Spain but I think you are wrong.
Sal
Seaham, Durham UK - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 18:17:09 (EDT)

and the mince pie and gravy was disgusting unlike Dawdons.
joe
- Friday, April 13, 2001 at 18:15:14 (EDT)

Sal i think tony from spain can and does take it
Danny from Dawdon
- Friday, April 13, 2001 at 18:13:46 (EDT)

I said earlier you were talking rubbish-What does yoy mean? Sally.
Tony from Spain
Espana - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 18:12:46 (EDT)

: Oh-bloody hell I now seem to have awoken T.J.along with Markie,what a co-incidence eh.He's coming out with his usual childish foolish and immature comments.I do apologise to everyone for these resurrections,I can assure you it was not intended.Got to rush just coming into the marina,on my toy,at least we are not likely to bump into Thomas,because he has fled our shores.Are ya alreet Dr,G.
Tony from Spain
Espana - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 18:11:35 (EDT)

O.K. Tony from Spain so we all know now that you can give it out but yoy can't take it.
Sal
Seaham, Durham UK - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 14:01:07 (EDT)

I'am so sorry G.B. friends I seem somehow to have awoken the sleeping Markie,my sincerest apologies everyone.Jacqueline you are quite right about the price of toys,only now I can afford a real boat which with your blessing I shall continue having fun.As for you Sal'one up on Tony' from somewhere in England,go and have a 7up and stop submitting rubbish comments to the G.B.
Tony From Spain
Espana - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 13:59:14 (EDT)

Hey Willy, I'm still looking for you little brother. I will never give up on you. If your out there PLEASE contact me. I've sent flyers with your picture to over 35 homeless shelters in Minnesota and I still have alot more. I miss you so much, and so does Mom, Dad,Stacy and your little girl Brittney. Please if anyone has seen my little brother contact me, you can go back and read my March 14, 2001 entry for a full discription of Willy. Thanks everyone
Renee Roccaforte (Mestre) <robertrenee@webtv.net>
redwood city, ca USA - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 13:57:06 (EDT)

I agree with the comment of Sal, Tony (peeping Tom) from Spain and his ignorant friend are not worth bothering with and should be put on ignore their puerile rantings are a sign of their immaturity this is a genuine T.J. letter, not like a lot of the forgeries put down to me
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Friday, April 13, 2001 at 13:54:56 (EDT)

joker, are you going tomorrow night?
pitsox
Seaham, - Friday, April 13, 2001 at 13:52:58 (EDT)

Good for you Jacqueline. You're one up on T from Spain.
Sal
England - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 19:06:11 (EDT)

Tony from Spain! I am so glad that I must amuse you. You seem to use my name often enough even when I am not being active in signing the guest-book. At least I always had something worthwhile to say and did not insult people. Well.... What what is the saying......."The only difference between men and boys are the price of the toys." Men are till in many ways like children and love to play... Tony continue having fun.
Jacqueline <Mary markie @aol.com>
USA - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 19:04:47 (EDT)

Does anyone know Doreen or Harry Moore?
louise wolve <laiglejuridique@hotmail.com>
Paris, France - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 19:03:01 (EDT)

This is a Maxi Test.
Mad Max <Maxi@maxidotcom>
- Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 19:01:21 (EDT)

Joanne Duggan ( nee curtis). Gotta be the sweetest redhead I ever did see ;-)
Whiz <: mmm@mmm.com>
Dawdon, Seaham ENGLANG - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 19:00:04 (EDT)

I used to live in Murton and went to Ryhope Grammar from 1962 till 1969. I have only kept in touch with one friend that used to live in silksworth but I would very much like to hear from anyone that remembers me. colin
Colin Ellar <colinellar@onet.co.uk>
London, UK - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 03:12:21 (EDT)

my father's people,the last name harrison, lived in seaham harbour. my father used to say his grandfather was aharbour master or something like that. can anyone give me any information? do i have any relatives out there? k
kate harrison <katemac@ns.sympatico.ca>
Bedford, Nova Scotia Canada - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 03:10:22 (EDT)

Hello Mr. Mason, I've just come across Seaham Harbour On Line and was disappointed that it seemed to stop at the end of 1998. Has it moved somewhere else. The little I found was excellent. Look forward to hearing from you.
Linda Hall
- Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 03:07:29 (EDT)

Born in Seaham. Mother warbride. Came to Canada 1946.Go "home" often to visit relatives. Love the seashore.
: VivienClarke <vday@nt.net>
Kirkland Lake, Ontario Canada - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 03:05:41 (EDT)

Dawdon pit canteen ladies could fight the nacks.
joe
- Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 03:03:18 (EDT)

I don't believe it they have missed out the last most important line-'YOU HAVE HAD YOUR TASTE OF HELL' That's the last time I 'am gannin to write poetry.
The desperate poet from spain <Tony@poetland.com>
espana - Monday, April 09, 2001 at 18:29:04 (EDT)

The Census forms are now being delivered. It would be interesting for future generations if the forms were photocopied and kept with the family papers.Andrea Lee
Andrea <andrea@norwood.u-net.com>
- Monday, April 09, 2001 at 16:05:25 (EDT)

Checking Gay population of Seaham district
arcamark
- Monday, April 09, 2001 at 16:03:57 (EDT)

: A man stood at the pearly gates His face was tired and old He stood before the man of god to seek admission to the fold What have you done?Saint Peter asked to seek admission here He said I've read Markie's 'enteries' for many a many a year. The pearly gates swung open wide,Saint Peter tolled his bell.
Tony from Spain <Poet@Laureat.com>
Espana - Monday, April 09, 2001 at 16:02:42 (EDT)

Checking population of United Kingdom
Census Enumerator <EDC>
- Monday, April 09, 2001 at 13:32:06 (EDT)

Checking submission to guestbook
Sadie <Sadie@daltonet.com>
Seaham, - Monday, April 09, 2001 at 05:16:01 (EDT)

: What's brown and sits on the seafront? ........ Seaham.
Al Zheimer
Naaseby, - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 19:44:01 (EDT)

does anyone know the where abouts of sue @ val bell of parkside seaham
NO Name
- Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 19:42:19 (EDT)

searching for information on the last name of Summerbell.
phylicia <beees@earthlink.net>
anaheim, C.A USA - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 19:40:45 (EDT)

Hi, I hope everyone is doing well. I am now back off my vacation. I had a great time with my parents. America was something really different for my parents! I took them practically all over Chicago as well as introducing them to my friends. They went b ack to England feeling very comfortable and positive with the life I have chosen. The weather is now very beautiful here in Chicago - today it is 73 degrees, sunny and a little windy - but very pleasant! The summer is on it's way - hurray!!! I can't belie ve next weekend is Easter - is it just me or is it really that time is going way too fast these days? I hope you all have a great Easter - God Bless, from your Guest-Book friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 19:38:36 (EDT)

The freedom of speech is dead on this site
daz <dapa000@aol.com>
Free World - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 19:36:36 (EDT)

Daltondope is really Thomas Johnson. Ask me how I know? The Private Eye
Private Eye <gumshoe@hotmail.com>
- Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 19:32:48 (EDT)

Hi-Seaham Satalite , you made me laugh at your Geronimo response , but did you really want me to laugh at your 2nd response ? who's side do you think I'm on ? Unless they all caught some dreadful disease in India you don't have a hope in hell's chance ,but I wish you well ! Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian
South Australia - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 07:51:51 (EDT)

P Catching, You are losing the argument Laddie. try and say something funny for a change.
Dalton Dope <dopeatthedale.com>
- Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 05:08:20 (EDT)

Oz Brian, We true-blue Englishmen Are going to whop the Aussies at Cricket this Summer, who's side are you on Mate?
Seaham Satalite
- Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 05:06:58 (EDT)

Question - Whats brown & Sits on a wall? Answer - Humpty Dump.(Happy Easter)
Joker <Laff@joke>
- Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 05:05:52 (EDT)

I would like to thank everyone who attended the Charity night at Lengs Snooker Club on Thursday 5th April in aid of the Child Development Unit at Sunderland. The event was a huge success and we raised £300. The Snooker Club are holding a further raff le over the coming week to raise even more money. Please give your support. Thanks to everyone who donated prizes for the raffle and also to everyone who took part.
Joanne Curtis (nee Duggan) <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 05:04:39 (EDT)

Janet,Samson and myself saying hello seaham
Paul <pscollen@hotmail.com>
Easington Colliery, Co.Durham England - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 04:54:46 (EDT)

Oz Brian, If Geromimo jumped out of a Plane with a Parachute, he'd shout Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie! If he forgot to put a chute on he'd cry sh-t, sh-t sh-t
Seaham Satalite
- Friday, April 06, 2001 at 11:30:37 (EDT)

Well Norbert, six lines of poorly constructed English - and this is you "not responding"! Heaven forfend you should actually risk a reply!
P. Catching
Seaham, - Friday, April 06, 2001 at 11:28:30 (EDT)

Arthur Two Strokes and the Chart Commandoes... now that was a band. Betsy,was who I meant, spoke to him today
joe <joemacveigh@netscapeonline.co.uk>
- Friday, April 06, 2001 at 11:27:20 (EDT)

Why is it so ? When goods are transported by road ,they are shipped .When goods are transported by ship they are called cargo . Why is a boxing ring square .If Geronimo jumped out of a plane , what would he yell ???? Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian
South Australia - Friday, April 06, 2001 at 09:20:11 (EDT)

Still looking for a second hand log burning stove. Can anyone help?
Ray Cambell <thepitmansmate@hotmail.com>
- Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 15:18:52 (EDT)

P Catching, you have clearly not spotted my reluctance to to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed , not to mention anonymous, person.If ignorance is bliss, then you are probably the worlds happiest person.However, I suspect that as long as you re tain your presence in the Guestbook, you are depriving some village of its idiot.When you eventually gain the courage to attach an identity to your comments, then I will respond!Villageidiot.com will simply not do by the way!I will test you!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 15:16:47 (EDT)

Norbert! You deny all knocker knowledge now but only a few days ago you were telling us that knockers have opinions. Have a wee chat with yourself matey and see if you can get your story straight.
P Catching
Seaham, - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 19:02:10 (EDT)

I'm not sure that your response displays genuine xenophobia, or ignorance of the type displayed in your geographical knowledge; but have decided to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it is meant to be humourous!To be honest, I saw no knockers ; I was too busy avoiding humps!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 08:06:05 (EDT)

I write to suggest that a useful link on the website would be to:- http://www.education-jobs.co.uk
Byron <byrona@royal.net>
UK - Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 17:27:18 (EDT)

: Nobby Nobby - keep out of Seaham and leave our knockers out of it! Glad you're back in the land of Oz - give our regards to the wizard AKA Dr Giggles...;
P Catching
Seaham, - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 18:28:44 (CDT)

Does anyone have family or friend that are at,or were at Beachcomber or Beachview homes. I've just found out my Gran can't take care of herself and the family is looking at those homes. I checked their web site and everything looks fine but if anyone h as any personal info I'd be much obliged.And yes Ed I think the news debates would be a great idea. Thanks to your news page I found out about the Hall opening and looking forward to staying there in Sept when we get home and see all Seaham improvements.
Lesley Roberts <ladyboss67@yahoo.co.uk>
Phoenix, Arizona USA - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 18:27:24 (CDT)

: Question. Why do Elephants have Big Ears. - Answer. Because NODDY won't pay the ransom
Joker <Laff@joke>
- Monday, April 02, 2001 at 13:04:57 (EDT)

Does anyone have an old log burning stove they don't want/ would like to sell. The type I'm after is black cast iron with double doors at the front. Appearance isn't too important as it is only for outside use. Look forward to hearing if anyone can hel p. Thanks, Ray
R Cambell <thepitmansmate@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 08:28:58 (EDT)

Lengs Snooker Club is due to host a charity night on Thurs 5th April in aid of the Child Development Unit in Sunderland. Attractions include spots by Dave Curtis and John Mckenzie, loads of karaoke and top music, it promises to be a great night. Please come along and support this very worthy cause, the Child development unit does sterling work to provide help for children w ith learning difficulties in the area. SO PLEASE COME ALONG ON THURS 5 APRIL AND GIVE YOUR SUPPORT AND ENJOY YOURSELF!!!!
Paul Duggan <ptduggan@btinternet.com>
- Monday, April 02, 2001 at 02:18:24 (EDT)

Let's have your news and events for the HARBOUR NEWS folks. Does anyone think it would be a good idea to have a regular "Single Issue" page where individuals could air there views (supported by facts) about town issues. The current issue could be pos ted on the "Single Issue" page and you could debate it in the Guestbook and vote on it. After a suitable period (say two weeks) the result of the vote would be posted and another issue set up. Nice to have you back safely Colin.
Ed Mason <mace@daltonet.com>
Seaham, Durham UK - Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 19:02:26 (EDT)

the Guestbook.
Sal
Seaham, Durham UK - Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 18:08:25 (EDT)

This town is the best and we wouldn't want to live any where else!!!!!
Heather Ashley and Elaine
Seaham, - Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 18:05:17 (EDT)

NO BUMPS ON SEAHAM PATH Well, I'm home again after three weeks away which included a brief visit to Seaham.I inspected the infamous Dalton-le-Dale humps, all eight of them, and reached the conclusion after the third thump that they serve the purpose for which they were intended,so end of story.I also had a tour of Seaham with Ed Mason which showed that, contrary to some opinion, the Seaham Council are doing their very best within the resources available to them to improve the place. Much of what I saw was considerably more positive than would be believed of the "knockers" some of whom seem to have a very negative approach. Having some experience in Works Management myself, I can understand how difficult it is to please all of the people all of the time, and even knockers have opinions. But to do nothing is to stagnate, and that means you go backwards, not forward. So well done Ed, and thanks for the time yourself and Sadie allowed me.
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 18:03:10 (EDT)

Have just had 10 wonderful days in Tenerife Heard a few rumours that I was being "hunted" by a certain Seaham exile from Spain, but he was (as usual) looking in the wrong place! Best wishes to Jacqueline and all Guest/book users.
Thomas Johnsom
Ex Seaham - Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 18:00:55 (EDT)

I like getting drunk. Do any of you people like getting drunk?
DrGiggles
- Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 17:59:24 (EDT)

To "Curious" I think my parents do not like "American Food" in terms of the huge quantity that are served. Also, my parents are use to the food they eat at home. A cooked meal with 5 vegetables. Over here I go to restaraunts and will order pasta and it will come with one vegetable. Or I will get steak and it will come with 1 or 2 vegetables. I think my parents are just being picky. I mean, I love America - it is a very different culture to England. They are having a great time - I hope, it is just they are 66 and 65 years old and they like to find something to complain about. They also cannot get over all the driving that I do. As I live in the country I drive an hour to get to the city, a hour to get to one suburb and an hour to get to another. Also 30 minutes to get to the stores and to church etc... Whereas, that is very far to my parents and to me it is second nature - I am use to it. I think nothing about driving one hour or 30 minutes to church. Again, they can! see the very different life I live over here. Also, because I am still single I like to eat out a lot! I am just on my own schedule and do whatever I want. The only time frame I have is for work. Otherwise, I am single without a boyfriend (boo-hoo!) or without children and my life is totally different in terms of how my parents remember me when I was at home.
jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 17:58:01 (EDT)

Question - Why did the pie cross the road. Answer - Because he was "MEAT N' POTATOE"
Joker <Laff@joke>
- Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 17:55:38 (EDT)

Otis Lift and the Elevators! That was a good band - complete with alternative fire jugglers outside the gig - happy daze....weird but happy. I can recall seeing John Smith of Seaham winning the Bob Geldof lookalike competition on the television during Band Aid. Knowing someone who's been on telly is as near as I'll get to my fifteen minutes of fame - thank god!
P Catching
Seaham, - Saturday, March 31, 2001 at 11:07:27 (EST)

: In 1966 I spent the Summer in England and met a young woman there named Denise Conlon from Seaham.If anyone knows anything about Her I would appreciate an e-mail as to what has become of Her. Thank You, Frank
Frank <FXROHIO@aol.com>
California USA - Saturday, March 31, 2001 at 11:05:44 (EST)

: hi to all from the studmuffin
s.bunts <sbunts@yahoo.com>
seaham, durham england - Friday, March 30, 2001 at 19:42:16 (EST)

What do you mean Jacqueline by American food? The majority of it is made up of ethnic groups like italian, chinese etc nothing really weird and there's always chips to fall back on.
Curious
- Friday, March 30, 2001 at 19:37:48 (EST)

: I am a direct descendant of Ld B, but by family oral tradition, only. I cannot prove it.
Geoff Burgess <100766.2106@compuserve.com>
Bicester, Oxon UK - Friday, March 30, 2001 at 19:36:34 (EST)

Small world indeed! I served a guy a pint in Newquay who worked as a look-a-like with none other than John Smith! (aka Bob Geldof). This guy was a Freddie Mercury lookalike.. presumably he's out of work now.
: Ottis Lift and the Elevators
- Friday, March 30, 2001 at 19:34:18 (EST)

Roxy weren't the only ones to grace the Dun Cow auditorium. I once saw a band called Arbre in Brighton who told me they'd once played the Cow - big world! PS Where is Doug Tooth now?.......one to ponder!
P. Staines
Seaham, - Friday, March 30, 2001 at 02:06:17 (EST)

P. Staines, I too caught Roxy Music when they played the Dun Cow - a canny turn indeed. I was suprised to find that Brian Ferry drinks halves! ..not a real man at all - he hasn't even got a moustache.
anal fury
- Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 13:30:08 (EST)

Hi Sadie Mason. My parents are having just a great time! I am just loving them being here. They arrived on Tuesday late afternoon. Yesterday we went into the city and did some sightseeing. We are going again today, after we go for Brunch at my friend home. I am not sure they like Anerican food too well though! But so far they are having fun.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 13:28:28 (EST)

Hi-Beardy , I didn't know I was missed or missing ! we weren't having a Mia death experience, we were having a "Boob " experience [ Bored Out Of Our Brains ].If it had hit us we would still have had a " Boob " experience [Blown Out Our Beds ] TONY, So glad you managed to stay out of the water , one can only take so much water , unless you have a bottle of something to mix with it, and Ladies I'm happy to have brought laughter to your days, more can only help us all , Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 05:46:43 (EST)

I can only find one B & B address on this site for Mrs E. Bond at 2 Bath Terrace. Are there any other B & B's?? Grateful for any info. Thanks.
Helen Pieri <bullabong@hotmail.com>
High Barnet, Herts UK - Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 02:19:47 (EST)

Love the idea of the news page, so I can keep up with more events until I get home later this year. Keep up the great work!
Lesley Roberts <ladyboss67@yahoo.co.uk>
Phoenix, Arizona USA - Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 02:17:38 (EST)

Jacqueline. Hope your parents are enjoying their visit. Give them our regards.
Sadie M <Sadie@daltonet.com>
Seaham, UK - Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 18:53:59 (EST)

Well, frankly mister Shankly you're quite right. I'll admit to being part of a "canny torn" in the same way that Roxy Music once were. By the way, I didn't know you wrote such bloody awful poetry - lovely repast, tell your mater.
P Staines
SEAHAM, - Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 18:51:26 (EST)

P. Staines - I've heard you're a canny turn... up there with me marra Davie Bowie (of the Parkside Bowies..)
Mr Shankly <frankly@mrshankly.com>
- Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 15:33:43 (EST)

We have added a SEAHAM HARBOUR ONLINE NEWS page. We will attempt to keep this regularly updated with what's going on in the Town. If you wish to have any events or happenings included you can do this from the NEWS page. You'll find it at http://www.seaham.com/news/
Ed Mason <: mace@daltonet.com>
Seaham Harbour, Co Durham UK - Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 15:31:10 (EST)

Oz Brian and Co. Not heard from you in a while. Have you all recovered from your MIR Death Experience? You can come out again …… it’s gone.
Beardy <peterb@rolt2000.fsnet.co.uk>
Cheshire - Tuesday, March 27, 2001 at 17:45:29 (EST)

hallo all
s-bunts
seaham, - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 16:11:29 (EST)

is any one having trouble on aol ceep getting disconnected please e mail me.
paul <paulwoodward2001@yahoo.com>
sunderland, uk seaham - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 04:44:59 (EST)

i see there is still loads of people signing the guest book just wanted to say hi to all the people of seaham se ya
stephen bunts <sbunts@yahoo.com>
seaham, durham uk - Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 21:08:43 (EST)

Happy Mothers Day everyone. Don't forget the flowers.
Sandman
Seaham, Co.Durham - Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 07:00:27 (EST)

Brian, even I liked that story - it made me laugh too! I am going to try to remember it so I can tell my friends - it is great! Where did you hear it from? Or is it one of your own? Hope you are well!
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 24, 2001 at 02:42:35 (EST)

Don't knock Manchester,I've been to Dawdon
Andy
Aberdeen, - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 17:41:56 (EST)

Great story Oz. we all nearly fell off the bloody boat laughing.Still keeping our 'San Miguel'eyes peeled for the 'BITER'
Tony approching the marina
International Thomas hunt area - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 17:40:30 (EST)

Brian, thanks for the little story it really made me laugh.
Lesley Roberts <: ladyboss67@yahoo.co.uk>
Phoenix, Arizona USA - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 10:56:25 (EST)

P Staines, You're about 35 years to late with that crack, its the story of my life! but I'm stuck with it my friend and the name has grown on me.
Richard Head <dickhead@yahoo.com>
Sunderland, UK - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 10:54:23 (EST)

Hi! folks,I'll try to inject some humour into the guestbook ,in your cold lives, and the country's trying times,with an item in our local newsletter. Subject : What happens if the E-Mail address is incorrect??? The following ~~~~~ After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation at Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip tp Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the Airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain. Upon arrival at the hotel the next day he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and it's weather was almost uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an E-mail, but due to his haste he made an error in the address. His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband has died only the day before. When the grieving widow opened her E-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a scream and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen: Dearest wife, departed yesterday, as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied, Received conformation of your arrival tomorrow. Your loving husband. P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here. Have a good day , Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian <balhaven@iprimus.com.au>
South Australia - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 07:56:54 (EST)

To "Old Aquaintance" Hi, my parents will be visiting me this coming Tuesday 27th March for a week. I am very happy indeed! I can hardly wait! Yes, my sister did remarry. She is very happy and has been married for 10 years. She has three boys,(All to he r wonderful 2nd husband - he is really nice indeed.) ages 10, 5 and 4 I think those are their ages - around those ages. I keep in touch with a few people via Christmas cards and Easter cards. Andrea Spurr, Amanda Philips(now Hemmings) Lesley Knight (now W ebster) Deborah Macdonald and AnneMarie Swan. Though, I never receive cards from them, except from AnneMarie; and Gayle Mason and I e-mail each other. Also, I e-mail Victoria Macabe now and then. I do hear about different ones from school etc... through t he internet (Guest-Book!) and every now and then my mom or sister will tell me they saw someone or another I use to know..........................I would like to know who you are - you can e-mail me if you wish. (MaryMa! rkie@aol.com)I hope you are well. GOd Bless, your old school friend, Jacqueline.
jacqueline <marymarkie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 03:24:06 (EST)

Dont knock Seaham, I have been to Manchester!!!!! OHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
R Black
Seaham, - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 19:39:55 (EST)

Jacqueline-did your parents have a good time visiting you in America? Glad your sister is doing well-did she remarry? Who do you keep in touch with from school (if anyone!)
old acquaintance
Seaham, - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 19:38:05 (EST)

Hi, don't know if you've gone yet Colin, but I hope you and your family have a great holiday, I got some photos from my sister who paid a visit to Seaham 3 weeks ago, the beach looks great and very clean. I would love to go back and see the changes, yo u will have to let me know what it is like for you, how many years since you were back? J.M. Happy belated birthday, hope you had a good one. Hi to everyone on the guest book.
Joan
Canada - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 19:36:11 (EST)

First look on guest book, been to Seaham few times, and i have to say it's the most culturally enlightening place i have ever been to, the arts, it famed gastronomic outlets, it's gentile towns people, i just find it the most delightful, cultural, spi ritual and aesthtically pleasing place i have ever had pleasure to experience ,that is having been all over the world, Boston vs Seaham, Boston blown out the water everytime................................................................................................................ The only thing that spoils this site are detractors who have yet to taste the full blown delights of LCL super strength and view this wonderous place through the Federation Breweries most famous product's goggles. So Miss M come back to the glorious wind swept utopia that is Seaham, consume a glass of the finest LCL money can buy and you too will forget conventional religion as Seaham in it's new form will become a religion unto it's self and you will bond forever with it's faithful disciples that are Mr Madheed amd Knee Pad and conflict will be no more. Ahmen
: armiek=arenightm
Mars - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 11:06:04 (EST)

Whatever's happened to M/s Markie and that Thomas feller? Have they been frightened off the Guest/Book or cat got their tongues?
Seaham Resident
Seaham, - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 11:03:50 (EST)

To Jacqueline Armes, Happy Birthday! Do not ask me how I remember it is your Birthday - but I do! Amazing! Though, I remember a lot of people's Birthdays. I have a great memory for that - it is a shame my sense of direction was not as good. Anyway, hop e you are having a great ? Birthday. I will not say how old you are - though I am guessing you are around 2 - 3 years older than John; and he is two almost three years older than myself. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! God Bless from an old "Family Friend!" Jacqu eline.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 11:02:27 (EST)

: Richard Head! What sort of name is that? Bet your friends call you Dick..... Get yersel a hat bonny lad and cover yersel up!
P Staines
Seaham, - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 11:00:13 (EST)

Very interesting and informative Guest-book, certain corresspondents however seem to have a lot to say.
Richard Head
Sunderland, T/W UK - Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 15:13:21 (EST)

my thanks to all who offered help with road map very good results,Ileft seaham in1938 i think i would get lost now on ce again thanks for your help,LES
L. Price <A337audi@aol.com>
Biggleswade, Beds UK - Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 06:37:11 (EST)

ms, markie, glad your staying in u.s.a. a nation that wears nike and tommy hilfigger gear deserves you. my gear comes from ethel austin, not cambodia made by a 9 year old. although good old george minge , sorry i meant bush will put a stop to that
macavity
- Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 17:22:49 (EST)

To Kneepads in the long grass-Come on old chappie ,we are getting a bit hard for subject matter,What...
Tony from Spain
Gods - Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 17:21:20 (EST)

Jacqueline, wise up, don’t get wound up. For someone so educated and well travelled you are very predictable. If you were a fish you would get caught every day. Life does not have to be too serious. The best way of dealing with your fishermen friends f rom the docks is not to rise to the bait. Smile and have a nice day. Luv xxx
Beardy <: peterb@rolt2000.fsnet.co.uk>
- Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 17:19:42 (EST)

Jackie my dear, how does it feel now the shoe is on the other foot? - I am obviously getting on your nerves just like you get on everyones bloody nerves on the guestbook. Lighten up little girl. God bless!!
Knee pads in the long grass
London, - Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 15:21:59 (EST)

Would someone tell me what is happening about a proposed icerink in seaham if there is us peps from sunderland will use it because crowtree will not be reopened as far as we have been told
safcrule <safcrule@postmaster.co.uk>
Sunderland UK - Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 09:20:44 (EST)

As an Ex Seaham Woman now married to a Welshman I along with my spouse took offence at the ramblings of MS Robinson and wish to point out to Mr Johnson that the Welsh are not whingers but are a nation of hard working and talented individuals who like m yself contribute significantly to the British economy. The majority of the Welsh people have a great sence of humour and are able to laugh at themselves but in the case of MS Robinson it was purely a malicious racial comment.
safrule <safcrule@postmaster.co.uk>
Sunderland, Tyne and Wear UK - Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 09:18:34 (EST)

The nack canteen had the worst spuds in the National Coal Board
joe
- Monday, March 19, 2001 at 18:34:21 (EST)

: To "knee Pad in Long Grass" I take such an offense at your ignorant remarks. Where the heck you get that I was fat is beyond me! You know to this day, I am 32 years old today, I actually weigh 8 stone and 6 pounds. I am very proportioned for my heigh t of 5 feet 3 inches tall. I work out/swim and run 3-5 miles 3 -4 times per week. I eat only healthy food - very rarely do I eat Pizza's, chocolate and red meat. I do not know who you are, you are obviously a coward as you do not even reveal your real nam e. However, you are probably not someone I wish to communicate with, so please go and bug someone else and get a life!
jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, March 19, 2001 at 18:33:05 (EST)

: I knew Jacqueline when she was at school and you are all wrong she was never FAT she was always very slim and slight.
Anon
- Monday, March 19, 2001 at 18:31:04 (EST)

Leave the fence Jackie, you could have more fun in the shed.
Samatha Greaves <sg@hm.com>
- Monday, March 19, 2001 at 18:30:00 (EST)

Ms. Markie - you mention you did not date until you were 19 and a half - surely you must mean STONES and not your age and I am sure a lot of people would just love to know where they can obtain an adjustable nose. God bless.
Knee pads in the long grass
London, - Monday, March 19, 2001 at 14:00:46 (EST)

Ms. Markie - you mention you did not date until you were 19 and a half - surely you must mean STONES and not your age and I am sure a lot of people would just love to know where they can obtain an ajustable nose. God bless.
Knee pads in the long grass
London, - Monday, March 19, 2001 at 14:00:20 (EST)

: I really take offense to the comments from: "Macavity" and "Knee Pads In The Long Grass." I was NEVER FAT! and I am still NOT FAT! I think you may be thinking of another Jacqueline. I actually remember one Jacqueline in my year who was a little on th e heavier side. Also, she was a little more "rough and tumble" so to speak. Maybe you are talking about her. I was always thin and was called such names as "Rattle Ribs" "Tin Ribs" "Skinny Minnie" etc... as well as "Concord" When I was younger I was so th in as was my face that my nose looked too long for my face. Though, Thank God! I have filled out a little now I am older and my nose adjusts very attractively to my face. Actually, I am more attractive now, than when I was younger - (Thank you to God!) Al so, I NEVER hung out at the Docks! I was pretty much a quiet girl - though, for whatever reason always seemed to get myself into trouble at school and with people! I was in the Church Choir, in the Brownies and Girl Guide! s and was a member of the Seaham Ametures. I am telling you, you have the wrong young woman you are thinking of. Besides, I did not date until I was 19 and a half when I went away to work in Germany. So you see, you are completely wrong! and I take offens e at your remarks. Though, I realize half or most of the "guest-book" enteries are written all with "good fun!" and "Humor" However, some enteries can really be hurtful; even if you don't mean for them to be. Anyway, take care and God Bless. Your "guest-b ook" friend, Jacqueline Markie.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, March 19, 2001 at 03:54:31 (EST)

ms, markie i remember you, you left seaham because you were caught in bed with next doors garden shed
mcavity
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 19:06:33 (EST)

Jacqueline; May-be one day but not to day May the Good Lord smile upon you***
Julie
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 18:30:45 (EST)

Don't worry 'as a young man I was taught to be cautious',have you heard he's coming down here into Spanish waters,God forbid...
tony from spain
espania - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 18:29:45 (EST)

Jackie, Jackie, Jackie - I have just worked out who you are. Yes, you are the Jackie that used to hang around the docks on a Friday night waiting for the boats to come in and I have to say that you ARE a large girl and have never been skinny. How can y ou say you have never heard of LCL - we sank a few around the harbour together.
Knee pads in the long grass
London, - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 15:59:21 (EST)

To Shocked, you are right.in your last entry about Slim etc. Welcome back.
Sal
Seaham, Uk - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 14:04:09 (EST)

: An Interesting Observation: It was clearly noticable that quite a few members of the guest-book had made complaints about me when I was using the guest-book more frequently thna should have a few weeks/months ago. Even though I was not using offensiv e language or being insulting to individuals. I was merely being annoying to some, only because of my expressive opinions. However, I have noticed not one person has complained about "Mr. Slim" who continues to write in almost an "Island" language - perha ps, "ebonics" (African/American language)and is completely insulting not only people but the town of Seaham. I ask you - now where is your loyalty to Seaham? My word! You had plenty to say to me! and certainly put me in my place! But here, here! Along com es "Slim" and he can "Rap" away at insulting people and the town and no-one says a thing! I am amazed!
Shocked <mm>
USA - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 14:02:00 (EST)

: to get street map of seaham www.streetmap.co.uk seaham is on there somwhere
mad max
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:59:37 (EST)

: Nice one Isacc, you suckered Thomas good and proper that time, and he "thinks you could be right there" written by his own hand,
News Review <The Sunday Chimes>
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:58:33 (EST)

: Happy St Patrick's day [for yesterday], got mashed down the local due to Guinness being £1.00 a pint. I have a serious hangover... Pricey, if you read this or if anybody who knows Paul tell him, I'll see you in Dublin next weekend for the non-rugby match...
joe <joemacveigh@netscapeonline.co.uk>
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:57:08 (EST)

Tony - Thomas said he wouldn't be interested in you unless your name ended with an "i". You of course that he has an exposed japs eye, and as the saying goes, "an eye for an eye" I'd be a little cautious if I were you.
Cautious <Veery cautious>
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:54:50 (EST)

TO L. PRICE. Go to upmystreet.com then put in the Seaham post code (start with SR7 then any 3 others eg. 4BD) and you will get the next best thing for free on your PC. If you want greater detail than this you'll have to get somone to purchase locally f or you and send it on. Hope this helps.
Helper
Seaham, - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:53:03 (EST)

Early tomorrow I am leaving for 10 wonderful days in Teneriffe, before I leave however I would like to wish Jacqueline a very happy Birthday, have a great day tomorrow Jacqueline, I will certainly miss reading your missives but will "catch up" on my re turn, Happy Bithday and God Bless
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
UK - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:51:11 (EST)

I think the followingis very apt and much to the point: The Man cried out "God speak to me" and a Bird sang, but the Man did not hear! So the Man yelled "God speak to me" and the thunder rolled across the sky but the Man still did not listen. So the Man said "God let me see you" and a Star was born and shone brightly but the Man did not notice. So the Man shouted "God show me a miracle" and a Baby was born, but the Man did not know. So the Man cried out "God let me know you are there" whereupon God reached down and touched the Man, but the Man brushed away the Butterfly and walked on. The moral of the story is, don't miss out on a blessing because it is not "packaged" the way you think it should be, remember that God is everywhere, God bless all on this Holy Sabbath
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:49:17 (EST)

TO MR PEE CATCHING SLIM DA MAIN MAN IN DA HOUSE.FOGGINS IN DA BUS SOP DONT EVEN BORROW FAGS NEVER MIND A MAP.ANYWAY IT AINT GOT DALTON TURF ON IT.SO IT WILL BE NO WICKED.DA TURF DRAWA DA GEEZA WHO ERBAL REMEDYS DA MAPS WOULDENT LET IT RIP DA PLACE NO D ISRESPECT TO DA DOLTON CREWBIT DATS WOT HE SIAD.DA WICKEDEST PLACE TO CHECK A MAP IS DA MAP SHOP.WELL GOT TO GO NOW IAM ALMOST AT DA ERBAL REMEDY SHOP.(RESPECT)
DA MAIN MAN SLIM
DA REAL SEAHAM HARBOUR, - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 11:44:56 (EST)

Randy, The only humping going on in the Dale is to do with the shaking-up of Motorists passing through the place, as all the snooty residents are old and decrepid thers not much "humping" going on at all
dick tracy
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 06:55:13 (EST)

Tony from Spain, Missing you? can't remember having you and I wouldn't be interested unless your name ended with an "i". Do enjoy reading your banter tho. good luck from
Thomas Johnson
UK - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 06:54:03 (EST)

: To L Price in Biggleswade. For the street Map you referred to. Try Foggins, The Bus Stop, Seaham Co Durham. They might have one.
P Catching
Seaham, - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 06:52:49 (EST)

Thomas, if you haven't figured out what I meant by the "pen name" I used, then you are not what I thought you were, or you would have worked it out immediately. Not to worry.
Brian Orwell Arthur Zuccini
Seaham, - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 06:51:08 (EST)

I wonder if anyone can tell me where i can purchase a street map of seaham,have tried down south,no luck.would be much obliged for any info yous sincerly LESl
L. Price <A337audi@aol.com>
Biggleswade, Beds - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 17:57:36 (EST)

What's the matter Thomas,are you missing me?
Tony from Spain
Spain - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 17:55:50 (EST)

I'd like some more information on humping in Dalton le Dale please. Can anyone help?
Randy <Randy@ao;.co.uk>
Crewe - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 17:54:43 (EST)

: Issac Hunt, You could be right my friend, will have to check more carefully in future, regards
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 17:53:15 (EST)

TO ALL GUESTBOOKERS, ALL ENTRIES WHICH WERE HELD UP DUE TO A PROBLEM WITH THE SERVER ARE NOW (HOPEFULLY) ENTERED.
Sadie <sadie@daltonet.com>
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 12:11:22 (EST)

: Thomas. I am no great cricket fanatic. Footie is more my scene but I thought the Aussies were actually coming over here this summer and they were to give us a pasting.
Issac Hunt
- Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 12:08:48 (EST)

: Well, well, Mr Oz Brian. You hit the nail neatly when you talk about "the rules of cricket that applied at the time". My point is that leg theory should now be returned to the game with the death of the man for whom it was suspended. I have nothing a gainst Mr Bradman though it's sad to see a game modified to suit the weakness of one player. Given your rabid pro Australianism I take it you're an immigrant to the place. I wonder whether you could explain to me why it is that bowlers who skittle out Aus tralian batsmen are quickly accused of 'chucking'? Perhaps it's just coincidence..
The Skipper <batsman@wicket.com>
Cheltenham - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 12:07:23 (EST)

Jacquiline, Can Men & the Fairer sex just be Platonic type friends? My dear that will take a lot of thinking about! Its even harder than asking can the Israili's and Arab's kiss and make up? Will get back to you on that one, by the way my comment of 15th Feb. was a joke I heard at my local Club!
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 12:05:14 (EST)

: Nice response to Skipper Brian (on the infamous "body-line" bowling)but I nevertheless thought you were wasting your words to some extent.I mean, what would a Pom know about cricket? Or rugby? Or tennis? (unless the Pom is a Canadian of course).Or an y sport played internationally? The main sporting achievement is football hooliganism, at which, by world standards, they excel, but sadly (you guessed it) not at the game.Sad, but true!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 12:01:53 (EST)

Tony from Spain,You say that "this may be the last contribution" you make to the Guest book! I hope you're not jusy saying that to make us all feel good, I think you are another "weakest link" Mate
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 12:00:10 (EST)

So the Welsh are taking offence at the "ramblings of a certain T.V. presenter! Shame on them, will they (the Welsh) never learn to take a joke or mild wind-up without shouting Racist? It is the same with the Scottish and to a lesser extent the Irish. They are quick to condemn, without reading between the lines and having a good laugh at themselves. Is it only us English who can take a joke in the U.K.? I think its time for us English to "cut loose" from the U.K and go it alone,lets stop subsidising the Welsh, Scotish and Irish to the tune of Billions of ££££ eah year, they certainly dont appreciate the sacrifices we make on their behalf, lets start talk ing about independance for the English and cut loose those humourless moaning W. I. & Ss What do other English People think? The savings we make could be spent on lots of things like a reduction in Taxes more Hospitals for England, there would still be a place for any foreigner who wanted to come here to work and pay their way, but lets cut loose from the whingers!
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham >
UK - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:54:55 (EST)

How about some positive thinking on these le-Dale humps? They have the potential to become a local attraction. With a bit of slick marketing, and the addition of a few stalls along the side of the road selling plastic models of the humps, and baseball caps with "I Humped Seaham" on them.Pretty soon you could get a Euro Grant for new business ventures, then you could franchise the humps to Murton and Ryhope, and maybe even Peterlee, though they are a bit slow to accept new technology up there.There woul d a decrease in unemployment due to the need to provide traffic wardens, or "Hump Controllers".What an opportunity!
nobby <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:52:54 (EST)

Sitting on the outside looking in as I am, I suspect there is more to these humps than meets the eye (or shock-absorber)and there-in lies the clue. Could it be that whoever installed the humps was given a back-hander by the garage selling new shocks? P erhaps an expose` letter to the Editor of the Sun could throw open Page 3 to some Seaham humps? They could then be marketed as a tourist attraction!Stalls could be set up all along Dalton-le-Dale road selling plastic replicas of the humps, and baseball ca ps with "I humped Seaham" on them.
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:51:25 (EST)

HAIRYCHEST Well said that man, I remember the accident you refer to, didn't it take out a section of fence where the relatives place flowers annually in remembrance. ALSO were they not Seaham folk who were killed on their way to an early shift at a Pe terlee factory. If you think about it, gritting Dalton-le-Dale roads benefits those who pass through the village more than the people living in it, obviously, they use more of the road. That's enough from me, by the way I assume you're male - hairychest a n' all that!
Daler
- Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:49:55 (EST)

Oh Mr Jolly. Taking the intellectual line eh? I can see I'm not a match for you when it comes to clever repartee. Getting back to your earlier point about local councillors - how about it? It's easy, you speak up with your real name, you stand for elec tion and then, if you're chosen, you work hard for your community whilst being insulted by all the lazy people of the town. Now, you could do that couldn't you? I'm sure you're not a bit frightened of hard work and a few half witted insults. Come on out o f your closet Mr Jolly - let's see what you're made of.
P Catching
Seaham, - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:47:51 (EST)

I am a teacher at Westlea Primary School and we are currently on-line looking at your website. Hopefully in the summer term class 4, 28 year 2 children will be visiting Seaham Coastal Centre as part of their geography work. If you have any information you could send us prior to our visit, we would be extremely grateful. Yours sincerely,
Westlea Children
Seaham, - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:46:02 (EST)

: Hello Mr Jolly,Brill letter on 4th March couldnt agree with you more.As for you Catching put your name to good use and go Catching the rats in the Daltonite beck.Oh sorry I forgot to introduce myself Dicks the name Dick Tracy.
Dick Tracy
Seaham, England - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:44:30 (EST)

Brian Orwell Arthur Zuccini, I dont understand your criticism of 5th March? Are you responding to one of my letters or a forgery put down to me?
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, UK - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 11:36:24 (EST)

Stop Press, What a great win for the England Cricket Team against the Sri Lankans, it was a hard fought game, but we prevailed in the end. It augers well for our Summer tour down in the Colonies, when our Australian friends will have a real battle on their hands! Look out Oz Brian & Co the Mother Country is coming to tan your hides.
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
UK - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 08:44:53 (EST)

I have a message from beyond the grave for Mary of North America from someone calling themselves Tess or Terrie. " A hard man is good to find"
Mistic Mug <misty@playforme.com>
Seaham, Durham UK - Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 07:40:37 (EST)

Julie, Why is it that you will not tell me who you are? I am curious! You can, if you wish e-mail me who you are, then no-one else on the guest-book will know your full identity. I will not tell them. But, I would like to know what your full name was i n school. Then, again, I can put a face to the name. Take Care!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, March 16, 2001 at 22:57:21 (EST)

peter regan glad you liked damiens photo with a dandelion behind his ear.
damiens nan
seaham, - Friday, March 16, 2001 at 20:27:32 (EST)

I think it is time for John Armes to come clean and admit he is one Mr Madheed, come on John it was a good laugh while it lasted, I also know you from way back, we used to have many a good laugh tog. time to come clean.
Dick Tracy <d.tracy@yesteryear.com>
- Friday, March 16, 2001 at 17:39:07 (EST)

Beardy: Thanks for your comment on the 16th Take care
Julie
- Friday, March 16, 2001 at 17:26:18 (EST)

To "John Armes" If you happen to get this message - which you may well indeed - if you visit the guest-book. Anyway, aI have just remembered it is your sister, Jacqueline's Birthday on March 21st (two days after mine!) Please tell her, that your long t ime "family friend!" Miss Katherine Mary Markie (Jacqueline.)Sends her Best Wishes and a Happy Birthday! Hope you are well. I tried to e-mail you, but oh! Poof! your e-mail address would not work. So I just gave up. Take Care and God Bless!
Jacqueline
- Friday, March 16, 2001 at 17:20:23 (EST)

Jacqueline I am happy and well i now live in Australia and its a great county,But england will always be my home, May God smile upon you
Julie
- Friday, March 16, 2001 at 17:15:03 (EST)

I think this website and the guest book are brilliant. And the picture of Damian with a dandelion behind his lug is now in my PCs wallpaper. I shouldnt say it, because it might start an infestation of Seaham, but I travelled 25 miles from Crawcrook to give my Jack Russell dog a decent stretch of his legs on the beach, now that you cant take the dog anywhere for the Foot and Mouth. I've always liked Seaham and dawdon, and its clear to me that the cyber residents are people with life and soul. And what a nice argumentative guest book. If somebody wants a point of view, ABOLISH ALL SCHOOLS!! All the best, Peter
Peter Regan <peter.regan1@btinternet.com>
Crawcrook, Tyne & Wear UK - Friday, March 16, 2001 at 16:19:40 (EST)

Julie. I think your second message on the 15th should have started – Jacqueline I have set you up. Luv xxx
Beardy <peterb@rolt2000.fsnet.co.uk>
Cheshire - Friday, March 16, 2001 at 14:37:51 (EST)

Dear Julie and Jacqueline, may the Lord bless you both and may you go forth and multiply.
Frank
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 23:49:41 (CST)

I think Julie is right. It would be good for Jacqueline to go to a developing country and take up a missionary position.
Frank
Canada - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 23:36:12 (CST)

Dear "Julie" I think that was the kindest comment you have made toward me - Thank you! If it is that you are off to "Sunny" Seaham for your holidays to visit family and friends; then where is it that you are? And please, what is your last name? I am te lling you I just do not know who you are. I mean I remember a few Julie's: Julie High, Julie Lennon, Julie Robinson(Or was it Robertson - not sure!)I think there was a Julie who use to hang out with Tracy Pigg and Gwen Oliver. Otherwise, I do not remember any other Julie's! I would like to know who you are so I can put a face to your name. Whatever you are doing - I hope you are happy and well. You can e-mail me if you wish.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 21:06:35 (CST)

Jacqueline: I seem to have up-set you, For that i am sorry I did not intend too. As for my hatefull comments I didnt think they were. I do not need to go to the slums in any areaas i have seen the real world and there is good and bad in it. As for you r offer (sorry) Im off home to sunny seaham for my summer holidays to vist family and friends, maybe next year as i do intend to visit again the country in which you live in. May God be with you.JULIE
Julie
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 19:22:27 (CST)

To "Julie" If you cannot use your full name (first and last) without making your nasty, hateful comments to me on this guest-book - where you are making yourself look like a pretty petty baby! Then, do yourself a favor, and keep your hateful comments t o yourself. Believe me, I know what the real world is - I have not just lived in Seaham Harbour all my life. You just need to come to the slum areas of Chicago and then you see the real world. That is not even a third of what a tragic mess our world is in . I have not just lived in Chicago, you know. I went to University in Pennsylvania, worked in Virginia - about 1 hr away from Washington D.C. I worked in Missouri and Texas. Also have been to 31 states as well as lived in Germany and Switzerland.... and t ravelled to other countries within and around Europe, Africa and Canada. I know what the real world consists of. It consists of trying to be nice to all people, wheather they annoy you or not - still be kind to them. The real world also consists of unders tanding a multitude of personalities and working along side by side with all kinds of people from all ethnic, social economical backgrounds - without passing judgement. Julie, I suggest, and I will pay for your flight, in the summer for you to come out an d visit with me. I think then, you will have a much more positive prespective of "who I am" I am not who I was in school. My old college friend, from Durham came last year and she was quite surprised with how I live my life and how "down-to-earth" I actua lly am. Now if you have nothing nice to say to me, then please ignore my enteries and keep your comments to yourself. Have a good day and I wish you the best. Your friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 18:35:06 (CST)

Jacqueline "Why don't you get a life ? Or better still go to a developing country, and see what life is all about I'm sure you will come away with a better understanding of people and of your-self.May. May be then you can look back on the guest book a nd see just how big headed you were.May god be with you.
Julie
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 17:44:03 (CST)

HELP Will someone email this address and tell tommo it's for real and ask him to meet the Stirer (only one r it's my trademark you see) in the chat room?
notthomasjohnson@hotmail.com <notthomasjohnson@hotmail.com>
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 15:58:14 (CST)

So Tommo, you have been "thinging". I always knew you couldn't thing - oops sorry - think.
NTS <Just a Boy>
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 15:45:10 (CST)

So who is the bogus Dick Tracy from the real Dick Tracy you peace of shit.Use your own handle.
The Real Dick Tracy
Seaham England, - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 15:31:23 (CST)

HI DUDES SOMETHING PAST MY LUGHOLES TODAY A NEW SAYING (RED SKY AT NIGHT LIVESTOCK ALITE)HA HA HA.ANYWAY DICK TRACY COOL NAME MAN A JOKE FOR YA MAN WHAT DOES YA GET IF LIE ALL THE WOMEN IN DALTON LE DALE END TO END 300 TIT RAMPS}HA HA HA .GOOD MAN EH.D ICK MY MAIN MAN HOWZ YA DOING MAN GIVES ME FIVE MAN. ANY WAYS MAN GOT TO GO NOW IAM NEARLY AT THE BRIGE
SLIM
THE REAL SEAHAM HARBOUR, - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 13:22:47 (CST)

Miss Markie L.C.L is a very strong larger made at Gateshead.
DR Giggles <Dawdon>
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 12:16:15 (CST)

If all the Women in Dalton-le-Dale were laid end to end, so what, who cares?
Dick Tracy <Seaham England>
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 09:30:31 (EST)

Jacqueline, LCL is a type of inferior Lager I am lead to understand! I much prefer a Pint of traditional English beer I have a suggestion I have been thinging about for some time, to put to the Guest-Book I'll give details later, God bless and good luck
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
UK - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 07:03:00 (EST)

If all the girls in Seaham were laid end to end................I wouldn't be a bit surprised
P Staines <PS@.com>
Ryhope, - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 05:03:21 (EST)

Wad some pow'r the giftie gie us, t' see oorsel's as others see us.
Frank
Manitoba Canada - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 03:00:58 (EST)

Alav & P.Catching,Thanks for the music sites...
joe <joemacveigh@netscapeonline.co.uk>
- Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 02:40:41 (EST)

i love to read the guestbook i find it quite interesting BUT i get so bored reading some of the entries.miss markie needs to sit back a while just so we can get newcomers on site.
anon
seaham, durham england - Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 22:08:26 (EST)

markie markie markie please give the townfolk of this less than perfect place for you back. you have no fond memories of seaham so why do you insist on returning through our guestbook.seaham is a great place and you of all people should know as you wou ld not be where you are today if you got your education elsewhere
seaham girl through and through <seaham>
seaham, england - Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 21:57:56 (EST)

You know since I have lived in the USA for the past 10 years - though I go out with friends to different Irish pubs and have, in my college days over here gone to some nightclubs in Georgetown. However, I really don't drink - very rarely do I have an a lcohol drink. Therefore, I have been curious for a long time as to what "Mr.Madheed" talks about when he says he is off to the Mill-Inn for a "LCL." What the heck is an "LCL?" I mean, I just must live on cloud nine at times, either that or am I so behind the times and naive?! But someone tell me what is a "LCL"?
jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 19:45:46 (EST)

Dick Tracy Wrong again Mr Madheed is J.A.(confirmed)
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
- Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 16:36:48 (EST)

Mr Jolly, The only thing you have going for you is that you are "not a Daler" To suggest that I am Mad Max is the rambling of a Maniac, Suggest you grow up I could suggest that you were "the stirrer" but you cant be cos I think the stirrer has some sort of Brain
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
UK - Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 15:40:15 (EST)

TJ/MM,JM/MM,You are the same people why because all you both do is stick up for each other,come out youre blocked.
Dick Tracy
Seaham, England - Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 15:36:55 (EST)

COOL SLIM,YOURE COOL MAN,BUT MR MADHEEEED I DONT THINK U R COOL Y U ASK YOURSELF?HA ITS COS U DRINK L.C.L LOW CALORIE LARGER U GIRLY,TRY A COOOOL DRINK BUD ICE HA!HA!HA!
MR FREEZE
ICE COUNTY ICE LAND - Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 15:19:29 (EST)

Hello Jaqueline, Mothers Day in England is Sunday 25th March.
Gill
- Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 13:08:21 (EST)

i am looking for my brother melvin william mestre. He goes by the name will or willy. last seen in homer alaska in 1992. he has brown curly hair and brown eyes, about 5' 9" and olive skin. he is now 34 years old. if you know where he is PEASE e-mail me . willy - i have never given up hope and i miss you. i love you little brother. plese someone help me.
renee roccaforte (mestre) <robertrenee@webtv.net>
redwood city, california usa - Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 00:02:02 (EST)

Can anyone tell me when it is Mother's Day in England? In the USA Mother's Day is in May. I know Mother's Day in England is sometime in March. However, I never know the exact date. I hope I have not missed it. When I called home the other day neither o f my parents mentioned it. I usually send them flowers in May for Mother's Day, but do like to sent some kind of card/flowers for traditional English Mother's Day in March.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 20:40:00 (EST)

Joe. Forget all those dogdy music sites and go direct to the musicians at http://www.wink.ifrance.com it's the ONLY place to go.....
P Catching <pcatch@hotmail.com>
seaham, - Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 17:44:35 (EST)

Joe, Gnotella is a good music site, also Bearshare. They both allow the download of not only music, but exe, zip, mpg, text files etc.etc.
Alan Dobson <dobsonja@hotmail.com>
Penzance, Cornwall - Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 14:43:14 (EST)

MR FREEZE HIIII HOW YA DOING MAN PRITTY COOOL COMMENTS THE OTHER NIGHT NICE TO SEE SOME GOOD DUEDS ON HERE FOR A CHANGE ROCK ON MAN. WELL GOT TO GO NOW IAM ALMOST AT THE BRIGE
SLIM
THE REAL SEAHAM HARBOUR, - Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 13:51:03 (EST)

Thomas Johnson or should i say MAD MAX come clean you waterbag tell the good people of Seaham who you realy are. And as for you MARKIE or should i say MAD MAXIEM swear on the holy Bible you are not her.Where do i get this from well your the only two people who like each other on this site.
Mr Jolly
Not A Daler, - Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 13:43:55 (EST)

Hi, I would be intewrested to hear news of an old schoolfriend - Ray Stubbs. Best wishes, Ken Johnson
ken johnson <kendawdon@aol.com>
witney, oxfordshire england - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 20:16:02 (EST)

You People Who Claim You ARE TIRED OF ME - Well... If you were so tired of me, then STOP with all THE NASTY REMARKS against me. Also, STOP MENTIONING MY NAME in your entries. Think of something else worthwhile to talk about other than talking about Jac queline Markie! You are all, (those who continue to drag my name in the dirt)doing yourselves an injustice. You are making yourselves look like you are "petty" children! We are adults remember! For crying out loud! Stop with the hateful remarks and discus s something that is more important than my name.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 20:09:38 (EST)

To "Andrea" I work as a governess - I am not a nanny. I teach the children in their home. I do that so that I can earn a decent salary in order for me to continue with the work I truly love and that is working with the poor in the cities and at the cri sis centers. After all, if we are to help others, shouldn't we be able to help ourselves first? Nor, do I make the poor to be "saints." I just have a lot of compassion for the poor and for the mentally ill. Those are the one's who need the most help. I am fortunate; and my way of giving "thanks" to God and thanks to my parents for all their love and support is by helping others who are not as fortunate as myself. I am very happy with my work and what I do.
jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 20:04:19 (EST)

A change of subject... Anybody know any free music sites now Napster's under threat. I'm still able to download at the moment but it wont be long before thats scuppered. If everybody is fed up of Ms.Markie just ignore her...is'nt that right Jackie pet.
joe <joemacveigh@netscapeonline.co.uk>
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 18:51:32 (EST)

Ms Markie, If you are a graduate and qualified to teach why do you 'look after children in a private home? By that I presume you mean you are a nanny. And why do you think all the people in the homeless shelter are wonderful? I imagine they are a mi x like the rest of us. It sounds very condesending to make them all into saints. And no I didn't go to school with you.
Andrea <andrea@norwood.u-net.com>
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 17:43:35 (EST)

Someone's been signing themselves "Seahamite". What's that mean then? Is it like a sodomite what likes the coastal reaches?
T Bone
(Of the Parkside Bones), - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 16:59:29 (EST)

P Catching,It all depends which bus you are on love.
Dick Tracy
Seaham, England - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 16:22:03 (EST)

WELL HI TO YOU ALL ,JUST FOUND THIS SITE,ITS COOL.MR FREEZE IS MY NAME MR JOLLY,SLIM I THINK YOUR REALLY COOL BUT WHO IS MAD MAXI BOY WHAT A DIV.STAY COOL EVERYONE.
MR FREEZE
ICE COUNTY, ICELAND - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 16:06:18 (EST)

Been away for a well-earned winter break. Just catching up on the guest book. I thought I may have returned to a Markie Free Zone, but no, the girl has gone absolutely raving Chitty Chatty Bang Bang bonkers. Jenny - you were right, it was me who entere d the stupid comment about the guest book being open to everybody. However, that was before that perverted prat left those offensive remarks about children. So your observation is correct, I have changed my mind about that. At the time I was a new reader of the guest book and I suppose I was also defending Ms. Markie's right to say what she thought. Guess what? I think I was wrong again. I am so bored with her stupid repetitive nonsense I am ready for another break. Do parrots really live for 32 years? L uv XXX
Beardy <peterb@rolt2000.fsnet.co.uk>
Cheshire - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 14:40:40 (EST)

What a wonderfully intelligent person you are Ms Markie. I can't get enough of your banter. You are such a Humanist and have a way with words that makes this Guest Book more interesting than most. I love the way you try to put people on the right tr ack, and endeavour to improve their morals. I love your country, I love the new President who is obviously almost as intelligent as yourself. Keep up the good work, keep us interested in this site, we can't wait for your next message. God bless you and keep you with us forever. Yor humble servant.
An out of my mind looney <Cloud Cuckoo Land>
Above, Above Above - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 14:30:51 (EST)

To "John Green" and others, I think some of you are purposely provoking and being very un-pleasant. First, I do not put people down. I have never put one person down on this guest-book, even when they are making rude and insulting remarks toward me and calling me "fat cow." (when I was indeed never fat to begin with. If they have a good memory they will know I was always so thin.) Yes, it is right that I write a lot when I make entries. However, my entries are never insulting toward any particular "one " individual or to people in general. Second, most of the time I am writing in response to the remarks people have made against me. Third, I usually write in regards to what I hear on the News - either political issues or, yes, religious issues. I think, some of you people cannot stand the fact that I have some pretty decent "come-backs" for your hatefulness - and you all wonder why I have never returned home to Seaham. Why would I want to? If people continue to give me hate messages and still hold hatefu l grudges from way back when in school about 15-20 years ago. If you all would stop mentioning my name in your messages, then I would not respond to you. I wish you all the best - Best Wishes!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 14:15:28 (EST)

Julie - Do you still, still have that terrible facial hair?
Increasingly Harry
Northlea, - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 12:17:12 (EST)

hi there, ive just found the seaham web page and i have a few questions: who is jackie? are you the person who manages the site?why do you put people down so much?
john <john_green_2000uk@yahoo.co.uk>
seaham, co.durham england - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 11:10:44 (EST)

Hi, I'm with Lucy, I also scroll over JM's messages, they all say the same old thing, I am not against anyone who loves their work, God, America, etc but do we have to have it shoved down our throats every time we come on the guest book.
Joan
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 11:09:15 (EST)

Sorry I was so personal in that last entry, but the domination of the site by one person is beginning to get to me. There is something strange about emailing the guest book over and over again with the same information about where you live and what you r work is. Its as if we're not showing that we're impressed enough yet and its making me tired. Jacky we know where you live, that you do humanitarian work, that you consider yourself well travelled intelligent ditsy outspoken fit religous classy and ever ything else. You keep telling us the same things over and over again. We already know.
seahamite
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 11:00:49 (EST)

Jacky, do you always mention your outspoken ditsy personality becuase secretly you know you dont have one?
Seahamite
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 08:08:23 (EST)

Jacky, you said you like to listen to cultural music. What the hell kind of music couldn't be described as cultural?
Doc2000
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 08:03:57 (EST)

Jacky, you said you like to listen to cultural music. What the hell kind of music couldn't be described as cultural?
Doc2000
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 08:03:49 (EST)

Julie - do you still have that terrible facial hair?
Harry
Northlea, - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 07:11:32 (EST)

To "JULIE" If I really thought I was "somebody" don't you think that I would be using my Degree and teaching in a Private School. Instead, I have no desire to teach in a Private school with wealthy kids and teachers who have no idea about reality and t he "Real World" I prefer to work with the poor in the homeless shelters and at the crisis centers. I do, however, care for children in a private home so that I can earn a decent salary. Otherwise, I am actually very down-to-earth. I love working with all people - especially at the homeless shelter - they are great! If in the next few years I do not end up getting married, I would be very happy leaving America and going to Africa or other developing countries and doing missionary work. I think you need to get to know me on an adult level and forget about when we were teenagers - that was 15 - 20 years ago. I do not even remember who you are - but I wish you the best and hope you are well.
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 19:57:58 (EST)

Yes you may suggest that Jimmy, in fact go right ahead cobber (I know you love to be called that, I read it somewhere)
Arthur Mullard <Mullard@Seaham.co.uk>
- Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 18:29:26 (EST)

May I suggest you close down this boring guestbook and open in it's place a page for adults. R.I.P.
Jimmy Gilbert <jimmyg1@bigpond.com>
Balga, W/A Australia - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 17:50:27 (EST)

Well Dick Tracy - a bit predictable reaching straight for the abuse like that, don't you think? So anyway pet. Which is is it? Dick........or Tracy?
P Catching
seaham, - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 17:08:54 (EST)

Paul, the word you sought to spell was 'eejit' - funny that....
George
Sundeland, - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 17:02:38 (EST)

Jacqueline As i remember you were picked on and bullied at school because you thought you were something then. Just goes to show some people never change.
Julie
- Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 16:22:47 (EST)

Dear fellow guests Re: Ms. Markie (Jackie! Jackie! Jackie!) - How does everybody feel about having a "whip round" to try and pay this bloody nuisance off? I personally would be prepared to give money to Comic Relief just as long as this woman stays off the guestbook. I don't know about other people, but when I see a long boring message I know it is from her and I just skip past it. Please Mr. Mason can you set a page up just for her - she can then happily converse with herself and probably spend many hours doing it!
Lucy
London, - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 16:00:20 (EST)

Hello George, not evereyone is a bore or did you not like school owing to the fact you only had one brain cell and now lead a poor existance. Once an eediot always an eediot. Some of us like to reminisce.
paul
sunderland, tyne and wear england - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 15:10:23 (EST)

You don't have to be an American citizen to claim anything, you just have to pat taxes. And what about that humility promise. My values are a little more realistic than yours of other people
amazed
- Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 14:37:10 (EST)

To "Amazed" Well I was quite shocked to hear from the English people at the Britannia Club who have lived in America for years (longer than I have) that they felt the American pension was a lot higher than the British pension. So, they became American Citizens so that they could get American benifits as they were better than the British benifits. Also, I do not even remember that "Julie" and she made such a horrible, nasty entry about me on the guest-book. (Which incidentially, is breaking the "guest-b ook" code of ethics!)If you can defend someone calling another "fat cow" which is insulting and demeaning, and then be annoyed at the other person for defending herself and trying very hard not to use abusive language or to be demeaning, then I should ask yourself to reflect on your own values. If you want to defend "Julie" then so be it! I could careless! But you have never heard me use abusive language on this guest-book or deliberately insult someone and provoke trouble. Nor will you ever! Also, I thin k my dad will have fun in the USA and enjoy going to church with me.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 14:07:40 (EST)

Jacqueline haven't we been a busy typer in the one day I missed visiting the guestbook. I suggest instead of pitying a country you haven't even wanted to visit in 10 years you look closer to home. Did you know that 80% of all Americans who make it to a ge 65 live on social security alone, which is BELOW the poverty line. And, I doubt dear old George W will help, he's too busy trying to keep him and his vice-president sober. Also if your dad wanted to spend his holidays at church I doubt he would be spending all his hard earned money and travelling 3000 miles to a daughter who won't visit him. Extend your so called tolerance and let him be. Lastly remember that humility promise for Lent I think that went out of the window with the bragging of how better your life is to Julie and your ability to go to a spa whenever. As Shakespeare once said "The lady doth protest too much"
Amazed at Ms Markie's typing stamina
- Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 12:56:33 (EST)

Hello Mr Jolly,Brill letter on 4th March couldnt agree with you more.As for you P.Catching put your name to good use and go Catching the rats in the DALE beck you old fart.
Dick Tracy
Seaham, England - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 12:56:11 (EST)

You all thought that I hated Seaham so much - not true! I am actually going to give a lecture about the history of Seaham at the Britannia club on May 11th. My parents sent to me the book written by the wonderful author Trevor Williamson "Images Of Sea ham" it is outstanding! and gives a great view of the history of our town. I will not only use the information in this book, I will also do some other research and make the lecture on Seaham harbor the most interesting lecture ever. The rest of the member s of the Britannia Club who are from the south, will be green with envy! They will all want to come to Seaham. ( I told you deep down I have some loyalty!)
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 07:45:22 (EST)

To "Stan" I am glad you enjoyed Woodfield Mall. It is still a great Mall. Perhaps it has a lot more shops now since the 1980's. It is actually a huge Mall. I was there just on Friday afternoon after work - buying a few odds and ends. I am going to take my parents there (as well as the places in the city!) They have a number of great restraunts in the Mall. My favorite is the "Cheesecake Factory." I am also glad for you that you enjoyed being home to see your family. Someday, I am sure I will enjoy visi ting home - for now I am happy staying here. Though, Stan if you read through some of the "hate-mail" I have received from some people who still live in their "school days" do you blame me for not wanting to visit Seaham - I mean, for crying out loud!It i s pathetic! And you know I am telling you, I was the one who was always picked at at school. I was forever being hit by (well, I will not name her)My parents had to get the police to the school as the bullying got out of hand. I was once chased all the wa y from Northlea school by about 15 kids boys and girls, to my home as they were going to "get me!" I was called such names at school that were just the worst of the worst. Yes, I was bullied something terrible at school. A lot of kids are, but I think onc e we get in our 30's people should let go of it. I cannot beleive that "Julie" is being so hateful. I tell you, Stan, it is not that I do not like Seaham, it is that some people still live in the 1980's and why would I want to subject myself to that kind of abuse. I love my parents and rest of the family, and cannot wait to see them in a few weeks time.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 07:35:42 (EST)

To the person who wished me "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" again, "THANK YOU!" Sorry I mistakenly took you for "Julie" who obviously did not wish me a "happy birthday." To the person who did, I wish I knew who you were. I hope you are well. God Bless.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 07:23:48 (EST)

"Julie" if you do not have the decency or the guts to say who you really are - your full name. So that I can picture you (after all these years about 15 years)Then, it is obvious you are still a bit of a rough lass and likes to make trouble. Also have not grown up. If you can still feel hatred toward someone after 15 years - my Goodness! You obviously have some major problems. You and I are on two totally different level in our lives. I am not saying that I am better than you, what I am saying is that we are no longer in school, we are in our 30's and we are working women - adults! and why the hell would we hold a hateful grudge from 15 years ago or so? I do not have time for petty arguements. Julie just either say your full name and why you hate me o r just ignore my comments as I will ignore you. There are far more important things in this society to be concerned about, other than you continuing to hate someone you knew in school. Get over it! If we did have our "arguements" in school, I most likely have forgotten as it is not important to my life or my work. Also, I most likely can laugh about our own childish/teenage years imaturity and stupidity! Julie,I am not interested in what we argued about 15 years ago - just move on with your life. I wish y ou the best!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 07:20:31 (EST)

Um! I remember travelling daily down Algonquin from 12 Oaks at Arlington Heights to UOP at Des Plaines. I remember well walking around Woodfield Mall back in 1980 when Thorntons opened a shop there and there was a line for miles. I enjoyed it all treme ndously. Best of all I loved coming back to the UK and travelling to my birthplace,walking around Seaham, meeting my family and being so glad that I was home!
Stan
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 04:44:10 (EST)

Jacqueline. Indeed Why would i wish you a happy birthday. Make sure you address your answers to the correct person as i can assure you it was not this Julie that wished you a happy birthday. Oh as for me doing an injustice to my-self i think not and nor do i live i n the passed, as some may do . Get over it you sad little person. Your dribblings in the gest book is a wast of space. GET A LIFE.
Julie
- Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 00:49:25 (EST)

To "Julie" why on earth would you bother to wish me "Happy Birthday" and then give me such an insulting message. Obviously you are a very bored young woman - if you have nothing better to do than to write hateful messages to people. I pity you! Have yo u not grown up as yet? If you were in my year at school then you must be either 31 or 32 years, my goodness, "Julie" you are really behaving very imature and not giving yourself a great reputation. You are doing yourself an injustice! I mean, I may bug so me people on this "Guest-book" by my out-spoken personality, but I am not at all dilebrately hateful or mean. And I think everyone on the "guest-book" knows that. They know I talk too much on this guest-book about controversial issues and always put in my 2 cents worth of my opinions, but I am never purposely hateful or ignorant toward people. Come on Julie, get your act together and do yourself some justice!
jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 00:11:06 (EST)

You know I am NOT FAT and I NEVER WAS FAT! If you remember I was called such names as "tin ribs" and "skinny ribs" I am actually a well proportioned "5feet3inches" 8 stone and a few pounds, young woman. Who eats very healthy and takes excellent care of my appearance. I can do that as I earn a decent salary and can go off to the spa whenever I want. I think you are being so hateful and imature and you need to get a life! Or are you still living in the 1980's when you were a teenager. We are all now adul ts (in our 30's) - so grow up and let-go of the grudges and the hatefulness. I wil pray for you and so will most of the people on the "guest-book." God Bless, your friend, Jacqueline.
JACQUELINE <MARY MARKIE@AOL.COM>
USA - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 23:58:17 (EST)

Jacqueline You are so fucking boaring get a life you sad silly big fat cow . How do i know you , I went to school with you and i bet your still fat
julie
- Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 22:31:48 (EST)

TO "OLD AQUAINTANCE" THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY WISH - ESPECIALLY HERE ON THE "GUEST-BOOK." I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE. YOU COULD BE A NUMBER OF A FEW PEOPLE. THOUGH ONLY ANDREA SPURR WOULD REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY, AS Y OURS IS 6 DAYS BEFORE MINE - ON THE 13TH MARCH AND I ALWAYS SEND YOU A BIRTHDAY CARD - IT IS ON THE WAY - A BIT LATE, BUT IT WILL GET THERE. OR, IF YOU ARE NOT ANDREA, WELL, JUST WHO ARE YOU???? I AM SO CURIOUS! PLEASE DO NOT KEEP ME IN "SUSPENSE" ANYWAY, WHOEVER YOU ARE - AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY! THIS YEAR I AM EXCITED ABOUT MY AGE AND DON'T MIND I AM GETTING OLDER. MY GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WILL BE 32 YEARS OLD ON THE 19TH! ALSO, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY PARENTS - I HA VE A BUSY SCHEDULE FOR THEM, BUT WE WILL HAVE FUN. ALL MY FRIENDS CANNOT WAIT TO MEET MY PARENTS. MY DAD WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY, AS ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CATHOLIC AND MY DAD.... WELL.... HE IS NOT TOO FOND OF SOME CATHOLICS, BUT I THINK HE MIGHT STILL COME TO CHURCH WITH ME. BY THE WAY, OUR SHARON IS DOING FINE. SHE IS A MOTHER OF 3 CHILDREN, AGES, 10, 5 AND 4 AND THEY ARE ALL GREAT BOYS. SHE IS VERY HAPPY AND A WONDERFUL MOTHER. AGAIN, THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS. PLEASE SAY WHO YOU ARE...
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 22:29:18 (EST)

Hi Just checking to see how every-one in the seaham guestbook or is that the Jacqueline guestbook. Give it a rest
J TURNS <daltonledale@hypermax.net.au>
Australia - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 22:28:50 (EST)

Margaret Thatcher believed in Family Values, one for our pseudo/american cousin: "Sir Keith Joseph smiles and another baby dies... on Beesly Street" 'John Cooper Clarke'- Beesly Street. No it is'nt in Seaham either. ...aye there's the rub. Anybody know any free music sites, Napster's being closed down and all that.
joe <joemacveigh@netscapeonline.co.uk>
- Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 19:00:23 (EST)

To Jacqueline, have a great birthday on the 19th, hope your parents Mary and Melvine enjoy their visit to America, hope your sister Sharon is doing well too. Remember you from way back.
Old Acqaintance
Seaham, England - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 18:49:28 (EST)

Nice one George!
Not George <George Who?>
- Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 17:41:55 (EST)

Just to let you all know about a really great - it's called findthosebrokenbrainedeejitsyouwenttoschoolwith.co.uk it's really worth a look!
George
Sundeland, - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 17:30:55 (EST)

Just to let everyone know of a great web site, "friendsreunited.co.uk" log on and register please.
paul
sunderland, tyne and wear england - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 14:44:49 (EST)

Actually, I did not research those facts, I heard them from CNN World News. Then, at the Britannia Club a few of the members were discussing the economical situation in Britian at this present time. Therefore, do not balme me for a slight error in the math. Have a great day!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com,>
USA - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 13:01:59 (EST)

ms, markie what do you mean by family values?. have you studied social history at all .you see there isn,t such a thing , never has been. the basic family unit is an economic necessity and has been this way for centuries. such things are not built on v alues or dictats of religion or it,s leaders the family structure has been one of the needs of society and that only. i recommend you read COBBETTS RURAL RIDES, OR ENGELS, THE CONDITION OF THE WORKING CLASS IN BRITAIN, if you want to learn about old fashi oned family values
fred
- Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 11:52:14 (EST)

Ms Markie,The population of Britain is about 60 million, so how come 5 million is 60% of the population? You are supose to be British, so How come you don't know such a basic fact about your own country?
louis wolve <laiglrjuridique@hotmail.com>
paris, paris france - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 10:50:57 (EST)

To "TONY" from SPAIN. I thought I would answer you again on this page of the "guest-book" it seems more appropriate. You ask me "What is "Tolerance?" I cannot believe you would ask such a question. Tolerance is accepting all people for who they are and realizing we all all unique individuals, each with our own personality and opinions, which creates a balanced society in our world. Oh, Also, I love SPAIN! It is such a beautiful country rich in history and in religin! I have been to Barcelona, Madrid, T ossa-De-Mar, Salou and to Benidorm. I actually love the spanish guitar music and listen to it fairly frequently - along with Celtic music and other cultural music.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 10:39:23 (EST)

I was shocked to here on CNN News that Great Britian has reported more than 5,000,000 people live in "Absolute Poverty" that is about 60% of the British population. Also, last night at the "Britannia Club" (for all of us who are from England, Scotland, Wales + N. Ireland.)I was talking to a few English people, who were older adults than myself, (I am actually the youngest at almost 32 yrs.)Anyway, they were telling me that England no longer has the reputation it once had for "old Fashioned" Family Valu es. Or for the outstanding "British Education." I explained that I felt it was a change in society all over the world - a change I do not think is for the better. Though I was terribly dissapointed to learn how the British Standards overall had dropped - especially in the schools. Perhaps too, the economical crisis in Great Britian has a lot to do with the influx of immigration. Furthermore, at out Britannia Club we pray for Great Britain for her "Spiritual" well being! Most Americans who I know who have lived in England all say the same, that England is not a very spiritual Country. I think I tend to agree. The churches in England, (I attended a high Church of England St. John's in Seaham.) do not teach about a personal relationship with the Lord. Nor, r eally teach about the Bible. I think lately in parts of Great Britain churches are trying to bring back the "spirituality" the country has been lacking. I know in many areas in the States in the schools the kids have "Prayer Day" at the pole. (Though at s tate schools religion is not taught) Also, the kids have formed "Virgin" clubs" and it is, in some areas, though small, becoming the "in-thing" for young adults. They are learning from the Bible what is really important. Anyway, I thought I would share th is piece of information with you people. Have a nice day!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 08:52:41 (EST)

What on earth is all this talk about "speed-humps" for heaven'sake! I thought D.le-Dale was all part of Seaham. Though I do remember that D-Le-Dale did have a reputation for being a bit snobby - but so what! By you folks making all these terrible jokes and insults toward the people of D-Le-Dale, what you are doing is putting yourself down on a lower level. By your comments you are showing them that the rest of Seaham are beneath them. You should never do that. You should accept with dignity that they h ave the money and resources to put in the speed humps and then just move on with your lives. If the D-Le-Dale folk want to be snobs - then let them! They are the one's missing out on life - not you. Have a great day everyone!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 08:36:02 (EST)

Louise in France—Maria is still living in Seaham and would like to get in touch. I've tried to email you but can't get through. See if you can reach me. John (Maria's husband)
John Marriner <johnmarriner@btclick.com>
Seaham, Co. Durham England - Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 04:26:54 (EST)

The following is a Press Release from Brussels: "In order to avoid further confusion in Seaham, all road humps are to conform to the EU specification which allows a base of no more than .999315 of a metre, and absolutely no curvature. The sides are to be perpendicular, in other words, conforming to the German Square Hump. Those humps in Princess Road are to be removed immediately, and replaced with the Dalton-le-Dale type, and renamed "Nobbyhumps" (Seaham) with the brackets in Seaham conforming to the EU directive for curved brackets."
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 03:36:28 (EST)

I'll sue, and build bigger and better humps up The Avenue to stop people getting to your piddly little humps in Princess Road. Look for my slogan, "Up the Humps", and "We Shall not be Moved".
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 00:53:22 (EST)

To Colin ....your to late pal! I have just won £3000000 and I am gonna make 74 speed ramps 2 foot tall all along princess road. So unless you have a 4 by 4 dont even try to get into Dawdon!!
DR Giggles <Dawdon>
- Friday, March 09, 2001 at 20:30:30 (EST)

Having decided there is too much negative comment on the le-Dale humps, I would like to inject some positive thought. How about turning the said humps into a tourist attraction? Erect stalls on both sides of the road where they can been seen by the slowing traffic, and sell plastic models of the humps, "T" shirts, and baseball caps with "I Humped Seaham" on them. Later, at stage 2, there could be real innovation in the form of a Hot Dog stand. Stage 3 could be the franchising of the Hump idea to Parkside and Dawdon, though they might be a bit slow to accept the idea initially. Progressively, humps could be installed all over Seaham, then it could be marketed as the Hump capital of Europe. Who knows, the idea could qualify for a Eurogrant. Just remember, you saw it here first!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Friday, March 09, 2001 at 20:09:34 (EST)

Hiary chest you are the weakest link tounge mee heed
Mr Jolly
Not A Daler, - Friday, March 09, 2001 at 13:49:16 (EST)

Great to see the Guestbook back to normal.
Jim <jim@seaham.com>
Seaham, Co.Durham England - Friday, March 09, 2001 at 13:32:00 (EST)

The present arrangements are temporary.Please just fill in the second form which appears and your message will be added.
Ed Mason <mace@daltonet.com>
Seaham, UK - Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 11:06:23 (EST)

Its OK to add your comments again folks. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Ed Mason <mace@daltonet.com>
Seaham, UK - Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 11:00:41 (EST)

We have developed a technical problem with the server. Sorry folks it will be corrected as soon as possible.
Ed Mason <mace@daltonet.com>
Seaham, Co.Durham UK - Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 03:18:04 (EST)

Its a shame that people have nothing better to do than slag off residents of one part of Seaham who have paid for the installation of speed humps out of parish council funds, in the hope that it will stop the morons, young and old who drive at excessiv e speed. Personally I think the installation of eight humps was over the top, a more constructive measure would have been the installation of a mobile speed camera every 12 weeks and £500 fines for those people who seem to think that speed limits exist f or everyone else but them. Its just as bad on Princess Road when I collect the bairns from school, and maybe one day if you are hit by the tragedy of a family member being killed due to a speeding driver, you may just grow up. The person who complains a bout the gritter treating the road from Maureen Terrace through Dalton obviously doesnt realise how many accidents, one not so long ago fatal, that black ice causes on this road, but yet they begrudge it being gritted b! ! ecause they think the Dalton-le-Dale residents are getting one over on the rest of us. Its a sad fact that attitudes like this will prevent Seaham, no matter how much money is pumped into regeneration, from ever prospering. My grandfather gave his life to the mining industry and wanted only the best for his family, and, like the majority, took a pride in the place he lived, It makes you wonder why they bothered when you read some contributions on here and walk around Seaham, because yes, it is just one en ormous dog toilet populated by a minority of morons who, instead of contributing something positive, just want to drag everyone else down into the gutter.
hairychest <hairychest@postmaster.co.uk>
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 03:45:11 (EST)

: Far be it for me to intrude on the parish-pump politics of who gets humps (I'm talking about the road variety here so get back in your box!) and who doesn't, but I couldn't help but notice there is a new version of hump on the market. It is pneumatic . That is, air filled, and the harder you hit it well, the harder it is, and the softer you hit it------er--the softer it gets.They can be set hard or soft, the latter presumably for those drivers living in Deneside.Set really hard, they can bounce a mini directly into the beck across the road.
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 03:41:48 (EST)

Colin: you manage to get your point across with such a good sense of humour, short and so much to the point, wish we could say that about everyone in the guest book.
Joan <mark_watkinson@telus.net>
Canada - Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 16:29:29 (EST)

Mr Catchatong I could dee a better job stud on me bonce. did a touch a sore point or what.The sooner ya all get ya heeds oot of the cloud's the better.The Dale folk get all the shit they deserve thenase.So tongue me heed
Mr Jolly <: Not A DALER>
- Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 16:27:39 (EST)

In the event there is any misunderstanding, I want to make it perfectly clear I would never criticise anyones beliefs. I myself am a firm believer in Santa Claus, because my kids, and now my grandkids think he (me) is the "bees-knees". I am also a sworn devotee of the Easter Bunny, without whom I'd suffer chocolate withdrawal! I confess to not understanding some of the my steries of life, such as why so many shoe-repair men are also good at cutting keys.And ask me if I like a drink? Goodness me; does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 03:28:45 (EST)

Scutter, where were you, me and Greavsie had to drink a bottle of martel without you. The Father said you looked flustered, I tried ringing your phone but it was turned off. Anyway what about Darlington M.P. getting turned over off Darlington RFC. If anybody is interested I was at Twickenham last Saturday, and if your not, I apologise. Do they have Foot & Mouth in America?... Steady, Too much of an Easy Target, sorry...
Joe <joemacveigh@netscapeonline.co.uk>
- Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 03:27:01 (EST)

LIKE THE SITE, WAS'NT SURE IF THE COMPUTER AGE HAD HIT SEAHAM YET LOL. I HAVE'NT BEEN HOME IN A WHILE, MISS THE CHIP SHOPS THERE NOT THE SAME OUT HERE. IF ANYONE REMEMBERS ME GIVE ME A SHOUT.
ALAN CUTTING <AL_CUTTING@HOTMAIL.COM>
GERMANY - Monday, March 05, 2001 at 16:22:21 (EST)

: Jacqeline - see the message for Lesley Roberts. There's a bit there for you. Bob
Bob the Bodger
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 10:00:29 (EST)

Oh Mr Jolly. I'd bet a pound to a pinch of s*** that you take no active role in local community life. Interesting isn't it, that the loudest critics always turn out to be the laziest people. So, you're going to stand at the local elections are you? You 're going to be the great white hope of local politics eh? My guess is that you plan to sit at home and complain. If you're not part of the solution bonny lad.......
P Catching
Seaham, - Monday, March 05, 2001 at 09:59:19 (EST)

Thomas Johnson - No need for that sort of talk on this site, there are plenty of others you can discuss that subject on - let's not break any rules here. Are you on Colin Sheddon's mailing list for Australian connections to this topic? If not I can sup ply.
Brian Orwell Arthur Zuccini <Brian@thedoor.co.uk>
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 09:57:00 (EST)

Thomas, it is immaterial whether you agree with me or not. I don't recall making any statement that would indicate I require agreement to qualify my thinking, in fact life would be bloody boring if we all agreed with each other.And as for Missed Markie , I want to assure you that I do not spend every waking moment snavel-gazing (have you any idea how much fluff can collect down there in a day? And where do all the different colours come from?) and wondering why you claim so much fulfillment in life yet need more topping up than a super-tanker.Those West Pointers must be real wimps anyway. In my Junior Officer days we ravished 24 hours a day!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 09:55:36 (EST)

To "Bob the Bodger" I am so glad that you like the City where I live. Yes, you are right, Chicago is a great city! I love it! I have not been to all the places in Chicago, but to about a little more than a half. I have been to all the museams, the Sear s tower (Tallest in the world, even taller than the empire state building!I have been there too and love New York to shop!) I went up the John Hancock building a few weeks ago. I have ate at quite a few of the restraunts. I will be taking my parents to th e city when they arrive here in about three weeks time. I love Navy Pier, especially in the summer.Have you been to Water Tower Mall? It is great! Though, I have heard that The Mall of Great America is just outstanding! That is in Minnesota. Yes, I do not live too far from Mount Prospects. In fact, last year I went to a Theology seminar at the church in Mount Prospects. The company where you work rings a bell. The next time you are in Chicago please call upon me and I w! ! ill be your host. At the moment the weather in Chicago is not that grat - it is rather cold. I would much rather live where Lesley Roberts lives. It is nice and warm practically all the time. I use to live in a hot state for 3 years. I lived in Texas and loved it! I lived in Dallas. Yes, I even went to see the Southfork Ranch in Fort Worth, (about 30 mins away from Dallas)where the American soap opera Dallas was filmed. I have had some great times travelling here in the USA - but I do like Chicago. It is a very diverse city filled with all kinds of people from all ethnic groups. Well, Bob, I hope you come back out this way soon. Take Care - Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, March 05, 2001 at 09:53:51 (EST)

P. Catching, Do most of my shopping at the Co-op at Seaham old chap, I think the Cashier there is very helpful and pretty to boot its got a nice handy car-park at the rear and thers a nice off-licence bottom of Chuch Street, but I suppose you're Tetotal?
Thomas Johnson <Ex Seaham>
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 18:38:22 (EST)

It's a shame the people of Dalton Le Dale spend all there money on speed ramps and tidying the area up,it's still the dogs toilet of Seaham.They may be able to slow us down but they can't stop us shitting in there nests. Why don't we all use the Dale j ust to piss them off, You never know, if we drive over the speed ramps enough we might just flatten them. Another point, on Friday night I saw the road gritter coming out of Springfield Crescent, then it went down Dalton Le Dale, I thought gritters were only there to grit MAIN ROADS. Are there any councillors living there, I wonder. I always thought councillo rs were for the people. The local elections are coming up shortly, I bet there's a few worried people out there.I would like to see a decent candidate stand against the old timers for a change. The local government take it for granted, year in, year out, that thier seats are saf e.
Mr Jolly
: Not-A-Daler, - Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 18:36:53 (EST)

: Colin, Ive known for a while that you're a P.M. of the mickey take, Now "Past Master" that's a most familiar term!
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham - Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 18:34:59 (EST)

Jacqueline - see "message for ladyboss" - Bob
Bob the Bodger
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 18:33:46 (EST)

To "Colin" (Nobby) I may not be a favorite of yours, however, please do have a wonderful vacation. Relax and have fun! See you on the guest-book when you get back. Your guest-book friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <MaryMarkie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 15:58:47 (EST)

: I agree Thomas, Sydney is one of the better places in the world, and only three hours away.While it would have been easier to fly direct LA then London, my wife wants to go via Rome, so we get to have lunch with an old mate in Darling Harbour before departure. I have actually being wondering when you were going to realise that you have come up against a past master of the mickey-take!!!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 15:57:08 (EST)

Recently read in the Seaham Star that Seaham School are wanting to hear from ex pupils who would like to contribute to their newsletter 'The Beacon'.Anyone wishing to write a 'Where are they now' article on themselves should contact Mrs Dean. On the same note, I'm trying to track down some ex Peterlee College friends who left in June 1981, for a reunion later this year. I've made contact with Christine Hill and Denise Turns, but I'm looking for Tom Wilson of Derwent Close, Eric Southwick and L yn Johnson.If you remember these or any of the other Business studies students please get in touch.
Elaine Robinson <erobinel@aol.com>
Seaham, - Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 15:55:41 (EST)

To "Colin" "Stan" etc... Why on earth are you spending so much time getting all "miffed" at me. All you do is enter comments directed at me. What you are doing is "Instigating!" Why is it that Lesley Roberts, (Who does indeed know me) and a few others can just make entries without mentioning my name? They are doing the mature thing and ingnoring what they disagree with. I develop more respect for people like that. "They" are not instigating. Whereas you, on the other hand, cannot resist to mention my n ame - I think you are purposely instigating. Also, I never make a rude, or insulting, or offensive entry in this guest-book directed to any "one" person. I think I am quite patient and understanding with you all. If I was a terrible individual, I think my entries would be less patient. I think some of you just cannot stand it that I always have a pretty decent come-back to some of your insulting remarks. I think you all should know me by now, and you all know that I am ! ! quite a friendly person, cheerful, bubbly and likes to smile. So come people, accept me for me and move on and be nice. Then, you will see my entries will be few and will not be on such topics such as "Religion."
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 15:53:52 (EST)

Colin from NZ enjoy your Holiday beginning on the 11th March and come back refreshed! Iv'e been to Sydney twice Fantastic place it is too, don't agree with much of what you say on the Guest book, but I do enjoy reading your comments, So more power to y our pen and the pens of all Guest-book users God bless!
Thomas Johnson <: Ex-Seaham>
UK - Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 07:31:16 (EST)

Message for Lesley Roberts AKA Ladyboss. Are you the same Ladyboss who gave me some help a while back on the meeting room section of this site, and are you from Arizona? If yes, then do you live anywhere near the "Buttes" which is pronounced butes. I w orked for an American Company based out of Mount Prospect (which I also guess is close to Jacqeline's place) and we had a Big Meet there a few years back, you know the sort, breakfast at 7-00am 2 hours "work" and the rest of the time enjoying ourselves. W e took a cab into Scotsdale one day and another time a friend from New York showed me around down town Pheonix (not sure if I have the correct spelling). Buttes is the place stuck on the top of a little hill, I think to the South of Pheonix. Jacqeline, I was also in Chicago recently at the Convention Centre just along from the base ball park, do you know it? Really strong union lot they are over in that town, guess it goes back to the motor years. I worked for a company called Cummins Allison , do you know them? Great city centre you have in Windy, I like the part where the bridge and the old building over the road are lit up at night, it's near the TV or radio station, the one where you can see the broadcaster through the windows at street le vel. There is also a large paved area leading to a library or government building of some sort. I also remember an innovations shop down the street with a cycle in the window which could seat about 7 people. Loads of memories are flooding back to me as I write, do you know the "horror" style eating place not far from where I've just described where everyone dresses as a spook - guess someone's bound to reply "that's normal for the States" so I've pre-empted it. Some fun loving! ! people in Chicago, I'll get back there some day I hope, also to Arizona if my luck holds out. Anyway, if either of you see this message please give a response. Kind regards Bob
Bob the Bodger
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 07:29:37 (EST)

Joan, than you for you comments.When you have experienced as many earthquakes as we do every year, (admittedly most of them do no damage)then you'll get to know that there is absolutely nothing you can! We are off to Sydney, Melbourne Rome on 11th Marc h. I will have a quick look at Seaham 22/23, then off to LA for a couple of days.
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 02:39:31 (EST)

: Hi Uncle Stan, great comments in the guest book of late. Say Hi to everyone when you go home for the Mayor's ball. You should check out our Karen's little one Kyle (you great-great-nephew) he keeps great-gran Lil on her toes these days. Mam and Dad h ave finally come into the 21st century mobile phones and all! Last week our David went into business for himself so me Dad now has bragging rights in the club that 2 of his kids are entrepreneurs. Your compuserve address seems to have misplaced itself and the one in guestbook wouldn't deliver so let me know the current one. Hope to be over in Aug and get to see everyone.
Lesley Roberts <ladyboss67@yahoo.co.uk>
Phoenix, Arizona USA - Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 02:37:53 (EST)

Thomas Johnson" I liked your thoughts for the day... Here are mine. 1. Stop getting miffed over something someone said that does not make a difference in your life. 2. Stop getting miffed over someone who does not make a difference or influence your li fe. 3.Learn to have tolerance for ALL mankind - it will help the world to be a better place to live in. 4.Learn to accept ALL people for who they are - we can ALL learn from each other. 5. Learn to smile at your own shortcomings - we all have them. 6.Prac tice Patience and Understandings. 7. Practice Humility and learn to have a "humble" sense of humour! 8. Learn always to be friendly toward everyone. 9. Find your smile each day, wear it and make someone happy who is less fortunate than yourself. 10. Say s omething positive to someone every day. Have A super evening everyone. From your "Guest-Book" friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 19:05:41 (EST)

Oh, for crying out loud! some of you people are just ridiculose! I have not even talked about God for about a week and that was only in response to Thomas Johnson's challenge of Women, Men and the Bible. If you people would STOP directing comments to m e, then I would not have to answer the guest-book. Ooooh! you make me want to say, "Oh Bloody Hell!!!" There now! that's done it! I have just swore! so how perfect can I be? I am not! and I never said or implied that I was. I just enjoyed "chit-chatting!" and voicing my opinion. Also, I am not at all taking the "P..." out of Seaham. My goodness, some of you people on the guest-book are a little touchy! We are all adults and if we cannot even agree to disagree without getting miffed at each other, then, yo u know, there is something sadly wrong with our society. What is wrong with us human beings? Have we become so selfish, greedy, self-centered and narrow minded to be unable to have tolerance for other people who may hav! ! e a completely different perspective on life than ourselves? Come on people, just get it together, and stop with the comments directed toward me. Lets us again, start being nice...
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 19:03:48 (EST)

: Val Roberts. When you write about 'waling' don't you mean WHALING? In any case, deep sea fishermen should be used to icy weather. Are you on one of the boats out of the harbour.I recommend a thick sweater or a really good cardigan and some gloves meb be?
P Catching
Seaham, - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 19:01:42 (EST)

All religious belief is irrational.While that doesn't make it wrong, anyone's religion is his or her own affair, and not to be rammed down the their throats in a Guest Book.Mizz Markie (and her imitator) is the internet equivalent of the Morman door-to -doot salesmen, and every bit as daft!There is salvation for you though Mizz Markie, and the fathers of Seaham had it sussed years ago.They knew the reason we were poor in both pocket and soul was that they stopped growing vegetables.Back when a pound was neither a kilo nor a dollar but something so dependable you could marry it,(whoops, sorry to mention that word marry Mizzed Markie, you being a spinster an`all) every dad had a yard at the back (called the backyard) where he grew peas, potatoes, parsnips and carrots.So go dig it and dung it Mist Markie; and get Thomas to supply the fertilizer. He's very good at it!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 19:00:05 (EST)

: Has anyone got a photo. of The Harbour View (Lord Nelson) complete with the two pillars, which were knocked over by a delivery truck and never replaced?
Thomas Johnson <Ex-Seaham>
UK - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 18:57:43 (EST)

Sal I did not realise that the Town Council was Open on Saturdays. However I do intend to speak to them on Monday. I know that Seaham Town and Easington are not directly resposnible for gritting but I thought Seaham Town Council was there for the be nefit of the residents and it might have been a good idea for Seaham Town Council to provide grit bins ( filled with Grit ) to be used by the shop keepers when the weather is so bad. Dont worry I would not expect the Council representative or the Mayor t o shovel grit up and down Church street - they are too busy orgainsing the "Ball".
Val Roberts <: valerier_2000_uk@yahoo.co.uk>
Seaham, - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 18:55:22 (EST)

Everyone is forever going on about you know who. If everyone paid no further attention and never mentioned the name in correspondence in this guest book; then I'm sure the said person would eventually get tired of trying to brain wash us all. But if we keep on showing our irritations then the long winded sermons will plague us all forever.
alan dobson <dobsonja@hotmail.com>
penzance, cornwall england - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 18:53:03 (EST)

Stan I hope you win a prize at the Ball. Please make yourself known on the night.
Lady Mayor
Seaham, - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:29:09 (EST)

T Val Roberts regarding Church Street. Have yoy ever thought to contact the Town Council for an explanation.
Sal
Seaham, - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:27:21 (EST)

: Jaqueline, Jaqueline, Jaqueline! We all know how to spell your nam. We all know you are a moral, upright, god-fearing and happy person. We know you are fond of debonair, intelligent American West Pointers and you adore elegant meals and the theatre a s well as hospices and charities! We bow down to your superior intellect and disdain of Seaham! Now! Do you understand the diligent and generous man who makes the Seaham web site work and keeps it so well. He has designed a chat room and meny other sections. This section is called a guest book and as its title implies is for casual, CASUAL calling in for diverse reasons. You are an intelligent lady, you must understand this. Now, consider your options. You can continue as you are.....or you could "guest" occasionally so that we can apprec iate what you have to say. I'm sure Tony and many others agree that filling the guest book is a little selfish To all ... I'll be in Seaham for the Mayor's Ball! Look forward to winning a raffle organised for charity. Perhaps the Lady Markie will be there to present the prizes!
Stan Cooper <swcooper@cs.com>
- Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:24:47 (EST)

Thought for today: Spring is in the air! Flowers are budding! Squirrels are waking from their slumbers! and other parts and places are de-frosting. Praise to the Lord, His wonders are infinite!
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:20:42 (EST)

I was out in Church Street this morning. Unfortunately I did not stay long. It was impossible to walk - the pedestrian area was thick with ice. No effort by any council ( Seaham Town or Easington ) had been made to improve waling conditions. Maybe the next time the Seaham Town Council and it hanger ons are entertaining their friend from Germany they might remember that the money could and should be better spent.
Val Roberts <valerier_2000_uk@yhaoo.co.uk>
Seaham, - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:19:23 (EST)

Dear Miss Markie Just what lunatic cult do you belong to? You must realise that unless you are a Roman Catholic and support Celtic in all their matches against the Hun you will go to Hell and your soul will be damned forever.
Mick Turner <: merry@mint.com>
Seaham, Co Durham England - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:17:19 (EST)

Did Seaham lose its sense of humour when it lost its pits? There seems to be a lot of nastiness about the place. Is there nobody to stand up to that nutter Markie. I think she's taking the piss out of everyone at Seaham and you are letting her away wit h it. She has her right to her opinion and so do you to yours, so start writing and combat this prim miss.
louise <laiglejuridique@hotmail.com>
paris france - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:15:37 (EST)

Markie-Far from being negative,I'am very positive in my comments.Have you ever read the first paragraph of the introduction to the Guest Book?By the way very bad taste comments regarding cancer,hospice etc.
Tony
Spain - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 11:13:47 (EST)

To Anyone who's interesred. You've missed the Foam Party. It was at Dawdon Club last night. Seaham is where it's at
Sal
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 05:27:27 (EST)

To D, Donaldson, Hi David nice to hear from you. Hope Val and the boys are OK Regards Sadie
Sadie M <Sadie@daltonet.com>
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 05:25:25 (EST)

Why is it that those who seek enlightenment and spirituality are always the ones who are most lacking in it?You know the type, they need much more religion in their daily diet than normal people, so they become "Happy Clappers", particularly in the goo d old U S of A. Ms. Markie is either totally morally bankrupt to need so much spiritualism, or she is as thick as the proverbial brick, (or bricks, as the case may be, because "she" has an associate).She's so tuned in to the sound of her own raving she c an't get the message given by a number of people here that she must desist! I think the question as to whether or not contibutors stay away from the Guest Book because of her witterings has a very clear answer.Either she goes, or they stay away. That's no t religion you're hooked on Ms. Markie, it's ideology, (look it up).
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 05:21:53 (EST)

To "Tony" From Spain. Oh goodness me! Stop being so snippy! All you do is complain about individuals you do not like.(me.)However, you never have anything constructive to say or bring anything productive to the "guest-book." Go read the message I left for "Mr. Madheed" on the "silly" page of the guest-book and maybe you will learn to be "Happy, Happy, Happy" It is not as if life for you is that bad. Goodness, you could be poor, homeless and hungry. You could be suffering from Cancer and being in a Hosp ice. You could be out of work, or living in an abusive environment. There are so many terrible things that could go wrong in your life and then you would have something to complain about. For now, I am assuming you are fine. So why the heck are you always so negative? and always complaining? Learn to accept me for who I am and stop getting "miffed" over someone who does not make a difference in your life. Go find your smile and sense of humor and bring it back to the gu! ! est-book. Hope to see you soon. God Bless, your Happy "Guest-Book" friend, Jacqueline. "Smile! life is a gift!"
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 05:20:01 (EST)

To my dear "Guest-Book" friend, "Thomas Johnson" - your apologies are accepted. I really do not make an issue of how people spell my name, as long as they do not refer to me as "Jackie" as my name is Jacqueline. Though,if I am in a hurry and I have to sign a card or something, I will sign my name as "Jacquie`" (The French spelling.) However, that is very rare. I am a "Jacqueline." Besides, there are quite a few ways to spell the name "Jacqueline" so do not worry about it. I hope you are doing well and had a great Friday evening. I actually went to a talent show for the Junior high kids - they were really good and creative. Okay I am off for now. God Bless, your friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 05:17:56 (EST)

To "P Catching" you are way off the mark! I have nothing to do with "Mad-Max." I changed my account so that I could get A.O.L for unlimmited use for only $20.00 per month. When I changed my account, I was unable to use my e-mail of Katherine Markie@aol .com Therefore, I used my other middle name which is "Mary." I have no idea who the heck that Mad-Max or Mr. Madheed are! Besides, my writings are easily identified. I do not think I think or write along the same lines as Mad-Max or Mr.Madheed.If we all p ut our heads together and annaylize their writings then maybe we may be able to solve the great mystery. Have a great day "Mr. P. Catching!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 05:16:10 (EST)

: Jacqueline, Sorry ISeem to have been spelling your name wrong for quite a while now!(this was brought to my attention by Wimp from Seaham, thanks Wimp, Jacquelin is to much of a Lady to tell me , sorry again Jacqueline I'll try and get it right from now on. p.s. I havn't forgot to answer your "topic" about "can Men & Women be just friends?" It takes a bit of thinking about.
Thomas Johnson
Seaham, - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 18:48:55 (EST)

SO I'm way of the mark am I? Well, two MM's seems a little coincidental. And as for you, Thomas Johnson .........or should we read "John Thomas"? Not the cleverest of disguises for a woman to use. As we say in Seaham - you're utter crap at impressionat ions! Get down to the CooP at the harbour - they're after a doorperson.
: P Catching
Seaham, - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 18:47:32 (EST)

: Jacqueline, thanks for the speedy response! You did manage to satisfy some of my curious thoughts, however, you did also manage to use the phrase "chip on my shoulder" twice in the same reply! Touched a nerve, eh?!? OK, so you covered most points but you never replied to my main question which was asking you why you don't set up your own website/chatroom?!?! Why use the guestbook? Ok, so maybe you raise some discussion points but surely the guestbook exists for people to share their thoughts ab out Seaham and to find people from the past etc etc etc.......In my own lowly personal opinion, I think that some people may actually be refraining from using this service because they think it is being used purely by yourself and your "online pals". Sur ely you must get sick of the constant remarks about you, the nasty comments made etc? Or are you thick skinned? Can you handle the constant jibes? Whilst a lot of folk are joining in with your discussions, others are ma! ! king comments about being a tad fed up with the whole Markie, Madheed, John Armes scenario! And then......yes and then.....you ask us to discuss a topic!!!!!!!!! Of your choice!!!! Think about your own website, Jacqueline............PLEASE!!!
Joan Curtia (neeDuggan) <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 18:45:45 (EST)

Jacqueline-I didn't get my wish,which was to be expected really,as several contributors have commented on.Why don't you and preacher Johnson just e.m. each other every few hours and make us all happy.By the way a very interesting point you raised P.Cat ching.
Tony
Spain - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 18:42:51 (EST)

Hi, Anyone remember me, Derek Close. Left Seaham 1969 at age 19 and never came back other than for visits. Lived in Dawdon and went to Camden Square and Seaham North Lea schools. Now work at Aston University in Birmingham.
Derek Close <D.Close@aston.ac.uk>
Studley, Warwickshire UK - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 15:52:42 (EST)

: My Godness! the comments just keep flying - don't they? For heaven's sakes, some of you people must live a very boring life if all you can talk about is "Jacqueline Markie." You say that you are tired of my comments, yet, strange that all you do is d iscuss is my name on the guest-book. Don't some of you have other, more important things to discuss or to write about? Well, perhaps after all, as "Thomas Johnson" says, maybe I am an "asset" to the Guest-book. At least I chit-chat about life and society and not always about an individual who I do not care for. Also, if you have noticed, I have NEVER once, made a rude comment or insult or made one unkind word directed to any "one" person. I think some of you may perhaps be "misjudging" me. If I was a terr ible individual, I think my comments to some people in the guest-book would not be as passive, patient or understanding. Though, again, I live in a large country with so many ethnic groups; that I have learned to just acc! ! ept everyone for who they are - and learned from people. I like to see the good in all people. So come on, people of Seaham, stop having your glass always half empty. Instead, keep it half full - be positive! and stop mis-judging. Have a great day!
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 15:49:52 (EST)

P Catching, You're way off the mark with your observation of 2nd March, my enteries dont mean I'm either! If you smell a Rat Mate, I suggest you have a bath, try Fairy soap, it sounds just up your Street!
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 15:47:27 (EST)

Jenny, For a Yorkshire Lassie you seem very shrewd! you must eminate from the Harbour I think you;ve got to much off to be Yorkshire born? you@re very near the mark with most of your observations, indeed I would be honoured to get-together (as you put it) with Jacquiline, not Katherine! which I think was a slip of "the pen" as I think we could all learn a lot from Jacquiline if we READ her missives with an open mind, needless to say I think she has to much off for most of her Critics most of whom see m to just wallow around in an orgy of self-pity. "synical little clever clogs" I'll take that as a compliment! "Old girl like you?" I don't think you're old you write like a woman in her 40s? Anyway thanks for the mention, I am not "casting" now, but how about telling us all a little about Yourself, you dont have to write a book but come on tell us a "wee bit " as my Scottish G/Mother used to say, God bless her!
Thomas Johnson
UK - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 15:46:11 (EST)

Just spent ages reading through the guest book. Didn't realise how many names I can still remeber. Great site, well done Eddie.
D. Donaldson <DD4Phoenix@aol.com>
Salisbury, Wiltshire England - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 07:01:00 (EST)

Jacqueline. What happened to the 2 week break you promised us?
louise wolfe <laiglejuridique@hoynail.com>
paris, france - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 06:58:20 (EST)

: How interesting that both 'Mad Max(ine) and Mary Markie both misspell the word "entries" in the same way. Chance? Coincidence? Freudian slip? Fascinating as well that the recent quiet period on the part of MM (Mad Max) coincided with a period of chat ter on the part of MM (Mary Markie). I smell a rat!
P. Catching
Seaham, - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 06:56:03 (EST)

Well, Well, Well!!! For someone who, apparently is bugging people and who has 'miffed" a few people, I still seem to be the topic of conversation. I have for the past few days kept my entries to limit. I was trying very hard NOT to comment on enteries directed to me. The challenge is too much! If I am annoying, then why do you people continue to mention my name in your entries? If you do not like me, or what I have to say, then just ingore me - simple as that! Yes, I suppose, still after all these year s I do have a "chip on my shoulder" about Seaham and the life I experienced. But, at least I am honest and admit; and am trying with all my heart, to learn to accept Seaham as a great town. As for my enteries, "The first kiss" entry was directed at "Thoma s Johnson" for his challenge on "Women, the Bible and Marriage." So what if I am expressive when answering a comment that is obviously directed at me. Why not be? Or, should I be a frightened mouse and coward and hide b! ! ehind a silly made up e-mail name. No, I will not do that! I will hold my head high, and take the remarks I am given. No, I do not want for people to say, "Ooh, Jacqueline Markie, hasn't she done well." I would like for people to stop being so "petty" and getting miffed over stupid things. If I can admit that I can be a pain in the butt, with my out-spoken personality and know very well that I am just a strong personality type - but that is just me. Then, why can't you people get off my back and accept "O h well... that is just her!" I really mean no harm to anyone or to cause such an offense to anyone.I am actually quite a friendly person and gets along with just about anyone!Perhaps I do go on a bit, but, hey! what can I say? That's me! I have my own uni que individual personality. If I can laugh at my "ditsyness" then why can't you all just humerously accept it. At least I have brought up some very valid and good points in discussions on this guest-book. At least I am not afr! ! aid to say how I see it and to speak out. Also, I may have a bit of a chip on my shoulder, but I rarely hold grudges - so please people, take what I have to say with a sense of humour and smile about it. Life is way too short to be getting miffed with eve ryone you come in contact with, just because they may think a little different to you. Maybe because I live in a huge country and have to deal with all kinds of people every day, that I have "de-sensitised" myself to perhaps the "normal" human race. Of co urse, defining "normal" is very complex. I guess, I just accept everyone for who they are and can laugh and smile at my own mistakes. Have a great day everyone at work or school or whatever you all do - God Bless and goodnight!
Jacqueline <mary markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 02:59:53 (EST)

: hi everyone im BACK have you missed me???? nice to see you all again...hi frank...
madmax
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 02:56:05 (EST)

To Lesley Roberts. Seaham Hall should be opened either late March or early April. Will keep you informed
Sadie M
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:21:02 (EST)

Don't know if it was mentioned in the news here in Canada we had an earthquake, it was worse in USA, in Seattle it was a 6.8, there was another after shock during the night but a small one no-one felt. All that happened to us was that the house shook, it was a weird feeling and pretty scary. My daughters school didnt suffer, but one High School was evacuated because of cracks in walls. It was nothing compared to India, hopefully we never have to go through that, but it was still scary. It seems everyone is getting upset at JM, I do tend to agree with most that she repeats herself constantly and tends to go on a bit. I usually skim through them because they almost always say the same thing. Hi Colin, havent seen you on the guest book for a while, hope all is well.
Joan <mark_watkinson@telus.net>
Mission, B.C Canada - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:18:55 (EST)

Hi, Seaham. I enjoy reading this Guest book. It’s interesting and at times humorous. Dare I make a few observations? Beardy am I right in saying that in one of your entries you said that there is room on this guest book for everyone. Bible bashers etc. Have you changed your mind? Katherine, some of your thoughts are really interesting but people are right when they say you repeat the same things again and again. I know you hate Clinton, you love Bush, you are a Catholic and a wonderful person who does great work for charities etc. etc. Do you have to tell us so often? Shame because you can be really witty and original when you want to be. Thomas, you seem to be a bit of a cynical little clever glogs and far too smart for an old girl like me to fathom. I think you enjoy going ‘fishing’ quite a lot and I wonder where you will cast your bait next time. Perhaps you and Katherine should get together you seem to be well matched. Alan, stay with us. Ignore those ‘negative’ ! ! jibes.
Jenny <murielroy@gunhill.freeserve.co.uk.uk>
Yorkshire - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:16:27 (EST)

: Does anyone know when Seaham Hall is supposed to open up?
Lesley Roberts <ladyboss67@yahoo.co.uk>
Phoeniz, Arizona - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:14:04 (EST)

: I would love to add to the guestbook but my messages don't seem to be appearing! Are you trying to tell me something?!?!
Joanne Curtis (nee Duggan) <: I would love to add to the guestbook but my messages don't seem to be appearing! gingejozee@hotma il.com>
Seaham, - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:11:31 (EST)

To Jacqueline:- You seem to have given into temptation so quickly, my dear. You managed not to "zip in" to the guestbook for at least 24 hours! I don't want to appear rude or offensive in any way but I am curious to know why you don't just open up y our own website or chatroom?? Picture it now.....www.jackie-markie-kingdom.com. You tell us so often about your life both past and present. Indeed, you tell us so many personal things about yourself such as your first kiss etc. Yet all the time you se em to have a huge chip on your shoulder about Seaham and you are telling these very personal things to people that you probably don't even like?!?!! Why is that? What do you crave? Do you want people to say "Oooh Jackie Markie, hasn't she done well?" Like I say, I'm not aiming to be rude.....I am just slightly curious!
: Joanne Curtis (nee Duggan) <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:08:45 (EST)

I thought that if you had an accoustic guitar, it meant that you were a protest singer? Discuss. FANTASTIC!
: Capt Fantastic!
Seaham, - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:06:17 (EST)

Skipper I missed a bit out, the bowler was Harold Larwood Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian
South Australia - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:03:42 (EST)

Hi-Skipper , Yes I have played the game , have you ? you didn't answer .but you are wrong ,I criticised your opinions and gave you facts.Heres a couple more ,in 1948,"the Don" let Lindwall & Miller loose on the poms the Aussies made a cleansweep of it, Aussies ALL -- England non !!!they got Bradman out but they couldn't take it , nothing much has changed has it ? .English batsman Wally Hamond stated "if bodyline had continued he would have got out of the game".English fast bowler stated "I do not know of any batsman facing bodyline bowling who is not of the opinion, that it will kill cricket. Of course it didn't but in 1932 Jardine was flirting with the rules that applied at that time , Regards Oz-Brian
Oz-Brian
South Australia - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:02:12 (EST)

To Jacqueline:- Unless someone is impersonating you the "Markie free week" has gone incredibly quick. It lasted all of 24 hours! You are a very curious character, Miss Markie. I often wonder why you don't just open up your own website or chat room? ?? Why do you get such a "kick" out of the Seaham Guestbook? Please don't take offence, I don't mean to be rude, I am just very curious. You tell the whole population of Seaham about your life so many times: about everything from your first kiss, your school days, who you remember from school, etc right through to your hectic life today in America. That does not seem odd I suppose apart from the fact that you seem to cover the same issues time and time again. Why is that? You always seem to have a h uge chip on your shoulder about your days in Seaham yet you can't resist signing in every day to see if anyone on the guest book is taking the bait. What is it that you crave? Do you just want people from school days ! ! to say "Wow, isn't Jackie Markie a strong character these days and hasn't she done well for herself? Who would have thought eh?" You say that you don't sit at your pc for 4 hours a day typing your messages but you do seem to be slightly obsessed! Like I say, I'm just curious....................
Joanne Curtis (nee Duggan) <gingejozee@hotmail.com>
Seaham, - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 18:59:54 (EST)

Jacquiline Hope you carry on for many years contributing to this Guest-page, ignore the negative criticism from doubtful sources you are an asset to this page, "lang may your lum reek" which is similar to the greeting "
Thomas Johnson
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 11:04:50 (EST)

Tony from Spain, Your last para. on your letter of 28th Feb, states "this is prob. the last contribution I shall make to the web site" Is that a promise? or are you just saying that to make us all feel good?
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 11:01:47 (EST)

Ms.Markie, I am tired of your philosophic drivel, and that of your impersonator, but am nevertheless grateful for two things. One, you don't live next door to me with your interminable dribbling at the mouth, and two, you live in America where your rel igious ravings probably go unnoticed among a nation beset by similar religious cranks.For your god's sake woman, put a sock in it!
Colin <nobby@paradise.net.nz>
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 03:32:25 (EST)

Dear "John Armes" or Mr. Madheed, I have left you a message on the "silly" page of the guest-book. I explained I did send you an e-mail from the e-mail address you left with your message to me on this "silly" page of the guest-book. Anyway, it was retu rned to me from "Mailer-Damon" saying address unknown. Otherwords it would not go thru. Anyway, read you message on the "silly" page. It is a nice message, but I do not want to repeat myself. Take Care and God Bless, your friend, Jacqueline.
Jacqueline <Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 03:30:58 (EST)

Ms Markie. Simply - Guest books are made for guest contributions. Note in capitals! GUEST. Do as Tony requests and make thousand happy plus some other erstwhile contributors instead ohogging a guest book for people who aren't apparently good enough for you!
Stan Cooper <: swcooper@cs.com>
Sale, - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 13:04:07 (EST)

No doubt about it Don Bradman was the finest batsman of his era and a Gentleman "to boot" It is always difficult to make comparisons with Players of different era's but another "great2cwho springs to mind is W.G.Grace but as I've said comparisons are difficult
Thomas Johnson
ex Seaham, - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 13:02:34 (EST)

: I think it is very patronizing to be given a discussion topic, particularly by someone who is so illogical. We people of Seaham are capable of discussing lots of topics without supervision. Some of us have been outside of the town for up to two weeks at a time.
seahamer- with -brain
seaham, - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 13:01:09 (EST)

Okay "Tony" from Spain - You know I actually get a "kick" out of this guest-book. Finally, I can be out-spoken in Seaham and finally, no-one cares! Anyway, I will give myself a challenge (not a biggy - so it is really no challenge, nevertheless I will do it)I will stay off the guest-book for one week, starting after this entry. Oh, second thoughts, a challenge for me, is not to respond to comments directed to myself. So, I may read the guest-book, I will not enter any comments. There you go... You have got your wish. I can take a "bloody hint!" Thomas Johnson, sorry dear, but I am to take a break - people are getting annoyed with me. I think some people should lightened up! Wake up and smell the coffee! and put on a smile and be cheerful. My goodness, life is too short to be getting miffed with every person who bugs you. Today is Lent, so Tony you will be in my prayers. Bye... See ya'll next week! Jacqueline....
Jacqueline <: Mary Markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 12:59:38 (EST)

Bloody hell can't you take a hint Markie you talk about zipping on to the Seaham G.B. A zip is designed to come up and down very quickly. Have you never thought for sake of the normal contributors to this Guest book, to try and apply the same principle to the overwhelming time that you spend on this priveleged facility for normal Seaham contributors.Please there must be some web sites in that 'Gods'country you are now living in that have not yet been subjected to your 'preachings'.Or are I'am being conned by some 'entity' that does'nt really exist.Please Markie try tapping into the millions of American Guest books who have not yet heard of you.You will have a bloody field day.From what I can gather from your 'lessons' you did not have a very nice time of it when you lived in Seaham,so why the hell do you spend so much time on their guest book.I was born in Seaham and have so many happy memories of that great town,the people the culture,and I also have the privel! ! ege of being the son of a pitman,Ralph Winship who finished his mining career at the pithead baths at Vane Tempest.This is the longest and probably the last contribution I will make to my newly discovered web site,simply because I have not got the patienc e or the time to read 'War and Peace'again.
Tony again
Spain - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 03:45:14 (EST)

Dearest "Thomas Johnson" Maybe I should swallow my a bit of my pride - I think a little bit - just a little bit, maybe a wee bit of my heart is in Seaham. However, I would never feel comfortable living back in Seaham as too many years have gone by. I w ould miss the States too much. Besides, what work is there for me in Seaham. No one is Seaham wants to have a Missionary worker or an out-spoken conservative Catholic or someone who is Republican. The British think we, Americans are too loud and obnoxious . I am also an American. I have a loyality to this country also. I waited too long to become a citizen and to finally feel "I belong." Maybe in another 10 years time I may feel different. Besides, I love to travel. If I leave America it would be to go to the developing countries to do Humanitarian work. I could never settle in Seaham for a long period of time and be happy. I would be too bored and I think people would get annoyed with me, and before I know it, I would n! ! ot be wanted. Remember, Seaham is a small town and people know everyone and everything that goes on. Small town folk do not like change or new and different people trying to change things. Sorry Thomas, we can be friends over the guest-book. But I do so m uch enjoy chit-chatting" to you and to others. Thank you for your sincere kindness. (Also, this is really me. I am being sincere.) I will e-mail you, if you wish, to let you know that this is me. God Bless,your friend - Jacqueline Katherine Mary Markie.
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 03:42:37 (EST)

HEY! FOLKS! I have a great topic to discuss. Unfortunately it is not an original; but it is worth a discussion over. "Can Men and Women be "Just Friends." Or, is that almost impossible due to the lack of control men have with their hormonal system.?" I say that men and women who are attracted to each other can still be "just friends." What do you have to say? The topic is controversial and one sided - I did that purposely to try to get some Independent Thinking going on. I mean you guys do not wish to discuss Politics, or Religion, besides we have just had a Religious debate. Or even I do not think you care to discuss society. So, here is a discussion - I am challenging you with.
Jacqueline <Katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 03:37:53 (EST)

To "John Armes" or "Mr. Madheed" Or "JA" Whatever! Anyway, I e-mailed you today from the e-mail address you left on the "silly" page of the guest-book. I hope you get the e-mail. It is long.... but what else could you expect from me, who loves to "drib ble!" and "chitty-chat!" Anyway, I hope you enjoy it and do e-mail me soon. Your friend, Jacqueline Katherine Mary Markie. As if no-one knows my name by now! At least I have never hid behind a fake e-mail. When I have something to say, I say it and do not hide behind what I say.
Jacqueline <: Katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 03:35:50 (EST)

God please help us poor souls on the Seaham guest book we now have a Mr.Katherine Katherine Markie @ aol.com
Tony <: tony@guadalmina.com>
San Pedro, Malaga Spain - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 03:34:00 (EST)

: "Bodyline Tour" Australia 1 v England 4. Englands captain Douglas Jardine was told to win the ashes "by any means necessary", which meant stop Bradman "by any means necessary". So they did. Don Bradman was and will probably always be the finest batsman ever to play the game of cricket. Even though he was an Australian/Royalist/Anti-Catholic. Still...R.I.P...Sir Don.
joe
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 03:32:19 (EST)

There was a slight error on my vacation dates - My parents are visiting me in the Good Old USA March 27th thru April 3rd. So I think I will be so busy entertaining my mom and dad, that I will not have time to get on the guest-book. Better yet, they alr eady know how out-spoken, vivacious and opinionated I am - they read my letters! So why would I want them to see the guest-book. Hey, folks, I am so excited! I can be my parents very own personal tour guide! They can hear me "chitter-chatter" from 5.15am until the wee hours in the morning! I have not been home for almost 10 years and that was the last time I saw my parents - when I was just 22 years old. Here I am a 32 year old woman! Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I am so excited! I am bouncing off the walls - no need for the Coffee-mocha at Starbucks. I am already hypo as it is. So, there you go folks, you will have a whole week break from me in a few weeks time. Until then, I am still zipping in and out of the guest-book pa! ! ges. Thank you again Thomas Johnson for your continious support. I think people really do enjoy reading what I have to say - most of the time. At least I add " ZEST" and "SPICE" into the guest-book. So come on, come up with another topic to discuss. Have a great evening everyone. I am off to have my last chocolate-chip cookie. I am giving them up for lent, as well as meat and coffee
Jacqueline <Katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 03:30:49 (EST)

To Nigel Steel. Thanks for the apology but there was no need. You just caught me on a bad day and it was a long time ago.Regards Sadie
Sadie M
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 17:49:17 (EST)

: Mr Oz - sorry, didn't realise it was a genuine surname.You criticise my 'facts' but all you offer in exchange is opinion. Are you suggesting that at the time in question the use of leg theory was illegal in cricket ...... surely, even in your country no-one holds that to be a fact. As to your implication that bowling at a batsman's body is unusual - have you ever actually played the game?
Skipper <batsman@wicket.com>
England - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 17:46:43 (EST)

Hello Jacqueline,I'm very well thanks. Iwill pass on your regards to Paul and Richie.Idon't see much of the others you mentioned,i see them occasionally and they are all fine with families of their own. Hello Jacqueline,I'm very well thanks. Iwill pass on your regards to Paul and Richie.Idon't see much of the others you mentioned,i see them occasionally and they are all fine with families of their own.
Lynn <: George @Adcock45.Freeserve.co.uk>
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 17:44:33 (EST)

Hello England. I love beer me.
Ted McKrilly <moomin@intel.com>
: Nozzinagriba, Cassro Turkey - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 13:19:13 (EST)

I do enjoy reading the Guestbook and to those who say that a certain lady is monopolising it, I say rubbish, I think we all enjoy reading Jacquiline's missives and whilst they may be controversial, I believe they are honestly given, so lets have critic ism of a CONSTRUCTIVE nature less please of this back-stabbing,we all saw where it got the Romans. I believe that we all have priorities in life and different people have different ideas on what they should be! So I would like to ask Jacquiline, just what are your priorities in general, or anyone else like to state theirs? I'll start by outlining briefly my own. First and foremost I believe in Familiesand my own is my foremost one in life, secondly is my faith, not only in God but in the sanctuary of life in all its forms, a lot of People might think I have these two in the wrong order,but that is the way I have them and the way I prefer them, I also believe in those old virtues of faith hope and above all Charity, a little more of the latter would not come amiss to some of the contributors to this Guestbook, also a bit of "give and take" in the correct manner, lets agree to disagree in an agreeable manner. So to Jacquiline I would say you are getting there, come back to Seaham (if you so desire it)and start courting a nice Seaham Laddie, I know your heart is still here, come and join us, good luck and Godbless and God bless Seaham
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 13:16:54 (EST)

: Mr Madheed, If you havn't got anything constructive to say you'd be better to say nothing at all, which on the other hand is what you are really saying, stick to things you know something about, like for instance that great Football club at the Stad ium of Light!
Thomas Johnson
- Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 13:14:37 (EST)

Oz Brian, Glad to hear you're all in one piece Mate! How are things down/under in the Colonies?
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 13:12:57 (EST)

There is a God-A whole weeks break from the 24th.till 31st best news on the guest book since it's inception.Lets have a party.
Tony
Spain - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 13:11:42 (EST)

Hey ! skipper Well spotted , yes I'm an Australian sprung from the loins of Deneside. Do you play cricket ? or are you a fan ? either way you should check your facts . The mark of the man was as you said ,"the whole world had to change the way cricket was played " you were right there .The plan hatched by your Mr Jardine ,was to contain the great man ,by packing the leg side field and aiming for his body , it worked,he was out for a daffy duck first ball,the second innings he was 103 not out,in the ser ies he managed another 3 x 50's . I don't know where your sour grapes are coming from but you are out of step with the English cricket elite and Wisden . He was never humbled on a cricket pitch but he was a humble man ,he made 6996 runs in 52 Test matches ,really mate ! Regards Oz-Brian
Oz Brian
South Australia - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 07:54:43 (EST)

To "Mr. Madheed" Let me tell you, to your surprise I do have a life! A very busy one at that. Nor, do I sit for 4 hours typing on this guest book. I zip on it during the morning before work. Then, I zip on it in the evening - like now - after my work a nd after working out at the health club. Or after, I have been helping someone at the crisis center. At weekends, I have a little more flexability - with my schedule, therefore, I like to zip on this page and see who has been on and answer any comments di rected to me. As for a "sad-loser" you know! better yet, I am not going to comment. I am going to try to live by my "lenton" challenge. "Be delicate and courteous, even when being provoked." I think, if you are the person I think you are, (and I will not reveal you - I may be cross with you, but I still believe in giving everyone their human dignity they deserve, so out of human respect I am not going to say who I think you are.)But I think we both know that I have work! ! ed extremely hard at earning my Degree and working here in the States and doing the work that I do. It is not the best paid work - but it is work that is rewarding. I enjoy and love with all my heart working with the poor and working with children. I love being a "Substitute Mother." Especially to the poorer children. All they want is to be loved and understood. Aside from my work - I absolutely love my free-time and my interests and visiting with my friends. I have a wonderful life. At times it is very b usy and other times it is rather quiet. A loser - no! I would have been a loser if I gave upon myself or life. I did not. I am sorry you still feel such hatred toward me that you must lower yourself and use unkind words. You were once a nice person - and I bet deep down you still are. Anyway, folks, guess what? the week of March 24th through 31st either my parents are coming over to visit me. Or, I will be away doing some Missionary work for one week either in North Dakota or ! ! Minnesota. So! people! that means in a few weeks time you will have 7 days break from me! Until then, I enjoy zipping in and out of this page. I am very expressive and fully believe in expressing opinions. Sorry to the ones who get annoyed with me. But at least I am kind and not so offensive. Please give me some credit - I am not all that bad! Or, am I? Goodnight all and God Bless!
Jacqueline <: Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 05:11:45 (EST)

: OZ Brian thanks for your email via Shirley i am still having problems with my surver i will get in touch as soon as i can regards to you 7 Angela Margaret
margaret jones <marga.gos@libertysurf>
selby, west yorkshire england - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 19:46:42 (EST)

Well, Oz Brian. I take it that you're from Australia as opposed to being related to a wizard from Kansas. Easy to forget , is it not, that the whole world had to change it's way of playing cricket because your Mr Bradman couldn't play a ball pitched on , or just outside leg. Have the great man fail in front of his home crowd? See a demi god humbled? Lets change the rules to avoid embarassing him! Perhaps now we can return to leg theory and we'll see who the 'all rounders' are.
The Skipper <batsman@wicket.com>
England - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 19:44:44 (EST)

Ms Markie I have been visiting the guest book for a few months now. Why don’t you try reading through your previous entries and see if you can stay awake long enough to get through them all. I can’t disagree with most of what you have to say, but you continually re peat and occasionally contradict yourself. On one of your recent quotes we do agree, and that is that all of us are different. Thank goodness for that. If everyone used the guest book as you do, it would be like reading War and Peace. Please give us a bre ak. Take another holiday – sorry vacation. Luv xxx
Beardy <: peterb@rolt200.fsnet.co.uk>
Cheshire England - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 19:42:28 (EST)

CAN I SAY JACKIE, YOU ARE ONE SAD LOSER. WHY THE HELL WOULD U SIT AND TYPE 4 HOURS ON END ON THIS WEB SITE. GET A LIFE!!!!. ANY WAY, THERES ME OFF 2 GET SOME LCL, NEE WAY.
MR MADHEED
SEAHAM, DURHAM ENGLAND - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 19:40:14 (EST)

Brian Rowell The email wasn't for you it was for OZ Brian Tobin South Australia sorry if you got it wrong
margaret jones <marga.gos@libertysurf.co.uk>
sowerby bridge, yorkshire england - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 19:38:10 (EST)

Anybody who has any sense of history, tradition and indeed cares about Seaham, would do well to read the Banner Fund Page. Whilst the coal mines was hardly the perfect working enviroment, there is little doubt the entire, history of the town is to be seen on those standards.Enough sacrifice was made by the people of this town, both men & women, to ensure the coal owners were kept in luxury. Those banners were earned by the blood, sweat & toil of generations of miners and the least we can do is to attempt to restore them to there rightful glory. Good luck and well done Albert. kept coming
joe
- Monday, February 26, 2001 at 19:35:34 (EST)

If only St. Katherine would live by Mother Theresa's precepts we wouldn't be in this fine mess!
Stan Cooper <swcooper@cs.com>
Sale UK - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 19:34:01 (EST)

: "Lynne Lyons" hope you get this message. I hope you are well - please give my kindest regards to Richard Whitmore - I remember I enjoyed listening to him speak with his Nottingham accent. He was in my form class and also in my English class with Mr. Macneeny and also with Mrs. Cairns - I think he had a small crush on her. She was a young teacher and new to the school. Richard use to make fun of the way I read/spoke. He said I spoke "posh." My word, I would hate to hear the fun he would make of me now . I do not sound completely American, nor, do I sound as if I came from the north of England. My accent is a funny mixture of different accents. Also, please give kind regards to Paul Macgann - I remember him too. I remember too much of school days. If my memory was as good at remembering directions as I do of school days and 'dates' of the years/history etc.. I would be in great shape for being an excellent navigator! As it is, it takes me forever to learn my way aroun! ! d places. Though, thank Goodness, that driving in America I think is a lot easier than back home. I do not have to figure out those "round abouts!" Take care!
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 14:13:46 (EST)

: In the words of a well known sitcom actor 'I don't believe it'.She doesn't want to say anything about Bill Clinton and then proceeds to wax lyrical about how he has been a complete disgrace to the country.Katherine you replied to several visitors tha t you are going to try and cool down a bit,then promptly gave a whole 'lesson' on Mother Theresa,followed by a chapter on the 'chatty wife subject'. I have only been visiting the G.B.for several days and already I'am becoming fed up with your ramblings,remember you are supposed to be guest, what is it with you? no wonder people are dismissing or scrolling the reams of 'markiania' and subsequently not visiting the G.B. Come on Katherine be a girl of your word and restrict your visits and irrelevent 'dribble' to messages that people will be interested in,leave the so called 'Zest'for cooking those famous Amereican 'fruit cakes'
Tony
Spain - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 14:11:11 (EST)

Havev just been reading the Miners Banner Fund pages, seems like a grand idea, but why Oh Why are there no Ladies on the Board of Trustees? Seaham owes as much to its Ladies (past&present as it does to its Menfolk, So come on you Menfolk draft a few of the lassies onto the Board of Trustees! They will be an asset to the scheme!
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 14:09:10 (EST)

Thomas Johnson ,No I haven't lost my tongue , in fact all my bits are still intact, thanks for the concern Regards Oz-Brian
Oz Brian
South Australia - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 14:07:47 (EST)

Hey Skipper, You joined with this sports mad country Australia to mourn the death of Sir Donald Bradman, and indeed he was good chap as you said. But really it's difficult to criticise a man who scored 117 Test centuries, had a Test average of 99.94 sc ored a record 334 in a Test ,against England,hit a first class record 452 runs. Hardly a weak point in his technique to amass that kind of run haul. If your comment about a suspect leg side action,refers to the infamous bodyline series , he still had a 56 .57 run average. A point of interest relating to the man's greatness, 50 years after his career ended he was still devoting 4hrs a day to answer fan mail . Ain't that something ! Regards Oz-Brian
Oz Brian
South Australia - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 14:06:41 (EST)

Hi ! Margaret ,We sent you an E-Mail via your friend Shirley I,m not sure if your service provider is suspect , perhaps the E-Mail will help to solve your problem Regards Oz-Brian
Oz Brian
South Australia - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 14:04:36 (EST)

To The Dear People of This Wonderful "Guest-Book" I thought that before people start becoming annoyed again, (with people like myself!) due to the lack of the ability to have patience and most of all Tolerance for each other. I will post these words of "Mother Theresa" that I found in my prayer book. It is an excellent exercise to practice during the 6 weeks of Lent. Or, even anytime of the year and during our lives.(Christians and non-Christians alike.) Please Note* My intentions are not to be ramming God down people's throats - my intentions are to encourage tolerance. Also, Please Note* you will notice that even "I" have a most difficult time trying to follow these rules of humility - In some cases, I am so guilty - it is not even funny! But I have the humility to admit it! Here goes... Mother Theresa gave her sisters in the order the following rules to follow in order to practice "Humility." 1. Speak as little as possible about yourself. 2. Keep busy with your own affairs and not those of others. 3. Avoid Curiosity. 4. Do n ot interfere in the affairs of others. 5. Accept small irritations with good humor. 6. Do not dwell on the faults of others. 7. Accept censures even if unmerited. 8. Give in to the Will of others. 9. Accept insults and injuries. 10. Accept contempt, being forgotten and disregarded. 11. Be courteous and delicate even when provoked by others. 12. Do not seek to be admired and loved. 13. Do not protect yourself behind your own dignity. 14. Give in, in discussions, even when you are right. 15. Choose always t he more difficult task. It is about 9.00pm here in Chicago and I am off to sleep very soon. I did want to write something about Bill Clinton for our American visitors to this guest-book, but, I won't -simply because it is not ! ! nice. Now even the Democrat supporters are wishing they did not protect him during the Impeachments. They are now realizing that his ethical code is zero! If he had been impeached, none of these "Bribe Pardons" would have occured. Bill Clinton certainly i s going down in history. As he said, he is still in Washington and he is not going anywhere! Democrats, please realize former President Clinton has just been a complete disgrace to this country. I think President Bush will be able to do a whole lot better - we hope, but time will tell.
Jacqueline <Katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 02:31:03 (EST)

: Hi Nigel Steel (stella),you weren't a bad lad at school. how u doing? your'e right maureen didn't marry richie, i'm still in touch with richie he drinks in the george with paul mcgann as i work there. they are always reminissing about school and the good old days,you,d think we were ancient wouldn't you.
Lynn Lyons <George @Adcock45.Freeserve.co.uk>
Seaham, Co Durham England - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 02:27:39 (EST)

: Very sad to hear about the death of Sir Donald Bradman. A good chap to have in the team though sadly weak on his leg side. Perhaps now we can return leg theory to it's rightful place in the game. We've pandered to these Australians enough! Yours resp ectfully. The Skipper
The Skipper <batsman@wicket.com>
Cheltenham England - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 18:20:12 (EST)

To "Nigel Steel" You know, I am trying to think back and come to think of it, you were not really a bad lad in school. I hope you are doing well these days. My goodness, what on earth must you think of me? I think I must have done a 180 degrees turn ar ound since school days. Though, I think that is a very good thing! Remember at school I was a scared frightened mouse. Oh, my gosh, I remember in our 1st yr at school, I must have done something awful to the kids in our form class, because for whatever re ason, that Denise Summerbell and Susan Frater, got the whole class not to speak to me. It went on for about almost 1 week. It was so hurtful! I tell you, kids can be so cruel to each other - and that has never changed. Mind you, I think at the time Denise and Susan were just being spiteful. Anyway, I so glad I am not the young girl I was. Though, maybe some people on this guest-book would like me to be more quiet!
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 18:18:01 (EST)

Dear "Thomas Johnson" Perhaps you and I are becoming some sort of friends these days - even though we disagree with each other on quite a few topics and have, at one time been rather "snippy" to each other. It was delightful and encouraging to read tha t you "support" my out-spoken opinions and assertivenss on this "guest-book" that otherwise, might be rather boring. Thank you so much for your kindness. Also, at this moment for your friend who has not spoken to his "chitty-chatty" wife as he does not wa nt ot interupt her, I suggest he becomes less henpecked, and more assertive and motivated. I suggest he uses his tongue wisely and says something to his wife who likes to talk too much. They are obviously lacking in communication skills with each other - if he does not do anything about it - they might as well not carry on with the marriage. Oh, Whoops! am I implying "divorce?" when I am devoute Catholic.. Okay, Thomas, what are your feelings on that one?
Jacqueline <: Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 18:15:46 (EST)

To "Stan" and "others" complainning about me dominating the Seaham "Guest-Book" You know, I really try not to, if you can find it to believe it in your heart. It is just I always, or rather, most often, have an answer to things and... I also like to pe rsonally answer people on the guest-book you leave me messages. That is why you will see 2 or 3 or sometimes 4 messages the same day around the same time. I personally answer everyones comments toward me - at least I am being polite! and... at least I alw ays have something to say, wheather it is worthwhile or not. Otherwise, the guest-book does get filled with people just writing in asking if they know such and such, or, tracing back their family tree and there are never any exciting topics to discuss. I am sure not all the people of Seaham, (present or past) are narrow minded, or do not care to debate on a controversial topic. It is fun! and it gets people to participate. I mean, maybe I have become just too Americaniz! ! ed, and like to express opinions too much - I don't know. Needless to say, I am sorry if I dominate the "guest-book" too much; but I thought I added some "Zest" to the book. I will try to cool down a bit.
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 18:13:35 (EST)

Oz Brian did you forget to answer my emails
margaret jones <marga.gos@libertysurf.co.uk>
west yorkshire england - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 18:11:00 (EST)

: Oz Brian have you stopped sending me emails or is it my server that is not working margaret
margaret jones <marga.gos@libertysurf.co.uk.>
- Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 18:09:07 (EST)

Oz Brian, You're quiet Digger, the Cat got your tongue?
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, UK - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 12:03:51 (EST)

Oz Brian, You're quiet Digger, the Cat got your tongue?
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, UK - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 12:02:20 (EST)

: There has been a few complaints on the Guestbook about all the "Humps" at Dalton-le-Dale, no I dont mean the Residents, I mean those hideous humps on the Road! The Residents oviously asked for them and yes the cost was born by us! If they wanted to k eep us Motorists from passing through they should have built a 12ft. high wall around the place. I often pass through that way(I dont stop as the people there are so unsociable and boring, all they talk about is money (their God it seems, walking the Do ggie (picking up with their pooper scoops) and are all totally boring peasants (with a small p ) No Dalton-le- Dale keep your little Village to yourselves, You all deserve each other
Thomas Johnson
Ex Seaham, UK - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 12:00:59 (EST)

Right you lot...My Dad is bigger than your Dad and he will bash you all. He's got a tank as well.
Curious Orange <BillyBoy@Ibrox>
Ibrox, yep Scotland - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 07:14:08 (EST)

Well said Stan,I'am sure you echo the sentiments of many a visitor to the Guest Book
tony
Guadalmina - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 07:11:16 (EST)

Joe, You've guessed it Mate, I am a dab hand at the old fishing lark and I do get a few "bites" life would be rather dull if we were all the same wudn't it? To those moaning about Jacquiline monopolising these pages I would say she definitly is an ass et to this Guest book and whilst I dont agree with all her preachings she does talk a "lot of sense" and I will keep trying to make her adopt a more Liberal attitude. she recently asked what the "royal we " meant. Well Jacquiline it was a term often used by Queen Victoria when she wanted to express an opinion and was meant to mean from her and Albert! as though poor Albert wasn't allowed to express his own opinion (probably henpecked poor soul) On a lighter note I have a friend who recently told me he hadn't spoken to his Wife for over 12 Months! When I asked him Why not? He said "He didn't like interrupting her!" Any comment Jacquiline?
Thomas Johnson
- Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 07:09:47 (EST)

Jaquliien thank,s for your words of wisdom thinking back i dont think i was a bad lad at school. I forgot all about througing a bottle so sorry Saide As for David Carr and David Niernz i,ve never seen them for ages. I dont think Richie marriied Maurien Laws. Hope you are well got to go now bye
Nigel Steel <: nnsteel@paksidecres.fsnt.co.uk>
Seaham near rhe Hamlet of Dalton le Dale, - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 07:07:26 (EST)

Thomas Johnson, ever thought of taking up fishing, you'll be a dab hand with the amount of bites you appear to be getting. Anyway, as a socialist, equality for all...
Joe
- Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 04:23:13 (EST)

I think some of the ladies on here, perticularly the yankees need a man. Why don't you visit e-bridegrooms of england at http://members.tripod.co.uk/ugli and find yourselves a lovely gentle english man.
mr e <: e-bridegroom@amorous.com>
Seaham, Durham UK - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 04:22:10 (EST)

I think the Seaham "Guest-Book" is the BEST thing that ever happened to Seaham! It is certainly encouraging "Independent Thinking." Which is not only healthy, it is important to ourselves and to society. Why would we all want to think the same anyway? We are not carbon copies of each other. We each have our own mind and own free will. We can learn so much from each other by being allowed to freely express our views, feelings and opinions. I was just telling a friend in an e-mail that when I was growing up, in my home I was not really allowed to freely express my opinions - it was seen as "cheeky." Therefore, independent thinking was obviously not at all encouraged or part of "me." I think, this was an injustice, because I did not learn how to express m yself, or developed opinions (or even self-confidence and a good self esteem or image of myself) that differed from those of my parents. I really did not "think!" and consequently, saw the world as very small and "black! ! and white" and no grey areas. Encouraging Independent thinking and expression of one's true inner feelings helps one to be compassionate, sensitive and tolerable. Our world is very large with millions of differences in culture, language, race, religions, traditions and social and economical environments. I think it is important that we all have our own ideas, in order to compromise and come up with solutions to solve problems. All of our ideas are different, yet, they are all good ideas and good ideas put together, are able, for the most part to come up with a wonderful solution to solve issue. I know here in America, though some of the schools and education are not the best, the teachers really encourage expression and independent thinking - it cultivate s individualism. I am all for it! Let us see what other issues we can come up with to discuss.
Jacqueline <: Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 19:19:01 (EST)

To "Victoria." Okay, you have "got me" a little bit - just a little mind you! However, remember you and I, are two totally different individuals as we all are. Of course we hold differences of opinions and that is OKAY! I think what I mean that women s hould be able to support themeselves,I am referring to those women who do not think they have to work and really do thing that getting married means "security" - that the man will automatically take care of all her every needs. Women should take business and financial courses to understand and learn about money and insurances and stocks, retirement funds etc... Women need to know that getting married is not "security" and being cared for - Marriage is love and "Team work." Also, though I believe very stro ngly that the word "obey" in marriage vows is a sign of "owner-ship" I do not believe, however, that taking your husbands name is sign of "ownership." Just as in Ballroom dancing, the gentleman takes the lead, I think g! ! entlemen should also take the lead in marriage. Though, I realize I am kind of contridicting myself - as I say that marriage is equal "team-work." I suppose, I am just kind of old fashioned in someways. Oh my! there you go! I am stummped for words! What h umility I am forced to have! Hey and Lent begins this Wednesday and guess what task I got at my Rosary Prayer group last night? It is to practice Humility to whole 6 weeks of lent and.... to be delicate and kind even when being challenged and provoked. I wonder if I can achieve this hard task for my out-spoken personality. I am glad Victoria that you are a strong independant woman. People like you really help to put a balance in our society and help to encourage "thinking." Good for you. Always challenge others opinions if you question them. Oh too, yes, it was rather harsh of me to judge Seaham men. What I should say, is that I would not feel comfortable dating a man from Seaham. Why? because I am happy dating Americans as I ! ! am more American than British.
Jacqueline <: Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 19:16:35 (EST)

: Message for Oz Brian. A black belt in Tie Kwan thingy eh? You sound like a hunk of real man - and not above touting your wares! Message received and understood. Meet in the Chatroom? Anytime!
Julian <flipper@homeboy.com>
Hetton le Hole, England - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 19:14:31 (EST)

: Dear "Thomas Johnson" If i said, I kissed on my first date, I meant my first date ever was with an American and he was the first guy I ever kissed. I have NEVER kissed on the first date, or the 2nd or the 3rd. Kissing is something "special" - it is a n expression of feelings. When a young gentleman and young woman kiss, it should not be just because they feel ammerous. It should be because they truly feel emotional intimacy for each other. I am very old fashioned in some ways and I know it is going to annoy some of the young women on this guest-book. But that is how I am!
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 19:12:34 (EST)

: As an Ex. Seaham born resident, I was delighted to discover the Seaham Web page which I found very comprehensive and interesting.I was also pleased to see the guest book page,as I thought great I'll be able to recognise old friends and events etc.and maybe get in touch with names from the past.Imagine my surprise when I found that it was'nt the case at all,but was dominated by a 'preacher type 'very busy american lady who seems to spend most of her waking hours E.mailing the Seaham Harbour guest book .Is it not possible to enforce some kind of restriction on the amount of time correspondants can spend in the Guest book or should I call it the 'Markie Web Page'and use the facility for the purpose I'am sure it was originally intended.
Tony <: Tony@guadalmina.com>
San Pedro, Malaga Spain - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 19:10:38 (EST)

Oz Brian, How long did it take for your Wife to dictate your last letter? As for your black(?) stripe it doesn't make you any more of a Man! Probably not
Thomas Johnson
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 19:08:31 (EST)

: I used to love reading the guest book. Such diverse reading. Now, unfortunately, it seems to be a personal diary for the lady Markie. Such long diatribes. so self-centred and oh so frequent. I should think a lot of people have been put off the site b ecause of the overwhelming presence of good lady Markie. I visit this great site a lot less now and when I do I have to scroll past reams of Markieana to find the good bits. I hope to return more frequently when good lady Markie gets a sense of proportion about her contribution to the guest book, life and the universe. I still go back to Seaham. I find the people, as ever, friendly and refreshing. I've stayed in the States and worked near Chicago. In over five years I never met one person remotely like t hat spouted by you-know-who. Good luck Seaham!
Stan Cooper <swcooper@cs.com>
Sale, Cheshire UK - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 19:06:40 (EST)

Jacqueline I disagree strongly with your views on women! When you say 'ladies we shouldn't want to try to be guys'; firstly I'm not a lady, I'm a woman. I can't help but want to be like a lad, any more than I could stop myself wanting to be a like a woman, 'cos I do n't think that personalities are gender specific. I'm just myself. I think that a lot of so-called gender-specific traits are the result of conditioning, and I don't think that swearing when provoked makes me less of a woman. I wouldn't bite my tongue in case someone thought I wasn't feminine, 'cos as far as I'm concerned being feminine is having XX sex chromosomes, and being masculine is having XY sex chromosomes, and thats as far as gender goes. I'm grateful if a bloke holds a door open for me, but simi larly I hold doors open for men, as I respect women and men equally. Also I wouldn't change my name, as this suggests ownership, and my partner will never own me. I can understand that some women change their names as this mak! ! es them feel more of a family with their new husbands, but it's not for me, and am curious as to why you think that feminism has gone too far when a woman won't change her name. I wouldn't change mine, but don't judge women who change theirs. Also I'm cur ious that you wrote something along the lines of women should be able to support themselves if they have to. Surely we'll always have to - I can't think of a situation where we wouldn't. I'm certainly proud to be a feminist in a world where women do more work than men, and own less property, and admire men and women for their individual qualties, not for qualities which have been culturally assigned in order to keep women submissive. Also when you wrote that you wouldn't marry someone from Seaham - thats a questionable attitude?
Victoria McCabe <drvmccabe@aol.com>
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:23:10 (EST)

To Thomas Johnson the confused one .To repeat myself I'd have to repeat something I've already said !!! As for your comments "Down trodden hen-pecked wimp" I've worked and been successful in three country's ,I have a black stripe on a Tae Kwon-Do belt, that's something you have to fight for and earn.A down trodden wimp would not make it though the first night's training,nor would he survive in a foreign country.That leaves henpecked,I take care of the lady in my life ,with love and respect. henpecked ! I think not
Oz Brian
South Australia - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:19:19 (EST)

"Nigel Steel" your idea about keeping the Dalton-le-dale folk locked in their own little "space" might be a good one; if indeed, the people there are snobby. I have found that snobby people do not "venture out" they prefer to stay with their own kind. They have all the $ in the world, but prefer to stay and congregate at the Country Club. I hope you have made ammends with Sadie Mason - she is actually a very nice lady - I know her. Though, remember too, in your apology to her, explain that you were jus t a silly teenager and did not think of the consequences of throwing an explosive bottle. Though, now you are an adult, you are more responsible and sensitive to all people and that you are truly sorry. Oh by the way, do you remember David Carr? Richard W hitmore? and David Neirnz? I wonder what they are doing these days. Did Richard Whitmore marry Maureen Laws? Well take care, Nigel - have a great day! God Bless.
Jacqueline <: Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:17:22 (EST)

Yes Dean i can confirm that thr foam party is indeed at Dawdon club on Friday 2nd of March. and everybody young and old are invited. Brian Come on down.
Brian
Seaham, - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:15:01 (EST)

To "Doc 2000" To better define "Women should be able to support herself in times of crisis." I am talking about financially and emotionally. A woman should never have to feel she has to rely and depend on a man. If a marriage suddenly ended due to divo rce or death - women should have their own financial resources to take care of themselves and should have the inner strength (emotional strength) to just move on with their lives and find something new in their lives. Too many women just "whine" around, i nstead of picking up their lives and finding that life has many, many other opportunities to sek if people would be willing to be motivated and assertive.
Jacqueline <katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:13:28 (EST)

Why dont we have a reunion of ex Vane tempest Lads Soon before we all die off
J.G.Anderson <: J.G.Anderson@btinternet.com>
Sunderland, Tyne and Wear England - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:11:31 (EST)

Jacquiline, You really disapoint me, fancy allowing your "American Gentleman" to have a "kiss" on your first date! I thought better of you than that, you certainly wouldn't get a Seaham lad doing that and being so forward! I can see that re-educating y ou to a more acceptable level of decorum is going to be more difficult than I thought, but I will "rise" to the challenge, patience and industry will eventually prevale, I have some good news for you about an organisation(American) which will also assist you! Iwill dig out the details, in the meantime I suggest you spend more time reading the "Good Book" Respectfully yours Thomas
Thomas Johnson
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:09:26 (EST)

Frank from LaHabra, Did did ask your Wifes/Partners permission before you wrote that note? As your spelling was O.K. we know she probably wrote it for you, you sound like another Hen-pecked undertrodden Yank! You also sound like a typical male Yankee w eakest link, Goodbye!
Thomas Johnson
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 12:08:02 (EST)

In answer to Jacqueline's entry 22nd Feb- angelic soft, angelic schmofft! I'd prefer swearing and corny jokes please. Also when you write that a woman should be able to support herself in times of crisis? Please define?
doc 2000
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:48:28 (EST)

To "Thomas Johnson" Let me tell you, also, that I have dated some of the most wonderful, gentleman "like" American men. My first date, I was 19 1/2 years old was with an American Military officer - a graduate from West Point. He was my first ever date and first kiss! I still remember! I was in Germany working and we had been introduced at a BBQ. He took me to wonderful dinners and was very well educated, traveled and very dignified. One of my more serious boyfriends, (only one) Was also a graduate from a prestigues University. He was wonderful. That is why I could never date anyone from Seaham. I have been too spoilt. I am use to going out on dinner dates to expensive restraunts, to theathers and having intellectual, stimulating conversations. American men know how to treat a lady. At least the one's that I choose to date. Though, as they say, "Birds of a feather flock together."
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:47:01 (EST)

To "Lesley Roberts" I think you are perfectly right! Like I say, I believe in "Women's Lib" to a point and getting an education is one of them and more important, being able to financially take care of ourselves without ever having to rely on a man. I think many women get into marriages for "security" reasons. They are afraid to venture out in the world and think if they are not married by a certain age, that their world will fall apart. Though for some women who live in small towns (not all women)that is all they are conditioned into thinking - they need to find a man to take care of them, otherwise they will be alone and cannot possibly be successful. What a very narrow minded way of thinking - and a very sad way too. You have no idea the ammount of girls I went to school with who, when I contact them, the first thing they say, "When are you going to get married and have children; you will be too old soon." Oh, well! we are all different and thats what makes our wo! ! rld. By the way, so you have finally been accused of being an "American!" (and maybe, deep down you like it - to a point!)
jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:45:17 (EST)

Hi, I was reading an article in the Echo on Wedensday night.It was about speed ramps in the hamlet of Dalton Le Dale. I'm all for them, but who do the Daltonites think they are? If they don't want us commoners to us their road why not just say so. Ther e is a simple solution! Build them a shop, they've already got a pub and a church, erect a twelve foot high fence and lock them in. End of problem! At the end of the day it's not what you know, it's who you know. You don't hear us commoners twist when you pay less council tax, or are we paying for your speed ramps?
N STEEL <: nnsteel@parksidecres.fsnet.co.uk>
The Town Of Seaham Near The Hamlet Of Dalton Le Da, - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:42:14 (EST)

: Jacquiline, see you on the Harbour chat line name your time!
Thomas Johnson
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:39:50 (EST)

Oz Brian, You keep repeating yourself, have you overdone on the Bi-carb? You sound like one harassed hen-pecked Aussy ex-brit!
Thomas Johnson
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:38:52 (EST)

Mon Cher colleague. C'est peut-etre mieux de parler Anglais devant les imbeciles! By all means my dear chap, brag about the size of your hardwearing driveway but remember that you'd be perhaps better off simply tending your own allotment - such as it is.
Dr Pangloss
Seaham, - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:37:48 (EST)

: Geoff i think the FOAM PARTY is at Dawdon Club at the begining of March come on down.
Dean
Seaham, - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:36:14 (EST)

: Geoff i think the FOAM PARTY is at Dawdon Club at the begining of March come on down.
Dean
Seaham, - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:36:05 (EST)

: Mr. Thomas Johnson you seem to know very little about Women and quite alot about American Men.Do you fantasize about us often?We know what your about then,don't we?
Frank
LaHabra, Cal USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:34:06 (EST)

Ozy Brian, I can see who wears the Pants in your house Digger! You sound like a Hen-pecked down-trodden Wimp Mate!
Thomas Johnson
- Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:32:30 (EST)

I have to be quick as I have to zipp out to work. "Lesely Roberts" this is for you - though I have said that I agree with your "strong-minded" personality and your ability to make good career decisions. As I have said it is important for us women not t o be treated as if we were all "little minie mice." However, Lesley, don't you think you are going a little far, in regards to not taking your husband's name when you married? See, now, thats is where I think "Women's Lib" is going too far. We can have ou r independance and so on and so forth, but come on,ladies, do not take it too far. Do allow your husbands to feel like they too have a place in the marriage. Ladies, you should never feel that you want to be "one of the guys." We are beautiful human being s, created by God - and we were given some wonderful feminin qualities. It is because of some of the extreme Feministic Liberals that men have lowered their expectations of women and rarely have the decent respect women! ! should be given. But that is just my opinon and that is not to say that my opinion is the right opinion. We all have different opinions to help balance our society.
Jacqueline <Katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:31:14 (EST)

To "Lesley Roberts" I think you are perfectly right! Like I say, I believe in "Women's Lib" to a point and getting an education is one of them and more important, being able to financially take care of ourselves without ever having to rely on a man. I think many women get into marriages for "security" reasons. They are afraid to venture out in the world and think if they are not married by a certain age, that their world will fall apart. Though for some women who live in small towns (not all women)that is all they are conditioned into thinking - they need to find a man to take care of them, otherwise they will be alone and cannot possibly be successful. What a very narrow minded way of thinking - and a very sad way too. You have no idea the ammount of girls I went to school with who, when I contact them, the first thing they say, "When are you going to get married and have children; you will be too old soon." Oh, well! we are all different and thats what makes our wo! ! rld. By the way, so you have finally been accused of being an "American!" (and maybe, deep down you like it - to a point!)
jacqueline <: Katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:27:55 (EST)

To "Greame" Thank you so much for the apology - It was very sincere of you and honest too! I appreciated it! Okay, I did laugh a bit at the entry - It was rather clever and humerous of you and a little true! I do tend to repeat myself. (I suffer from " senior moments" often - even though I'm not quite 32 until next month!) Anyway, my sense of humour is still there. I'm still able to smile and be cheerful and happy and laugh at my own mistakes - what "humility God has given me!" Though, I always hope I n ever become a snob. Have a great day at work!
Jacqueline <KatherineMarkie@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 05:23:40 (EST)

: Jacquiline, I will answer your latest "missive" in due course, at the moment I'm suffering from "writers cramp" trying to answer all these Militant Females who refuse to see the light and practice the teachings of the "Good book"
Thomas Johnson
- Friday, February 23, 2001 at 07:51:35 (EST)

: Leslie Roberts, You sound like a very frustrated Lady, but a typical American Woman who likes to wear the trousers and keep your Husband/Partner in a down-trodden manner. You must learn a little Humility it will make you a better Woman. You possibly should have been born a Man!!
Thomas Johnson
- Friday, February 23, 2001 at 07:50:18 (EST)

Hello Leslie. I can't remeber being in the Lifeboat society. I was in the Girls Guildry for a time. Yes I do remember you and your mam. Nice to hear you are OK. Sadie
Sadie M
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:48:43 (EST)

Jacqueline my dear, lighten up a bit, don't take all of the postings seriously.The posting about you writing a book was only meant to be a bit of humour in the otherwise serious, repetitive and moody guestbook. I wouldn't like to think for one moment that one of the conditions of taking out US citizenship is that you have to give up a sense of humour. However, saying that, if I did offend you I seriously apologise for this. No hurt intended.
Graeme
- Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:45:59 (EST)

My Dear Pangloss...I have a disque dur which would set your eyes alight as would a smouldering tormento..and so to Oporto
Voltaire <Volt@egalite.fr>
Bordeaux France - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:44:42 (EST)

mon cher Pangloss le meilleur des mondes n'est pas encore arrive...unless you're happy with the local LCL beverage I hear so much about and have a head full of sponge curlers soaked in setting lotion.
Voltaire <Volt@egalite.fr>
Bordeaux France - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:42:58 (EST)

: To "Thomas Johnson" I actually have quite a bit of "humility" I also do not mind admitting when I make a mistake or when I am wrong or not as knowledgable about things than I should be. Humility is a very teachable thing to have and to practice; and to always to be aware of. If we do not practice humility and humbleness, then we would all be arragont snobs. Then where would society be?! Perhaps you also should practice "humility" and learn that God did not create "men" to be smarter than "Women." We are all equally smart in our own way. God gave us all a brain to be used wisely. We each have our own gifts and talents, strengths and weakeness and abilities. Each and everyone of us are intelligent and we all have valuable life lessons to teach each oth er. All we have to do, is to listen and learn and then apply what we learned to our own life. Also, to expand on our own knowledge by reading and continuing to have friends who are much smarter than ourselves - so that we! ! can learn from them. We all can learn from each other! Goodnight everyone and God Bless!
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:40:41 (EST)

: Hi Sadie, I remember when you were in the Ladies Lifeboat Guild many moons ago with my mam, Joyce Roberts and also a tall, older very distinguished lady who lived on the seafront. I think her name was Gwen.Anyway heres to the women of the world and e specially Lady Mayors.
Leslie Roberts <: ladyboss67@yahoo.co.uk>
Phoenix, Arizona USA - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:38:47 (EST)

: Thomas you make my blood boil. Firstly I'm proud to be the kind of woman that you disapprove of, independent, strong minded, own my own business, am really good at making decisions and lastly didn't take my husbands last name when we married almost 1 0 years ago. I spend a good deal of my business life picking up the pieces for women and their families when their so called know it all husbands drop dead. Men who won't let their partners share in decisions are the ones who are usually too proud to ask anyones advic e. When they die its their wife who wasn't allowed to do anything with money who now is devastated doesn't know how to budget, save or in some cases balance a cheque book. Then they find out their so called provider doesn't have enough life insurance, the ir kids can't go to college and they're going to have to work till they drop just to keep a roof over their heads. That's not the definition of a real man, thats a coward and a bully who has to put others down in order to feel better about themselves!!
Leslie Roberts <ladyboss67@yahoo.co.uk>
Phoenix, Arizona USA - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:36:19 (EST)

Hello, I live in Iraq now, but I was brought up in seaham. I lived in Parkside. I would just like to say hello to Gary carr, who thinks hes good on scramblers but he isnt! Ow gas me old bud, u look like tut and scottish! C ya! Keep in touch!
Matty Anderson <: matty@matty.matty.co.uk>
Bengali, Iraq - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 04:33:13 (EST)

To "fredMarrin" Are you any relation to John Marrin? If so, tell John I say, "Hi." Also, Steward, okay, I made a typo mistake, whilst typing too fast and trying to think way fast than I can tpye. I know very well how many thousands of people were kille d during the war. Though, I am more sensitive to the Jewish race, simply because I have seen with my own eyes, what was the Prison camp for Jews at Dachau in Munich, Germany. Also, I visited one in the former East Germany. Furthermore, my parents were chi ldrne during the war and my mom has told me some horrific stories of the bombs dropping and children being killed. I know ver well of all the people killed during the war. Also, "Fred Marrin" I wish that I knew why George Bush does indeed practice strong Christanity, and yet, supports the death penalty - I know,it does not make sense. But at least he is pro-life. Though, that is contridictory. However, he appears to be a "head and shoulders" cut above Al Gore and the ! ! former President. So we will see what Mr. President Bush produces over the next 4 years.
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 03:38:23 (EST)

: To "Thomas Johnson" this is my 2nd attempt to write this entry. I am not sure if my 1st entry will appear as I forgot to fill in my name, etc.. Then, instead of going back to guest-book, I pressed the wrong thing and went back to AOL Welcome page. So rry folks if you have to read my same entry twice. Though, the 2nd entry is more expressive - so here goes...Hey! now, now! "Thomas Johnson" I am actually quite conservative. However, I do believe in "women's Lib" to a point, though not all the way. I do believe that women should get an education, so that in case of a crisis, the woman can financially support herself. A woman should never rely on a man to be financially supportative to her - or to take care of her emotionally. I believe women should have their own interests: Golfing, Theater, Charity Work, Church etc.. Also, should have their own opinions. I believe women should give themselves the opportunity to travel outside of their birth-town and to also leave their ! ! parents. Women should indeed travel and interact with all kinds of people from all social, economical, racial and religious backgrounds, as this gives women a good insight to life and also cultivates wisdom and knowledge and a sense of understandings to t he world and society. However, I strongly DO NOT believe in the word "Obey" when it comes to marriages. The word "obey" should never even come in to the vocabulary of a husband and wife. The word "obey" is meant only for God's Commandments and the neccess ary laws of society. Otherwise, following the term "Obey" in a marriage, gives either spouse, the possibilities of being subjected to being a "doormat." That is NOT what marriages is all about! Marriage is "Team-Work" and marriage is "Effort." Marriage is also love, respect, dignity and "commitment." I admit, that using an example of "women's periods" on the guest-book was hardly very "lady-like" of me, however, I was trying to make a point, and I think that point was well tak! ! en. I am actually quite a conservative, reserved young lady. Though, I do find it strange, by the fact that men say they want a reserved, dignified, respectable, gentle, feminin woman. However, there is also a lot of pressure from men for women to be libe ral. Men seem to try to take advantage in every way of a conservative young woman and always challenges her convictions. So men, you need to decide, what do you want from us women? Do you want for us to be liberal or do you want us to be shy, reserved, fe minin and have an "angelic-soft" gentle approach. Also, you feministic liberal women, what do you want? How do you want to be treated? Do you want to be treated gentle, kind, loving, given respect and dignity? Or, do you want to have "Women's Lib" and be subjected to your ears listening to swearing, mens corny jokes, and plain disrespectfulness. Women's Lib cannot have it both ways. The book, "Fascinating Womanhood" By Helen Andelin describes beautifully how a marriage should ! ! be and I think it fits well in with how God designed a marriage to be. Furthermore, it explains in a few chapters how we women should be proud of our femininity and focus on our angelic-soft gentle side. I think, Mr. Thomas Johnson, you have been dating t he wrong kind of women, which is why you has a very low opinion of them. In that case, you will never get married. You have not given yourself the opportunity to date women who have dignity and respect for themselves. Hoep you all have enjoyed my bit of t eachings and don't mind my opinions. But this is what the guest-book should be used for, for decent adults like ourselves, to be "expressive" and speak-out! and learn from each other.
Jacqueline <Katherien markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 17:30:25 (EST)

: Thanks, Kath for your comments, accepted and took on board. This Mr,Bush bloke, is he not one of those millionaires you were talking about. i.e. the ones that are only interested in materialism etc.The point i was trying to make is how does Bush pur port to have christian values, when obviously, by your own admission he is wrong with his death penalty stance.By that reckoning the National socialists in Germany 1933-45 were only wrong with their ideas on The Final Solution, something wrong with your p roposition i think, Your,e either "Christ like" or not.Can,t have it both ways.Also , when referring to God always use the upper capital case when using personal pronouns i. e. He, His, etc, I forgot, and now i,m covered in boils and my houre is full of f rogs, BEWARE.All the best and good luck in that wonderful country the U S A .
Fred <: fred@fmarrin .freserve . co. uk>
- Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 17:27:55 (EST)

To Sharon can you tell me where this Foam party is
Geoff
Seaham, - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 17:25:27 (EST)

: Okay! First, I DID NOT write that entry about "writing a book." Someone needs to stop forging my name, then making enteries and being afraid to sign their own name. Have Courage people! If you write something or say something, or have an opinion - th en do not be afraid to admit it yourselves - do not try to blame others by signing someone else's name. You all should know if I were to write a book, it would be "Inspirational" and I would use some of my own life experiences to teach others to overcome some of their difficulties they may have experienced.
Jacqueline <: Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 17:21:32 (EST)

The Markie Beast ( though shalt know her by the mark of the beast 666 ) said "6 million Jews were killed as well as hundreds of others". What an indictment of the education system! Or is it just her self centred stupidity. Never mind the Axis powers, t he Russians alone amongst the Allies lost over 20 million people during WWII. No wonder they get slightly pissed off at the thought of a warmonger like Bush getting into the Whitewash House and setting up the Son of Star Wars nonsense.
Stewart <stewartk@techie.com>
Seaham, Co Durham UK - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 17:19:38 (EST)

Thomas Johnson , where you really serious ? If you where you sure loaded Jacqueline Markie's gun , and deserved the subsequent broadside,a chauvinist needs but one tool , a shovel to bury himself with . Good on you Jacqueline
Oz-Brian
South Australia - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 10:28:32 (EST)

: I just want some feed back from you all. I already mentioned in an earlier posting that I plan to write a book. Hey you guys, I just had a great idea. Why don't I publish all of my postings from this website? America is so wonderful I know it would sell in it's millions with all of my fellow citizens very interested, because after all, I am an american. Oh wait up you guy's, I just had another thought. While scanning throuch my entries on the guestbook, I realize that I say almost the same thing on every posting. It would only fill about a page. Oh it's ok you guys. If I mention on the cover that I am an American and was born and raised in the UK by mistake, then it will still sell in its lorryloads, sorry truckloads and our trucks are bigger and better in the USA than in england. If I put the Stars and stripes on the cover too, then I have it made. No need to write on this guestbook anymore. It will be your loss England. Remember, we are world champions at baseball, england have never even made the semeye finals. USA USA USA USA.
Jacqueline
- Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 10:23:23 (EST)

I Went "fishing" yesterday and my oh my did I get a bite? I certainly did, thing is our American correspondent (no not Allister Cooke) seemed to agree with about 75% of what I said! I will try to re-educate her to think in a more rational manner, after all we Men were put on this good Earth by the Lord to protect and educate our Women, we do know that Woman was made from a Man's rib and were placed on this Earth to do Man's bidding but things have got a bit out of hand lately and the "fairer sex are ge tting to much of their own way and need to be gently put back in their true place, are you listening Jacquiline? A lot of the probs. started with this so-called Woman's Lib. or rights garbage, why on earth did we ever agree to have the "Obey" word removed from the Wedding ceremony? That completed the rot, believe me when Women stopped obeying they demeaned themselves, go back Jacquiline to obeying the writings of the Good book and all will be well. You must know in you! ! r heart that Man knows best what is good for you! Yes Men are like Babies but only in the U.S. it is a well known fact that U.S. men are Wimps and do exactly what they are told to do by their wives and/or Partners! I do not wish to comment on the matter of Woman's periods as it would be unmanly to do so , and unladylike as well for that matter So Jacquiline(notice I give you your full title out of respect) you are 75% in aggreement with me, I would like to educate you a lot more and when you have achieved a modicum of humility I might even propose to you again but only when you achieve the extr a 25% and become a real old-fashioned femail like God intended you to be!
Thomas Johnson
UK - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 10:20:41 (EST)

: Ah, the return of "Voltaire" to the guestbook signals to us all that a certain 'Gorondin' is once more on line. No doubt with an enormous hard disk to set us all in fear and trembling! Carry on dear boy!
Dr Pangloss
Seaham, UK - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 10:18:00 (EST)

: Thomas Johnson , where you really serious ? If you where you sure loaded Jacqueline Markie's gun , and deserved the subsequent broadside,a chauvinist needs but one tool , a shovel to bury himself with . Good on you Jacqueline
Oz-Brian
South Australia - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 10:06:27 (EST)

On a recent visit to Seaham I, too, was shocked and astounded to find a distinct lack of leatherette seating in some of the town's public houses. To make matters worse the toilets in the Dun Cow actually appeared usable. Repairs were clearly visible to all. Royston Vasey this is not and itis frankly too much for anyone to take in after one visit.
Voltaire <Volt@egalite.fr>
Bordeaux, France - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 03:56:54 (EST)

: Okay, "Mr.Thomas Johnson" You asked for it and now you are going to get it!!! Here are my out-spoken words.... Yes, I actually do strongly believe that women should stay home and tend to the children and the house and be a "proud homemaker." After all, God gave us women a beautiful gift of being able to bear children - without us women, men are doomed! Men have no place in society without us women - we are Nurturing, kind, compassionate and know how to deal with crisis situations. We also have a lot of inner strength - me must, to be able to give birth. Men are like babies and cannot handle even the slightest head ache - they would never be able to get through a week of having a period. I do believe that women should be dutyful to their husbands but also, men should be dutyful to their wives. It works both ways - no double standards! Though, wives are certainly NOT a doormat! and should not allow themselves to be abused in any way, shape or form. (That goes for verbal, emotional and physical abuse) Women have a say in the marriage and a strong influence on how the children are to be rai! ! sed. Husbands and wives should work together as a "TEAM." Husbands should love their wives as Christ loved his church. Men should give women the respect and dignity we deserve. We women are NOT sexual objects. Our bodies are a temple of the Lord, and shou ld be respected. I do think husbands should make some of the major decisions; but would do well to listen to his wife. Wives should not nag at their husbands, because every well educated and well adversed young woman knows that you cannot change your man just because you are married. During courtship you should have observed all his strengths, weakeness, faults and capabilities and should already be aware of these shortcomings and have accepted them. Otherwise, do not say "I do" at the altar, for only in 1-5 years time to be getting a divorce, because you cannot deal with his faults. The two should again, work as a "team." Also have the deepest love, respect and dignity for each other in order to have a happy, healthy, success! ! ful Christian marriage. Also, both should support each other when it comes to the children's issues. A Husband should never ever demean his wife infront of the children and the same goes the other way for the wife. "A family who prays together - will stay together." And always, always, husbands and wives should always use kind, loving and gentle words to their children and to each other. There is no reason what so ever for yelling or not being able to logically sit down and work out a problem. A Marriage filled with only love for God, is guarenteed to be happy and successful. I am all for a "Traditional" Marriage. Now all I have to do is to find a good, kind, wonderful, gentle, compassionate, fun, loving catholic man - who is well educated and well advers ed. Now, I do not think you would describe me as a "Doormat" now would you? I am strong, out-spoken, opinionated and stick firm on my convictions. I have lived my life, traveled and have many interests. I am independant, but ! ! still believe in a traditional marriage where God and family prayers come first. Perhaps, Mr. Thomas Johnson you should learn to have respect for yourself, then you would be able to have respect for women and date the kind of women who have respect for th emselves.
Jacqueline <Katherine markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 03:54:34 (EST)

So "Mr Joe McVeigh" and Mr. "Thomas Johnson" You just want to set me off is it! So this is War! I hope you are ready! Alright, first, Mr. President Bush was right to order the attacks on Iraq. (The British also agreed) We cannot allow one man, Saddam H ussain to dictate. He has to abide by the Peace-keeping, No flying zone rules. Bush and Blair both agree that Sadam needs to be stopped. Look what happened when no-one put a stop to Adolf Hitler! We ended up having a world war and 6 million Jews were kil led as well as hundreds of others and also countries were taken over - all as a result from one man, because he wanted power and control. I consider myself a "Peace-Maker" and an advocate for Human Rights - therefore, if at all possible, I prefer there to be no war at all and that we all lived in Peace and Harmony with one another. Also, we Americans do not think Ronald Reagan was our best President. Furthermore, Abraham Lincoln was in favor of "Freedom" but not in favo! ! r of Freedom for the slaves. He wanted a "free America" but he still wanted to keep the slavery. He was not a good President. Next message will be for Thomas Johnson and his views on "Women and the Biblical times."
Jacqueline <Katherine Markie@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 03:31:25 (EST)

To "Jim Yates" and "Frank" Thank you for the e-mail. Jim it is okay that you do not agree completely with me - I understand. Yes, you are very right indeed, America does need to address to the nation what they did to the Native American people. (The I ndians) Though when I took American History at the college in Pennsylvania, my Professor, who was such a hard nose male chovinistic! He was also such a Democrat! Anyway, he taught the class very well and he did indeed acknowledge that Americans behaved te rrible to the Indians all because they would not convert to Christianity. Actually, I like the Native American Indian "Spiritual" and peaceful way of living their lives. In fact, I think this spring, if I can get the vacation time,(or definetely this sum mer) I might do some work on the Indian resevations in North Dakota. I think it would be a great opportunity! and very insightful. I do beleive, however, it is quite hypocritical of the "White American" nation to apolog! ! ize to the "African American" nation for slavery during the civil war and not to address such an apology to the Native American Indians. Neither race had deserved such atrosities commited to them. Again, as I have expressed I am all for "human rights." As I have been described in a letter of recomendation for humanitarian work: "Jacqueline is non-discriminary, non-bigoted and is very compassionate. She has her views and opinions and expresses her convictions.

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